Fitness for the lazy.

Sweet Tooth: Hey, Lazy Bones, my man! Happy new year!

Lazy Bones: Yeah… (yawn)… you too.

Sweet Tooth: Right on! Doing the whole resolution thing, bro?

Lazy Bones: Guess so… too flabby… (wheeze)… out of shape.

Sweet Tooth: Ha ha! Me too, buddy! Just signed up for a gym membership, yo! Am I gonna see you there?

Lazy Bones: No… too much… (sigh)… work.

Sweet Tooth: For real? How you planning to lose that spare tire, cuz?

Lazy Bones: Watch… (sigh)… what I eat.

Sweet Tooth: Ooh! Get back! Not me! Ha ha! I gotta eat what I want when I want, you feel me, pal? I’ll just work it all off at the gym!

Lazy Bones: Experts say… (yawn) diet… more important… for weight loss.

Sweet Tooth: Oh, is that what you’re doing with this juicer, man? Is that the big idea?

Lazy Bones: Yeah… get some… (wheeze) nutrients… better than… store juice.

Sweet Tooth: OK, I hear that, son. But check it: some fruit juices can be just as high in calories as soda! If juice makes it easier for you to get enough fruits and veggies every day, cool, cool. But if you replace your meals with high-sugar fruit juices, it may feel like you’re not eating as much, it may seem kinda healthier or whatever, but your body’s getting more empty calories so you gotta be careful what you juice because juice doesn’t automatically mean healthy, you dig?

Lazy Bones: Well… (sigh)… it’s… (yawn)… a start.