Who wants a piece of crap to hang on a tree or whatever else you hang things on?
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I did this in a different forum so I figured why the hell not do it here??? You guys are absolutely my jam and I love giving things to people. It’s also my jam. So it’s almost that time for all things holiday. I don’t care if you want to celebrate for yourself or whichever holiday if any at all.
If you’re interested in me making you your very own sillyheathen generated ornament to hang wherever the hell you bloody well please, just comment that you are. Ie fuck yeah! If you’re not interested, don’t comment please as I’d really like to just add names to a spinning wheel thingy and let it do the work. So there you have it. I may pick more than one name. Kind of depends on life. 
Merry fucking happy whatever the hell holiday you do or don’t celebrate!
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Cute, too bad my username is a randomly generated string.
@LJeAYsy4LoqxEC no worries cut and paste is perfect. If you win, you can whisper me your deets.
Ooooooh me me me me me!
@Pony
@Pony @sillyheathen oh I love this as an alternative to pulling names out of a hat
/8ball Should I feel lucky?
Signs point to yes
Fun plan can’t wait to see the results!
Heck yeah!
I’m in… Thanks for the opportunity!
My 4 kitties would love one in their honor.
Very nice of you to do this.
I like unusual ornaments, I’m in! Thanks!
Toby says "pick me, please!"
@Kyeh How could anyone deny that face?!? I just want to reach into my screen and pet him.
@caramelarrow
Aww, thanks - he is a sweet boy.
Can Canadians enter?
Sounds fun to me!!
My niece is due to have her baby and that would be a sweet baby first Christmas ornament, but she’s not due until January and I don’t get to know the name. I usually get a family ornament every year, but I haven’t gotten one yet.
Count me in please! I’d love to have a wonderful artsy fartsy homemade ornament. They’re pretty cool, and so is what you’re doing!
I’d love to have a small token of your creativity for my very own
@compunaut
Sorry I missed the confetti.
Those are gorgeous!
@f00l
/giphy hand raising
Very nice! (Both the project AND the sentiment)… You’re a peach, merry whatever to you, too!
Lol)
Btw, apparently, giphy is too young to remember Welcome Back Kotter, it didn’t know who Arnold Horshak was. You prob don’t, either. Kill me now.
@ircon96 ummmmm I love some WBK! I could watch 70s and 80s tv all bloody day!
@ircon96 @sillyheathen
I’m old enough to “know” WBK, but was in my Hippy-Dippy pizza parlor manager/college student phase around then and not really a TV watcher since I worked evenings/nights (and VCRs were WAY out of the question for a poor starving student).
Yes… I’m that old.
@sillyheathen I should have known, what with your refined tastes, that would be the case! My sincere apologies for ASSuming! (I bet uno what that’s from!
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@chienfou Wow, thanks for making me feel young(ish), that doesn’t happen very often these days! I was like 6 when the show debuted, so it must have been right in my “sophisticated humor” wheelhouse.
I’ll draw a name or few on Tuesday! Will probably send them out the following Monday as I’ll be doing all the cooking wed/thurs.
I’m in, but mostly because from the title I was expecting it to be something like the poop emoji or other representation of actual crap
@metaphore that could be arranged. I can get pretty creative!
Color me intrigued.
These look cool! Random semi-offensive text also a plus.
Would love an opportunity for something unique on the tree!. I know you want this to be a give away, but can we donate to a local food pantry or something to make it even better?
It’s at times like this that I fondly contemplate my beloved batteries, gently chilling in my trusty fridge…
@shahnm Can’t tell if you’re joking or not, but…
https://batteryguy.com/kb/knowledge-base/do-batteries-last-longer-if-you-keep-them-in-the-fridge/
@KENSAI I joke about everything. But not refrigerated batteries. Never, ever refrigerated batteries. That’s sacred ground that shall nobly be tread upon with truth. Truth, justice, and the American way.
Batteries must always be refrigerated.
Never question this again.
@KENSAI - @shahnm has had a long running joke on here about batteries and his fridge… long running like at least 3 or 4 years if not longer.
@KENSAI @Kidsandliz Where it all began…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/do-you-refrigerate-your-batteries
@KENSAI @shahnm That it where it all began… but then again that is not when you posted about the charge you got out of your batteries in the fridge
Oh wait you kept the charge in them… 
I don’t need anything, I just wanted to say what a nice thing to do.
Thank you.
I would love one. The examples are beautiful. I am called Nana D more often than my name. I hope karma returns your generosity 10 fold.
The reindeer is so stinkin cute. I’d hang it with pride. Count me in.
They are really nice! Can we buy one?
Of course, free is better!
@smilingjack We did get her to divulge a link to her etsy site in a different thread:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CypressNCedarDesigns?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=1123657011
How very kind of you! I would love one for my son who is celebrating his first Xmas!
@cutiecupid15
I would love to have an ornament! Thank you so much!
We would love an addition for our Charlie Brown Xmas tree, which only has two Meh ornaments - we celebrate solstice mainly, with the traditional switching of the septic leech lines and the winter water tank chlorination ritual.
This is extremely sweet of you! (Not entering, just commenting… My son has a laser cutter
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fuck yeah!
Did I do that right?
Sure, why not. I loved the HP wedding stuff you did. You should add some HP stuff to your Etsy page.
It would be very nice to have one of your ornaments. You are quite talented. Thank you for offering to do this!
I think @carl669 needs one. With the middle finger. In orange. Wearing a ring or has a tattoo that says “Fuck Yeah”. Possibly also holding a drink.
@Kidsandliz oh I’ve got him covered nay you worry lass!
@sillyheathen So whisper me a photo of the “done deed” when it is done so I don’t have to wait for him to post.
I shall far a few names shortly. I just have a few chores to finish and kids to tend to and then I shall commence with the picking of the names. Methinks a name wheel is in order!
/giphy drumroll
@compunaut @pony @cutiecupid15 and @f00I come on down! Send me a whisper and I’ll give you my email address or you can just let me know what you fancy!
@sillyheathen Squeeeeeeee! Thank you! I’m doing three trees this year; a spooky black one, a white snow/ice themed one, and an old fashioned traditional one with all kinds of mixed stuff. So pretty much anything would work for me.
@sillyheathen WooHoo!
Better than an Irk!
@sillyheathen
@compunaut @pony @cutiecupid15 @f00I
Congratulations, lucky winners!
That’s what I get for being an absentee forumer of late, I discover this mere seconds after the winners are announced
These look great! Thanks for putting on a cool contest, hopefully I’ll catch the next one in time.
@djslack same. I just saw this. I blame getting covid and then having to play catch up
@mbersiam it was easy to remedy with a visit to https://www.etsy.com/shop/CypressNCedarDesigns though
@djslack @mbersiam your order is en route!
@djslack I’m so nervous! I know that’s silly but I am. I saw that it’s out for delivery so I hope you love it.
@sillyheathen don’t be nervous! I’m not home yet but I saw I had an Etsy package coming today so I’m excited!
@sillyheathen I LOVE it! Thank you! Haven’t even showed it to my wife yet, I’m sure she’s going to flip. The lagniappe is also incredible and unexpected, thank you so much!
And yes, I consider myself from the land far far away even though I moved to the suburbs lol.
Lucky winners, show us your ornaments when they arrive.
I would like one! They are wonderful
@jmruru The drawing was already held yesterday, but she’s got a website:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CypressNCedarDesigns
I didn’t do the contest but did order an ornament for my kitty from the Etsy shop and it arrived today. Y’all, it is so cute! You need to go order one from the link above. I got an extra little surprise in mine that I’m not posting a picture of in case it’d ruin surprises for others, but suffice to say it’s nearly as awesome as the ornament.
Thank you so much, @sillyheathen!!
POPSOCKETS! ROAD ROCKETS! SONNY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
@mikey You are more than welcome!!!
@mikey cute! We have a dog with the same excellent name!
Awww I’m glad you love it!!! I’m also have a small business/cyber Monday if anyone is interested! I love making the things for the people and the pets!
@sillyheathen I fell in love with our Babi’s kitty while over for Thanksgiving, so I might be ordering another one.
II just ordered the cutest snowman ornaments from @sillyheathen’s Etsy. If you haven’t gone to look yet, you should! https://www.etsy.com/shop/CypressNCedarDesigns
@Pony I’m currently painting them! They will ship out with your surprise ornament tomorrow!
@sillyheathen Yay! Thank you!
@Pony yours left yesterday! Can’t wait to see what you think!
I really need to start paying more attention, and I should probably check out that Etsy site!
Oooh, just checked it out, and can you do 2 pet names on any of these? Also can you do anything fancy with silhouettes? 'Cause I caught this shot of mah wee smol babies:
@brainmist yes and yes!
Sending most of these out tomorrow! Can’t wait to see what you all think! I apologize for the few whispers I missed. I suck at checking them!
“Dis mine.” Cat approve! (I also think it’s great)
Wow, I am just now seeing this thread, this is too awesome! Those are adorable.
POPSOCKETS! COURT DOCKETS! FOLK ROCK HITS! AWESOME!
I’m super excited to see the ornaments! It’s so fun to know they’re going to be with people for so many years to come. Makes me all soppy!
Also I have the last two winners to mail out in the morning. And the mods ornaments leave on Monday!
I bought from your site and how AAAdorable are these. I did not read the description closely on the earrings, because I thought they would be wooden also… LOVE the colored acrylic!
Thank you for the adorable magnet too!
@mikibell
I didn’t realize it was you!!! I really hope you love the ornament!
@mikibell @sillyheathen
Oh, I think I love that ornament the most of what I’ve seen yet! (I collect tiny houses so it got me with those.)
The earrings are wonderful too!
@sillyheathen the picture does not do the ornament justice… It is beautiful!
@mikibell @sillyheathen
Incredible detail!
You two are both ultra-talented!
Sending the last ones out today!!!
Well shit @sillyheathen these are fantastic! Thank you so much!
I received a little Irk magnet and an ornament of a mounted Gus head from the Sweet Tooth comic. They both look amazing, thanks again.
@Ignorant I’m so glad you like them. I had to do a little more rendering on the sweet tooth and then was worried you wouldn’t like it but I rolled the dice.
@sillyheathen you nailed it.
Wow! Yassss
“Squeeee!” was the family reaction.
Well, the teenage boys didn’t squee, but you could tell they were impressed.
@compunaut YAY!!! I meant to check the tracking today. I’m so glad you like it!