Sir Squigglebottom, the Pompous Pigeon Whisperer
(I don’t know what a Hummel figurine is, but I asked ChatGPT for a “Humorous but obviously fake name of a collectible Hummel figurine” and that’s what it gave me)
@awk I think Sir Squigglebottom would be an excellent name for a cat.
@pmarin especially if they’re a Pompous Pigeon Whisperer
Mediocre, the bot.
POPSOCKETS! SPROCKETS! DAVY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
Howard the Duck
/showme a hummel figurine depicting Howard the bloodthirsty clown
This poll reminds me of the classic internet quiz “Porn Star or My Little Pony?”
Boy did I fail that one bad…
@Turken actually there’s really not a wrong choice in that one.
Maybe ‘pornstar on a little pony’ ?
Little Punk Chick
@Kyeh okay but I’d totally buy this Hummel
/showme Sir Squigglebottom, the Pompous Pigeon Whisperer
/showme Evil Lord Captcha Hummel figurine
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
@mediocrebot That is creepier than Captcha itself. Isn’t a deformed face in his chest?
You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
Dear @mediocrebot, just being on this site, and coming back every hour for no reason, is making me less of a human.
Eeuww - that’s super creepy!
Weak Knee Willy
/showme Sir Squigglebottom, the Pompous Pigeon Whisperer, and a Hummel Figurine, whatever that is, drawn in pencil sketch art
Steve the Psychopath!!
Axel Rhode the Slash
/showme Hummel figurine The Little Peeper
@Kidsandliz You broke it.
Cool. Do I get brownie points for doing that?
I am going to try again.
Notice mediocrebot didn’t react to that either.
I HAVE POWER!!!
EDIT - this time it wasn’t broken - look below. I guess I lost my power. It was fleeting and I didn’t even get to use it for anything!
Lad with Rabid Puppy
@texmarc That’s what happens when you don’t use a condom.
I could google Hummel figurine to find out what that is. But I don’t care enough to.
Evil Lord Captcha
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.