2-Pack: Bernini Easy Grip Garden Hose Nozzle
Our Take
- Easy grip
- Unlike those other hoses that are so hard to hold
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
The BARTENDER turns and stares for a moment at the end of the bar, blinking.
BARTENDER
(confused)
No, I’m sure. There was someone over there.
MACE
Jeez, maybe you want to cut back on the shift drinks, Shirley.
BARTENDER
I ain’t had nothing to drink tonight!
MACE
Then you’re trying to flirt with me, huh? Give me a free drink.
ROY
I wouldn’t flatter yourself, bud.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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