Which of the following is NOT the name of a genuine collectible Hummel figurine?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:00am ET

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yakkoTDI said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:01am ET:

Steve the Psychopath!!

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somf69 said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:05am ET:

Howard the Duck

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phendrick said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:06am ET:

Engelbert Humperdink

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Kyeh said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:24am ET:

Little Punk Chick

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- @Kyeh okay but I’d totally buy this Hummel
  
  jitc said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 9:29am ET
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awk said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:24am ET:

Sir Squigglebottom, the Pompous Pigeon Whisperer

(I don’t know what a Hummel figurine is, but I asked ChatGPT for a “Humorous but obviously fake name of a collectible Hummel figurine” and that’s what it gave me)

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- @awk I think Sir Squigglebottom would be an excellent name for a cat.
  
  pmarin said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 1:42pm ET
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- @pmarin especially if they’re a Pompous Pigeon Whisperer
  
  awk said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 8:45pm ET
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growyoungagain said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:25am ET:

Weak Knee Willy

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awk said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:27am ET:

/showme Sir Squigglebottom, the Pompous Pigeon Whisperer

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- mediocrebot said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:27am ET
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hchavers said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:33am ET:

Axel Rhode the Slash

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tweezak said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 1:17am ET:

Typhoid Mary

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pmarin said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 1:20am ET:

/showme Sir Squigglebottom, the Pompous Pigeon Whisperer, and a Hummel Figurine, whatever that is, drawn in pencil sketch art

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- mediocrebot said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 1:20am ET
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Chronicle said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 7:07am ET:

/showme a hummel figurine depicting Howard the bloodthirsty clown

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- mediocrebot said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 7:08am ET
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Turken said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 7:42am ET:

This poll reminds me of the classic internet quiz “Porn Star or My Little Pony?”
Boy did I fail that one bad…

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- @Turken actually there’s really not a wrong choice in that one.
  
  Maybe ‘pornstar on a little pony’ ?
  
  pmarin said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 5:44pm ET
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texmarc said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 7:50am ET:

Lad with Rabid Puppy

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- @texmarc That’s what happens when you don’t use a condom.
  
  yakkoTDI said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 7:45pm ET
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OnionSoup said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 8:12am ET:

Mediocre, the bot.

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- @OnionSoup awesome
  
  blaineg said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 2:41pm ET
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- POPSOCKETS! SPROCKETS! DAVY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 2:41pm ET
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kittykat9180 said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 9:30am ET:

I could google Hummel figurine to find out what that is. But I don’t care enough to.

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ybmuG said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 10:48am ET:

/showme Hummel figurine The Little Peeper

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- mediocrebot said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 10:48am ET
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pmarin said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:04pm ET:

Evil Lord Captcha

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- Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 12:04pm ET
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Kidsandliz said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 1:53pm ET:

/showme Evil Lord Captcha Hummel figurine

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- @Kidsandliz You broke it.
  
  blaineg said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 2:41pm ET
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- @blaineg
  
  Cool. Do I get brownie points for doing that?
  
  I am going to try again.
  
  Notice mediocrebot didn’t react to that either.
  
  I HAVE POWER!!!
  
  EDIT - this time it wasn’t broken - look below. I guess I lost my power. It was fleeting and I didn’t even get to use it for anything!
  
  Kidsandliz said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 3:00pm ET
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Kidsandliz said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 3:00pm ET:

/showme Evil Lord Captcha Hummel figurine

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- Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 3:00pm ET
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- mediocrebot said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 3:01pm ET
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- @mediocrebot That is creepier than Captcha itself. Isn’t a deformed face in his chest?
  
  pmarin said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 4:31pm ET
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- You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 4:31pm ET
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- Dear @mediocrebot, just being on this site, and coming back every hour for no reason, is making me less of a human.
  
  pmarin said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 5:46pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz
  Eeuww - that’s super creepy!
  
  Kyeh said Tue, Jun 27th 2023 at 12:21am ET
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rtjhnstn said Mon, Jun 26th 2023 at 5:42pm ET:

Mel Torme

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