15 Days of Socks Christmas Socks

  • 15 pairs of fun socks to open day-by-day
  • Fits women’s sizes 4-10
  • You choose Star Wars, cats, or dogs.
  • Can it make a margarita? It can help mitigate a margarita brain freeze (15 times over).
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An Advent Calendar for Your Feet

You know, that “Twelve Days of Christmas” song is kind of a trip. On the one hand, it’s cool to imagine a couple of weeks of steadily escalating gifts showing up day after day. On the other, we don’t care that the thing was written in some rando English town 100 years ago, the gifts mentioned are mostly pretty batshit.

Ladies dancing? Pipers piping? Drummers drumming? These are at least all things that people go to see on purpose.

Leaping lords and unsolicited birds to deal with? That seems less welcome.

Five golden rings, though—now we’re talking.

Oh and are the gifts cumulative? Do you end up with 12 partridges in 12 pear trees and scores of performers milling around by the time it’s all over? This is potentially a lot of maids-a-milking, is all we’re saying.

Dumb song aside, it’s kind of weird that there haven’t been a lot of modern takes on the whole concept. Hell, it feels like there are more random subscription boxes than anyone could possibly care about, yet as far as we know there isn’t one that’s going to send you birds and jewelry and early 20th-century humans for a dozen days each holiday season.

We’ve got socks, though! Fun ones.

And while we’re not going to go to the trouble of making sure these arrive at your house one pair at a time for fifteen days, we can get you all 15 pairs for 15 bucks provided you don’t mind getting them all at once and being responsible for their day-to-day distribution. They even come in a single package where you upon the little windows one by one to get your socks-of-the-day out. Just let’s not have a repeat of that chocolate advent calendar incident when you snacked your way straight through to Christmas Eve one cozy night in mid-December.

Anyway, we’ve got a few fun themes and if you’re starting to think that more than a dozen pairs of Star Wars holiday socks is pushing the boundaries of practicality, let’s just say that you’re clearly missing the point and really need to be thinking about how wonderfully festive December could be with cute socks after cute socks all lined up and ready to go. Plus you get a mix of crew socks and low cut ones, so, you know…versatility.

If you’re not into Star Wars, there’s also cats or dogs. If you’re not into any of the three then according to our site analytics you’re basically a unicorn around here. Buy them for a friend at least. (Seriously though—great gifts. Ladies’ sizes. Think about it.)

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