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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.


Okay, but just imagine a completely normal looking human, out in the woods, where you don’t expect to see anybody, and he just starts vibrating his arms at high speed. Like, full flapping. Hummingbird-man. You can feel the force of the wind his rapid motion is creating. He does not blink. He stands up straight, staring at you. Then… he gets ya!

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