Almost Mid-February

This is your friendly reminder that Valentine’s Day is just three weeks away. Which is more than enough time to get everything in order and make it a special day for you and your significant other!

Then again, more than enough time is the exact amount of time you need to tell yourself, “Hey, I’ve got more than enough time,” before putting off preparations for three weeks.

Hence, we recommend you buy a little bubbly today.

Or, to be more accurate, we recommend you buy a lot of little bubblies (and a few non-bubblies) today.

That’s what you get with this sale. It’s a 12-pack of single serve sparkling (and non-sparkling) wine bottles. To be exact, you get 4 bottles of brut rosé, 4 bottles of brut reserve, 2 bottles of just brut, and 2 bottles of straight rosé.

Sure, there’s some humor to be found in selling single-serve bottles of wine for Valentine’s Day. And yet, Valentine’s Day celebrations aren’t exactly like a New Year’s Eve party. Probably, at most, it’s you, your beloved, and another couple, and even then, why invite more people to a night you likely want to end in the bedroom?

Wait, hold on. Don’t answer that.

Our point is: if there’s just two of you, and you’re not in the mood for the fizzy intoxication that comes with splitting a whole big bottle of champagne, then put two of these on ice and you’re set. Or one, and split it. (They’re also great for mimosas during a romantic brunch when you’ve got plans that don’t involve being asleep by two in the afternoon because you drank 325 milliliters of wine and a bucket of orange juice before 11:30.)

And you know what else is cool? After Valentine’s Day, you’ll have some bubbly left over. Which means you can toast to the kinds of minor accomplishments for which a trip to the wine store would feel ostentatious.

So get some. Or don’t, if you don’t want to. But in three weeks, when all the restaurants are booked and the only heart-shaped boxes at the store are filled with Lunchables gummy candies, don’t say we didn’t warn you!