You sucked my Mom in Mediocre.

Bluedragon07 thought this was worth mentioning said Mon, Dec 25th 2017 at 9:15pm ET

My Mom was handing out gifts and when my girlfriend and sister unwrapped some very familiar looking objects my Mom revealed she got them from MorningStay dot com, a site she found out about on the Talk. Cue my sister pulling out the same steamer I just got in my Fuku.

Also I was wearing my Meh Tri-blend because it’s soft.

What did you do to my family.

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denboy said Mon, Dec 25th 2017 at 9:21pm ET:

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Smitty2525 said Mon, Dec 25th 2017 at 9:46pm ET:

Ha like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Seeds said Mon, Dec 25th 2017 at 10:15pm ET:

I read that title all wrong, but was confused and intrigued.

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- @Pantheist You need the internet pron detox.
  
  Smitty2525 said Mon, Dec 25th 2017 at 11:56pm ET
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- @cranky1950
  
  Tell us. Did the detox work?
  
  f00l said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 1:27am ET
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- @f00l In my case NO
  
  Smitty2525 said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 8:14am ET
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- I think this is another case of missing punctuation.
  
  aetris said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 7:27pm ET
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- @aetris
  /image let’s eat grandma
  
  djslack said Wed, Dec 27th 2017 at 3:29am ET
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- @djslack Oh! There’s a band called Let’s Eat Grandma. I took it literally, because band.
  
  TheFLP said Wed, Dec 27th 2017 at 1:13pm ET
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- @cranky1950 said:
  
  @Pantheist: You need the internet pron detox.
  
  @f00l said:
  
  @cranky1950: Tell us. Did the detox work?
  
  @cranky1950 said:
  
  @f00l: In my case NO
  
  /giphy "unshocked"
  
  f00l said Wed, Dec 27th 2017 at 1:49pm ET
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Kidsandliz said Mon, Dec 25th 2017 at 10:34pm ET:

/giphy they drank the kool-aid

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sammydog01 said Mon, Dec 25th 2017 at 11:10pm ET:

Blame the women on The Talk.

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medz said Mon, Dec 25th 2017 at 11:22pm ET:

/giphy sucked my mom in mediocre

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- @medz giphy really nailed that one.
  
  carl669 said Wed, Dec 27th 2017 at 12:44pm ET
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- @carl669
  Actually got it backwards, I think.
  
  f00l said Wed, Dec 27th 2017 at 1:46pm ET
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ThatsHeadly said Mon, Dec 25th 2017 at 11:57pm ET:

Ha. Phrasing.

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  Are we still doing that?
  I had something for that…
  
  PhysAssist said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 12:36am ET
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- @PhysAssist
  Tampons optional.
  
  ThatsHeadly said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 8:49am ET
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- @ThatsHeadly
  …and the ER MD laughed at me when I sent a nose bleed patient there with his nose "tampon"aded for cautery.
  
  PhysAssist said Wed, Dec 27th 2017 at 3:54am ET
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f00l said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 1:49am ET:

I didn’t know Mediocre also operated a webcam site. Good to diversify, I guess.

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cengland0 said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 7:42am ET:

MorningStay? Is that site anything like Morningsave?

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- @cengland0 Na, completely different.
  
  Bluedragon07 said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 3:36pm ET
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Pavlov said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 3:47pm ET:

/giphy You sucked my Mom in Mediocre

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jml326 said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 6:23pm ET:

/giphy Mediocre sucked my Mom

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- @jml326 Best one so far.
  
  Bluedragon07 said Tue, Dec 26th 2017 at 11:01pm ET
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