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2-for-Tuesday: Asobu 16oz Vacuum Insulated Coffee Press Travel Cup

  • Is it a personal-sized French press?
  • Or is it an insulated mug capable of keeping coffee or tea hot for 6-8 hours?
  • The answer: it’s both!
  • Although, you can use it as a travel mug without making coffee/tea in it.
  • And, I guess you could make coffee/tea in it and then pour it into another mug. But why?
  • Model: FP02, as in, DAMN! This coffee is FP: Fuckin’ Potent!
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Not Enough Hours In The Day

Dale awoke on the kitchen floor and quickly got to his feet. His pajamas were torn badly, barely even there anymore, but that could’ve happened when he fell. Or so he told himself.

He didn’t want to think of the other possibility, the one that made him nervous. Which was to say, he didn’t want to think about all the sightings recently, of a strange creature wreaking havoc around the town, a creature that walked upright like a man but was covered in fur. Dale didn’t like to think about how each sighting seemed to correspond with one of his recent blackouts, which themselves had only started when he was attacked, while out on a night jog, by an animal that looked like a raccoon, only with wings, and burning red eyes, and that made a sound like a cackling laugh followed by the words, “So shall you live, forever cursed, my poor Dale!”

But look, this was all coincidence! Clearly Dale was just very tired, hence the frequency with which he fell asleep and awoke on the ground, or naked in the park, or high in a tree along the bike path where all the cyclists were disappearing on the regular. As for the animal’s noise, Dale had heard birdsong that sounded like words before. And he’d seen a video on the internet of “talking huskies.” Nothing out of the ordinary about it!

But Dale didn’t need to justify anything to himself. Nothing strange had happened. He’d just waved goodbye to his wife as she left for work and then made himself a cup of coffee in his Asobu Vacuum Insulated Travel Mug–like, literally in it, thanks to the fact that the mug featured a French press attachment, which allowed him to brew the coffee without a secondary machine. And then he’d blacked out.

That’s when it hit Dale: The coffee! He grabbed the mug off the counter and took a sip. It was still warm.

So, it was settled; clearly he had not been out for long enough to do the many things the strange creature was suspected of doing, because, sure, the Asobu claimed it could keep liquids hot for 6-8 hours but that was surely marketing nonsense, right?

Dale let out a sigh of relief just as the door opened. “Ugh! Another long day at the office!” his wife said as she walked in. “What’s for dinner? Wait, what’s up with your pajamas?”

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