Yet again, FUCK YOU!!!

Dizavid thought this was worth mentioning said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 4:43pm ET

Holy fucking BULLSHIT, pillows are the new fukubukuro!! FUCK YOU!! I was hitting F5 at exactly 4 PM, BUT YOUR STUPID SHITTY WEBSITE CAN’T HANDLE HIGH TRAFFIC, YOU BITCHES!! So I remain stuck with a subpar pillow that hurts my neck if I oversleep even a little bit.

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shawn said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 4:49pm ET:

Hey, cool. Fukobukuro rage over pillows.

/giphy mission accomplished

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- @shawn I’m actually rethinking my complaints now. This might be more entertaining than I thought.
  
  You should incorporate the circuit breaker into the ‘so far today’ line graph.
  
  DrunkCat said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:10pm ET
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- @DrunkCat ah, i like that idea
  
  shawn said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:28pm ET
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Barney said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 4:50pm ET:

Every time you post a hate filled tirade about being screwed over, you bring a little joy into my life. Thank you.

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MEHcus said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 4:51pm ET:

You should walk in to any department store/super market type of store some time. They sell pillows. I bet they even have one that won’t hurt your neck.

Or you could just try using an alarm clock to make sure you don’t oversleep anymore. You seem cranky when you do.

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- @MEHcus Tantrums are one way to get attention…
  
  lisaviolet said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:01pm ET
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- @MEHcus Or he should try walking into any department store and raging at them like he rages here. I’d kinda like to see that.
  
  pitamuffin said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 9:35pm ET
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MrMark said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 4:59pm ET:

Pillow can’t be that horrible if you are able to over sleep on it. I know when my pillow starts sucking I have major trouble sleeping on it.

I for one tend to go through a lot of pillows because they lose their firmness, perhaps I should try bricks.

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PurplePawprints said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 4:59pm ET:

Knowing that it screwed you over and made you rage is the only thing I like about this new circuit breaker thing. Maybe I’m coming around to their way of thinking.

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harrison said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:05pm ET:

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dave said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:09pm ET:

I get pretty grumpy when I wake up with a crick in my neck, too.

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- @dave
  
  lisaviolet said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:12pm ET
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studerc said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:10pm ET:

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- @studerc Your tears taste so sweet!
  
  PocketBrain said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 7:22pm ET
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caffeine_dude said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:12pm ET:

I wanted it too but came here to feel better about not getting so thank you for the internet rage.

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walarney said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:15pm ET:

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ChadP said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:19pm ET:

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hollboll said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:22pm ET:

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narfcake said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:24pm ET:

I ran your post on plagscan and it came back with:

No strongly similar text sources found on the Internet.

… so I’ll give you credit that at least it’s an original ~~speech~~ rant.

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sammydog01 said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:26pm ET:

Huh- I didn’t have any trouble buying a set at 4 EST. Must just be you. distasteful-flimsy-secretary

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rv617 said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:29pm ET:

I quite like my pillow, thank you very much. It’s super comfy and cradles my head like the cellulite-riddled thighs of an obese cloud.
/giphy cloud

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- And geez! Don’t look too closely at this gif. Just trust me on this. Ouch!
  
  rv617 said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:54pm ET
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- @rv617 It’s cool, he still has at least six tentacles.
  
  PocketBrain said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 7:20pm ET
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- @PocketBrain but the only one that matters, isn’t
  
  gsrivast said Wed, Jul 20th 2016 at 12:07am ET
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- @rv617 Argh. I see what you did there, unfortunately.
  
  stinks said Wed, Jul 20th 2016 at 12:16am ET
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somf69 said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 5:45pm ET:

/giphy big cry baby

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hallmike said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 7:15pm ET:

Your posts are a pain in my neck.

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PocketBrain said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 7:19pm ET:

Yeah, I considered grabbing a pair, but a 3:00 meeting went looooooooong.

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RiotDemon said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 7:45pm ET:

I just picked up a pillow at the store because I don’t like really thick pillows and I skipped this sale.
/giphy blissful

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MrGlass said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 8:03pm ET:

Arent these the pillows that were delivered rock hard and were a PITA to get useable?

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carl669 said Tue, Jul 19th 2016 at 8:07pm ET:

get thee a new alarm clock.

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Al_Coholic said Wed, Jul 20th 2016 at 12:52am ET:

I feel your pain. Ever since all the pillow makers closed up shop back in the lowest point of the polyester shortage of '08 it has been nearly impossible to find a pillow anywhere! Damn those Meh bastards to Hell and back for not letting me buy this pillow!!!

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Yoda_Daenerys said Wed, Jul 20th 2016 at 1:17am ET:

Was this the first circuit breaker deal? Did anyone do the stats on % available each run/launch?

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KittySprinkles said Wed, Jul 20th 2016 at 3:22am ET:

I have a pillow for you.

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