12-Pack: X-bet Magnetic Drawer & Cabinet Door Catch Hardware
Our Take
- Tired of your cabinets making too much noise
- Well TA-DA
- Magnets solve everything
We've Created A Monster
Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.
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Okay, but just imagine a completely normal looking human, out in the woods, where you don’t expect to see anybody, and he just starts vibrating his arms at high speed. Like, full flapping. Hummingbird-man. You can feel the force of the wind his rapid motion is creating. He does not blink. He stands up straight, staring at you. Then… he gets ya!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
