Dammit. Got greedy and tried to click buy it before the form loaded. Screwed me and wanted me to reenter the card number. This one I was looking forward to.
@Tsaot I mean, if I got this, my wife would take my shotgun to it. Remove the duck plug and put an extra round in the chamber, rapid fire the shells, and then start beating the remains with the barrel. And then make me clean it up.
@cbilyak ohhh i thought u r the one who scored bear. I didnt know what these dolls were so i kinda gave a weird look to it. Now i want every single one
You have to be shitting me, it couldn’t have been faster than that and I still didn’t get one, THIS LAMP IS AMAZING, I LOVE HOW IT LOOKS, I really wanted one
Curses!!! Whoever it is, is a fellow Oregonian and I’m pretty certain scored a few other pieces! Color me jelly! This was the one I was hoping for! You’re a lucky duck mate!
@OnionSoup Eh, I have a hard time wrapping my head around the whole “wife would do this” and “wife would do that” stuff everyone keeps mentioning about minor internet purchases.
Why?
The only way I see that being a viable sentiment is if one spouse is unemployed, and the other spouse is doing all the financial supporting. I would understand why they would be pissed in that case.
But if you’re employed, and are obviously financially-secure enough that you have the ability to waste time making forum posts on this site instead of desperately looking for additional income, shouldn’t this not be an issue?
Not trolling, genuine question. Maybe I’m just too young to see the bigger picture. But I have a job, and while I’m not rich by any means, sure as hell no one tells me what I can and can’t buy.
I don’t think it’s the money. Are most men utterly whipped in their marriages, or what?
@OnionSoup@ShotgunX In my case, it’s not an actual threat, but there was a sideways look and a “you tried to buy that?”
We do have a standing deal that decorations in most of our home are her domain and she has veto power over them. I don’t generally care much, that just came from me thinking things were nice and them not fitting in with her vision. Which is fine. I would decorate like a teenage boy with legos, posters, and street signs if it weren’t for her tastes. She would prefer it if I at least checked with her before buying them. Creepy dolls probably fall under decorations. But if I get one, it will decorate somewhere that’s my space anyway. I wouldn’t expect it to go up in the living room or anything.
Yeah, my wife WOULD be annoyed if I did that, but no, of course she wouldn’t divorce me for that. 90% of what I (and many people) say on here is just joking and being silly.
@OnionSoup I understand, but I’ve seen a lot (and I do mean a lot) of guys talk (in real life and online) about how they’re passing over purchases like, say, a new gaming console because the “wife would divorce” them or whatever, and they’re obviously not kidding since they don’t have those consoles, even though they want them, and can afford them.
Once again, I understand if it’s a finance thing, but a lot of these people are earning upper middle class money, and shouldn’t have to justify a $500 long-term entertainment purchase to anyone. But the wife says “no,” so they’re not buying that system or new drone or whatever else that they want. I don’t get it.
@ShotgunX honestly I wouldn’t purchase anything non-essential for over $100 without clearing it with her first, and she wouldn’t buy anything like that without clearing it with me first.
We’re not poor, but we do usually clear something like that with each other first. Non essentials get vetted by both of us.
I am pretty sure in order to have a small chance, you have to refresh perfectly and have your mouse hovered over the buy space and without looking, just click buy and go through the process as fast as possible.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@lichme Maybe you can trade your doll for the lamp?
@lichme Somebody is trying to be greedy with an IRK and multiple dolls today.
@matthewwhitt2 Lamp <> Doll
@lichme @matthewwhitt2 Naw, all’s fair in love and creepy dolls.
@lichme
/giphy I love lamp
Darn it
Really wanted that lamp
@jmhsrv Same.
o.o The countdown for the last item went to 0, page refreshed to this all sold out. O.o
@Artimid there was on one
@jchizmar Yeah, but I mean… it sold out before the page even refreshed. I truly need to learn the ways.
@Artimid @jchizmar You need to manually refresh. (Don’t tell anyone else.)
Dammit. Got greedy and tried to click buy it before the form loaded. Screwed me and wanted me to reenter the card number. This one I was looking forward to.
Hard pass
@Tsaot I mean, if I got this, my wife would take my shotgun to it. Remove the duck plug and put an extra round in the chamber, rapid fire the shells, and then start beating the remains with the barrel. And then make me clean it up.
I tried, I tried.
@cbilyak didnt u get a bear
@sn1zz sadly no, WANTED the bear.
@sn1zz I have a doll from a past IRK and I bought one from Joe after seeing it posted on Instagram. His work is stellar.
@cbilyak ohhh i thought u r the one who scored bear. I didnt know what these dolls were so i kinda gave a weird look to it. Now i want every single one
HA! That lamp was kinda awesome! However, I could never pull it off.
POPSOCKETS! COURT DOCKETS! FOLK ROCK HITS! AWESOME!
Dammit. Gaaaaaah.
Mistook this for something from the same company as those candles earlier, so I hesitated for a couple of seconds.
Sigh. Its bad enough about IRK’s but when you’re faced with only one item…
This was already SOLD OUT when it appeared? WTF???
That ain’t right…
nuts
You have to be shitting me, it couldn’t have been faster than that and I still didn’t get one, THIS LAMP IS AMAZING, I LOVE HOW IT LOOKS, I really wanted one
Now that was something I could have used.
Curses!!! Whoever it is, is a fellow Oregonian and I’m pretty certain scored a few other pieces! Color me jelly! This was the one I was hoping for! You’re a lucky duck mate!
@padaltalula
/giphy hai
Awww… error, “We can’t determine what item you are trying to buy”.
Apparently I need more coffee and exclamation marks!!!
That cage shade is a nice touch.
I’d pay $10 to have one commissioned and slipped into my IRK box.
@OnionSoup Try $100.
@ShotgunX if I spent $100 on a zombie lamp, I’d probably end up paying thousands to a lawyer a few weeks later.
@OnionSoup Why?
@ShotgunX wife would divorce me.
@OnionSoup Eh, I have a hard time wrapping my head around the whole “wife would do this” and “wife would do that” stuff everyone keeps mentioning about minor internet purchases.
Why?
The only way I see that being a viable sentiment is if one spouse is unemployed, and the other spouse is doing all the financial supporting. I would understand why they would be pissed in that case.
But if you’re employed, and are obviously financially-secure enough that you have the ability to waste time making forum posts on this site instead of desperately looking for additional income, shouldn’t this not be an issue?
Not trolling, genuine question. Maybe I’m just too young to see the bigger picture. But I have a job, and while I’m not rich by any means, sure as hell no one tells me what I can and can’t buy.
I don’t think it’s the money. Are most men utterly whipped in their marriages, or what?
@OnionSoup @ShotgunX In my case, it’s not an actual threat, but there was a sideways look and a “you tried to buy that?”
We do have a standing deal that decorations in most of our home are her domain and she has veto power over them. I don’t generally care much, that just came from me thinking things were nice and them not fitting in with her vision. Which is fine. I would decorate like a teenage boy with legos, posters, and street signs if it weren’t for her tastes. She would prefer it if I at least checked with her before buying them. Creepy dolls probably fall under decorations. But if I get one, it will decorate somewhere that’s my space anyway. I wouldn’t expect it to go up in the living room or anything.
@ShotgunX well… It’s a joke.
Yeah, my wife WOULD be annoyed if I did that, but no, of course she wouldn’t divorce me for that. 90% of what I (and many people) say on here is just joking and being silly.
@OnionSoup I understand, but I’ve seen a lot (and I do mean a lot) of guys talk (in real life and online) about how they’re passing over purchases like, say, a new gaming console because the “wife would divorce” them or whatever, and they’re obviously not kidding since they don’t have those consoles, even though they want them, and can afford them.
Once again, I understand if it’s a finance thing, but a lot of these people are earning upper middle class money, and shouldn’t have to justify a $500 long-term entertainment purchase to anyone. But the wife says “no,” so they’re not buying that system or new drone or whatever else that they want. I don’t get it.
@ShotgunX honestly I wouldn’t purchase anything non-essential for over $100 without clearing it with her first, and she wouldn’t buy anything like that without clearing it with me first.
We’re not poor, but we do usually clear something like that with each other first. Non essentials get vetted by both of us.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
/giphy frantic-airy-pegasus
@PHRoG delayed posting order because we were all jumping up and down like we legit won the lottery over here.
@PHRoG wow! best item of the day no doubt
@PHRoG Congrats!
@PHRoG You kind of did!
@mossygreen haha, right? My daughter’s absolutely going to fight me for it.
@PHRoG So lucky. Congrats!
@PHRoG I’m sure you can work out a sensible custody arrangement.
@Pony thanks!! Any luck on an IRK?
@PHRoG Nah. Not happening.
@Pony awwe
/giphy sad
I am pretty sure in order to have a small chance, you have to refresh perfectly and have your mouse hovered over the buy space and without looking, just click buy and go through the process as fast as possible.
@goldnectar Yup. Just like an IRK.
@goldnectar mouse takes too long. All smartphone for this stuff.
@goldnectar @mossygreen you have a little more wiggle room with an Irk because they sell 100 at a time instead of 1.
I’ve been delayed a couple of seconds hit a captcha block and still got an IRK.
Hundredths of seconds mean life or death pursuing a doll.
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
Ick. Please never do this again. Sell the charging bricks and Bluetooth headphones, speaker docks even. I’ll stop complaining now.
@stinks So what you’re saying is this Joe-rathon stinks??
@IndifferentDude
I needed this in my life! Would be so awesome in my studio. Such is life. Seriously amazing!
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot my sentiments exactly!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck