2-Pack: Contigo 14oz Pinnacle Autoseal Travel Mugs

  • You get a pair of travel mugs in your choice of colors, packed in a box for easy wrapping
  • The vacuum-sealed double walls keeps hot stuff hot for 5 hours and cold stuff cold for 12, and we mean HOT and COLD, it’s crazy
  • Autoseal lid stops drips from dripping and spills from spilling
  • 14 ounces is big enough for a cup of coffee and small enough to fit under most single-serve
    brewers
  • These will not arrive by Christmas but if you realize on Christmas that you need a gift for someone, just tell that person these are on the way and blame us for not getting them to you in time - consider that our gift to you
  • Model: 71876A, 71913A (only one of these five-digit numbers is a U.S. ZIP code, and it includes a National Park - guess which one)
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Grownup, Know Thyself

It’s going to be Christmas. Someone is going to hand you a gift. You’re going to realize you didn’t get them anything. Maybe you forgot about them. Maybe you didn’t know you’d reached gift-exchanging stage in your relationship. Either way, you’re not going to have a gift for them.

So you’re going to say “Aw, man, I ordered these travel mugs for you from this website called Meh, but they’re not here yet. Those stupid jerks!”

Maturity doesn’t lie mainly in giving up fart jokes, or throwing away your superhero t-shirts, or listening to jazz. It’s really about accepting the person you are. Instead of agonizing over the things you can’t change, you mitigate them.

If you can’t keep up with the mustache-scaping that a Tom Selleck look demands, you go for more of a Cheech Marin. If you can’t eat a single Dorito without scarfing down the entire bag, you learn not to keep them in the house. Or at least buy smaller bags.

And if you know you’re forgetful and disorganized, you buy extra Christmas presents for the people you’ll inevitably overlook - and have an excuse handy for why you don’t have them with you.

These Contigo Pinnacle tumbler two-packs are perfect for that. With their Autoseal lids and double-walled insulation, they’re nice enough to be giftable and practical enough to get used. Every time the overlooked recipient takes a sip of surprisingly hot coffee or cold water, they’ll think of you.

Best of all, they won’t reach you by Christmas. So you can blame us and it’s not even technically a lie. Feel free to throw us under the sleigh. Consider it our gift to you: the gift of being a patsy, of taking the fall for your forgetfulness. Besides, there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

Of course, you still do your best to remember everyone, to get them a gift tailored for their specific selves, to have it wrapped and ready on Christmas. But knowing your specific self, the mature thing to do is make sure you’ve got a two-pack of these travel mugs on the way. Or, if you’re really mature, two or three two-packs.

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