Too late It’s over

2-Pack: Anamalz Bendable Wooden Dinosaur Figures

Something something STEM science
Something something develops Hand-Eye Coordination
Really, though, why Anamalz? Were all the other variants taken?

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Where is the horror based around candy corn? C’mon, it’s a staple of Halloween. People love to hate it. For many, the mere thought of it conjures feelings of disgust. I doubt a movie harnessing those feelings is going to do any more commercial damage to it than that which candy corn does to itself yearly, am I right?