@brainmist@j37hr0@macromeh I once had a run in with deer poop while mountain biking. Around here they eat a lot of palmettos and their poop is very high on the fiber content. It stinks really bad and the fibers get wrapped around bike parts.
Top of the list IMO would be a clump of slushmud that turns out to be carnivore poop. And it didn’t fall off the back of your shoe until you were on the carpet.
Dead hookers.
@yakkoTDI Why are you taking them out of the trunk of your car then?
@Kidsandliz I didn’t always have a large trunked Jetta.
That chupacabra that has been stalking me.
Blood.
Poop.
(I’m dealing with some pup issues.)
@brainmist dogshit is the worst
@brainmist @j37hr0 Not worse than cleaning a baby while changing the diaper.
@brainmist @j37hr0
Dog shit is annoying, but in my experience raccoon shit is the worst. Nasty, tarry stuff that is extremely difficult to clean off.
@brainmist @j37hr0 @macromeh I once had a run in with deer poop while mountain biking. Around here they eat a lot of palmettos and their poop is very high on the fiber content. It stinks really bad and the fibers get wrapped around bike parts.
@j37hr0 @macromeh @yakkoTDI @phendrick so definitely poop.
(Phendrick, it’s been a long while, but I’ve never managed to track baby poop around after changing a diaper.)
@brainmist @j37hr0 @phendrick @yakkoTDI
@brainmist @j37hr0 @macromeh @phendrick
For all the Trash Pandas I have encountered in my life I don’t think I have ever seen their poop.
@brainmist @j37hr0 @macromeh @phendrick @yakkoTDI It’s gross; they like to get up on my roof to steal apples and then they poop there and on my patio. Horrid beasts.
Leafs, leafs, and small pieces of leafs.
@hchavers Solution: open front and back doors and crank up the leaf blower.
Another IRK you didn’t need
Top of the list IMO would be a clump of slushmud that turns out to be carnivore poop. And it didn’t fall off the back of your shoe until you were on the carpet.
@werehatrack
So “all of the above…”
All the packages you order for presents.
Anthrax