True story: I felt like mixing things up today, so I scrolled straight to the poll before clicking the button. I didn’t even look at the write up, and I guessed correctly if I counted correctly.
/giphy amazed number correct
This only makes sense when viewing on your phone or if you answer the poll way down on the bottom of the page. I usually go to the poll page to read the comments and never scroll to it - being on my desktop, my first reaction was, “scroll fucking up where, wha…?” Then it was trying to figure out which points were “between” the write-up and the features. Maybe it could’ve been written a bit clearer or maybe I’m just really tired …
/giphy cranky
@mml666 Your comment already establishes that you have excess time on your hands to waste doing entirely unproductive things. Is it so far-fetched to think that one of those would be to count bullet points?
But my point is moot. You’ve already counted them…
Hey, I was right!
/roll 1d24
You rolled a total of 24
True story: I felt like mixing things up today, so I scrolled straight to the poll before clicking the button. I didn’t even look at the write up, and I guessed correctly if I counted correctly.
/giphy amazed number correct
@eonfifty Same, except I came directly here in the forum.
@eonfifty totally me too. Except I pressed the Meh button on the way down.
I was right too
/giphy Carl Sagan billions and billions
I have accountants who count for me and marketers who bullet points for me. They are asleep now.
I scrolled straight to the poll and now I’m afraid to look at what today’s product is in case I was wrong.
Very creative poll today. Good job, you.
Poll:
A ) This is really a poll.
B ) This is a cop out question in place of a poll.
C ) This is Meh. Shut the fuck up.
@shahnm Thanks for the suggestion, we’ll probably use that!
way too many
This only makes sense when viewing on your phone or if you answer the poll way down on the bottom of the page. I usually go to the poll page to read the comments and never scroll to it - being on my desktop, my first reaction was, “scroll fucking up where, wha…?” Then it was trying to figure out which points were “between” the write-up and the features. Maybe it could’ve been written a bit clearer or maybe I’m just really tired …
/giphy cranky
Woohoo! I got it right, and didn’t peek!
/giphy OVER 9000
Always eleventy-three.
Next time I’m in the bathroom I’ll tell you.
I haven’t scrolled back yet to check.
I already waste too much time here to begin with. You think I’m going to “scroll back and count”?
@mml666 Your comment already establishes that you have excess time on your hands to waste doing entirely unproductive things. Is it so far-fetched to think that one of those would be to count bullet points?
But my point is moot. You’ve already counted them…
@shahnm There is a limit to my ‘unproductivity’. Counting bullet points is over the line.
Suggested Christmas day poll.
Today my favorite pole is:
2.North Pole
@CaptAmehrican Um…2! Uh, the second one.