Does Nigerian royalty count? Because I met a prince online who wants to let his little sister visit America and would like me to give her a tour and show her a good time. He’ll pay for everything, as long as I can keep it a secret that she’s royalty, because he doesn’t want to draw too much attention to her. (She’s not supposed to leave the country.)
So I have to buy the plane ticket for her, and then my friend will take care of the rest. Oh, and he needs me to send him a $1000 Walmart gift card so that he take care of a few things first, then he’ll pay me back.
Joke is on you. I AM the small town nobody with a lazy eye and no job prospects waiting for the lawyer lady from the big city to break down just outside of town.
The people have answered. They overwhelming like their partners “totally stacked”.
Any of the above
A totally stack snowperson, who has a heart of gold, is very wealthy, who happens to be a secret member of a royal family, and has a soft side.
@eeterrific That’s It!
No one, thanks.
Money
Royal family. Then you’ll have connections!
Being married to someone from a Royal family sounds like a nightmare to me.
Definitely not a lawyer, who wants to be with someone who is professionally trained to argue!
@lonocat actually, I dated a lawyer for a while. He was criminal defense so it made for interesting dinner conversation
@ironcheftoni @lonocat So…he defended you against any criminals??
Does my wife count?
@hchavers there’s an easy test.
Put three oranges (or anything) in front of her and ask her how many there are. If she answers ‘three’, she counts.
Love this holiday…we r big givers…luv doing it
Sounds like the making of a Chuck Tingle Book
“Gently pounded by a totally stacked snowperson come to life”
Does Nigerian royalty count? Because I met a prince online who wants to let his little sister visit America and would like me to give her a tour and show her a good time. He’ll pay for everything, as long as I can keep it a secret that she’s royalty, because he doesn’t want to draw too much attention to her. (She’s not supposed to leave the country.)
So I have to buy the plane ticket for her, and then my friend will take care of the rest. Oh, and he needs me to send him a $1000 Walmart gift card so that he take care of a few things first, then he’ll pay me back.
@xobzoo HAHAHAHAHA
Joke is on you. I AM the small town nobody with a lazy eye and no job prospects waiting for the lawyer lady from the big city to break down just outside of town.
@jouest But are you secretly royalty or a totally stacked snowperson?