Where have all you meh people been?

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I get you’re busy… probably too busy for us… That or you don’t like our smell…maybe it’s not our smell… maybe it’s something else… Perhaps them eggs someone keeps bringing to lunch… or some other of our weird quirks. I just wanted to say we miss you and the fun antics that you used to do. It seems like Meh has gone past the honeymoon stage, past the we’re doing a thing, you guys like us, so support us straight to the corporate Customers… we love our customers*

*as long as they can stay away, far far away, and we have as little time interacting with them, only to purchase our products, then (as we thought would be told to us at moes when leaving…) GTFO! Go converse with yourselves we’re too busy…

Maybe this is part B of the plan to see if it could maintain itself or if it will be the internet’s version of The Truman Show. Maybe Meh as an entity is becoming self aware and we should be worried…

All in all, We miss you. We aren’t sure what happened (me thinks you got busier and the time you had for us was taken by other more profitable endeavors) but we miss the time you made for us and made us feel more like a part of the companies working cogs, instead of a mere consumer. (also we haven’t seen any of the OHSHIT reports in a while… they were fun!)