Who do you WISH was making the theme song for the next Bond movie?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:00am ET

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panafonics said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:02am ET:

Bob Dylan

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therealjrn said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:05am ET:

TMBG

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- @therealjrn Beat me to it!
  
  Foobarski said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:34am ET
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- @Foobarski @therealjrn - “Can’t Keep Jimmie Down”?
  
  aetris said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 9:16am ET
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thismyusername said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:08am ET:

Pharrell Williams

I mean it’s about the only thing he hasn’t been involved in lately right?

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hems79 said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:08am ET:

Slayer

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jmbunkin said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:12am ET:

Tom Waits !

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- @jmbunkin
  Title: “Didn’t hit nothing important!”
  
  PocketBrain said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 7:02am ET
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daveinwarsh said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:20am ET:

Trampled by Turtles

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Euniceandrich said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:20am ET:

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shahnm said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:26am ET:

Irk.

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andyw said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:27am ET:

Sonny Rollins.

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wonidejack said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:29am ET:

Guns N Roses.

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Dog19026 said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:29am ET:

They’re all dead.

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ThunderChicken said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:36am ET:

Shirley Bassey

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unksol said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:41am ET:

Who?
That’s a question not an answer. I’ve heard of the Who

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unksol said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:45am ET:

Nf

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UncleVinny said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:50am ET:

Dolly Parton should write and sing every remaining song ever forever, don’t @ me.

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- @UncleVinny I’ve thoroughly disliked the last few Bond movies, not because of Daniel Craig but because the scripts, the production, the action sequences, the everything has been so yuck - this from a franchise where outlandish cheesiness was part of its appeal. The theme songs have followed suit, so I endorse @UncleVinny 's suggestion as some possible redemption.
  
  stolicat said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 1:05am ET
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hchavers said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 1:09am ET:

U2 or Imagine Dragons

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mschuette said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 1:12am ET:

Orbital

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katbyter said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 1:12am ET:

ME! I could use the paycheck!

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DonberKon said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 1:38am ET:

Ziltoid the Omniscient

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rtjhnstn said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 1:47am ET:

Him!

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rtjhnstn said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 1:49am ET:

John Barry

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ZeroCharisma said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 2:04am ET:

The Dandy Warhols

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2many2no said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 5:06am ET:

Children of Bodom
/youtube this road

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PocketBrain said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 7:02am ET:

Beck.

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dhelmick56 said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 7:30am ET:

Boris and Natasha- Moose and Squirrel chase music.

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rustyh3 said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 7:51am ET:

Please don’t have a theme song I have to listen to a million times on the radio.

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eonfifty said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 8:16am ET:

Me.
/giphy Cha ching !

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- @eonfifty - We’ll be wanting a sample…
  
  aetris said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 9:22am ET
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  Absolutely! Do you have a script or a rough draft I can look through.
  /giphy got a script?
  
  eonfifty said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 11:16am ET
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- @eonfifty - Here’s a rough draft:
  
  Prologue: In pursuit of a bad guy, Bond is nearly killed but gets the bad guy and an important clue.
  
  Act 1: Following up on the clue, Bond maybe meets the ingenue, who is nearly killed by the muscle heavy, but the muscle heavy kills some other woman, or agent. Somebody, anyway.
  
  Act 2: Still following up on the clue, Bond either meets the ingenue for the first time or she shows up for some reason. Anyway, they are nearly killed by the muscle heavy, but they get away by killing some other henchman.
  
  Act 3: The ingenue gets kidnapped by the muscle heavy, so Bond goes to rescue her and gets captured, whereupon the boss baddie starts monologuing.
  
  Grand Finale: Bond turns the tables on the boss baddie, kills the muscle heavy, and the boss baddie is killed by his own gimmick.
  
  Anticlimax: M, the Prime Minister, and high-ranking members of the Ministry of Defense tune in to congratulate Bond, but he’s getting it on with the ingenue.
  
  aetris said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 4:00pm ET
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- @aetris
  I can work with that.
  /giphy every bond ever
  
  eonfifty said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 4:20pm ET
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Grumman said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 8:40am ET:

Disturbed

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pskemp2 said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 8:58am ET:

Kenny loggins
B-ond danger zone

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misspattybr said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 9:01am ET:

Earth, Wind and Fire! Now that’s something I could listen repeatedly to on the radio.

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RedHot said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 9:14am ET:

They should get together with the NFL and play the same Fall Out Boy song over and over.

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xenophod said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 9:51am ET:

They should do a “we are the world” type of song with all of the past Bond actors singing.

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- @xenophod - We are the whirled?
  
  aetris said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 3:23pm ET
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hansendavis said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 9:54am ET:

Very pleasantly surprised to read John Zorn on your poll! I wore this cassette out in the early 90s. great stuff.

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- @hansendavis Ditto.
  Whoever wrote this poll has a well-informed and eclectic taste in music.
  
  DennisG2014 said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 10:33am ET
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rockblossom said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 10:51am ET:

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macromeh said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:19pm ET:

Angelo Badalamenti

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- @macromeh Naw, he’s a bad element
  
  Chakolate said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 3:39pm ET
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debbiedimples said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 12:50pm ET:

Ed Sheeran

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accelerator said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 2:00pm ET:

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dark Necessities

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cinoclav said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 2:48pm ET:

Rush

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Milyvan1 said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 7:45pm ET:

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mml666 said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 8:27pm ET:

W. A. Mozart.

We haven’t heard anything new out of that guy for quite a while.

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spacemart said Sat, Jan 25th 2020 at 9:54pm ET:

grimes

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mike808 said Sun, Jan 26th 2020 at 10:26am ET:

Amy Winehouse - You’re no good

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mike808 said Sun, Jan 26th 2020 at 10:30am ET:

Muse - Supremacy

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mike808 said Sun, Jan 26th 2020 at 10:36am ET:

Michael Bublé - Cry Me a River

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TheMonkeyKing said Sun, Jan 26th 2020 at 10:42am ET:

Big Freedia

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  Props for Bounce, New Orleans, and seeing Big Freedia at Jazz Fest, where you can “release your wiggle”.
  
  mike808 said Sun, Jan 26th 2020 at 10:55am ET
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