Where have all you meh people been?
19I get you’re busy… probably too busy for us… That or you don’t like our smell…maybe it’s not our smell… maybe it’s something else… Perhaps them eggs someone keeps bringing to lunch… or some other of our weird quirks. I just wanted to say we miss you and the fun antics that you used to do. It seems like Meh has gone past the honeymoon stage, past the we’re doing a thing, you guys like us, so support us straight to the corporate Customers… we love our customers*
*as long as they can stay away, far far away, and we have as little time interacting with them, only to purchase our products, then (as we thought would be told to us at moes when leaving…) GTFO! Go converse with yourselves we’re too busy…
Maybe this is part B of the plan to see if it could maintain itself or if it will be the internet’s version of The Truman Show. Maybe Meh as an entity is becoming self aware and we should be worried…
All in all, We miss you. We aren’t sure what happened (me thinks you got busier and the time you had for us was taken by other more profitable endeavors) but we miss the time you made for us and made us feel more like a part of the companies working cogs, instead of a mere consumer. (also we haven’t seen any of the OHSHIT reports in a while… they were fun!)
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I’m not…exactly sure you’re talking about the people who work here, but if you are, we’re still here! It got a bit hectic in December, but we’re slowly digging out of a hole, and we should be able to do some more community hanging out and games and all of that in the next couple months. (Tangent: Does it make sense to dig out of a hole? Shouldn’t you fill in a hole? Won’t digging make it worse?)
@dave if the hole is too high to crawl out of, you dig at the sides until you make a pile to stand on?
@dave you only have yourselves to blame for the hole since meh threw money at:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/which-one-of-you-screwballs-threw-634-in-cards-against-humanitys-holiday-hole
Perhaps you forgot to get out of the hole when they backfilled it and thus that is why you had to dig out rather than climb out?
@dave
Video, please. Live action.
@Barney I really want some portable holes. I’d put them in front of my least fav politicians, and presto! My blood pressure would go way down. I’d set them to come out in the hot springs in Yellowstone. Maybe meh buyers can come up with a few?
@OldCatLady Dear ACME…
@OldCatLady It appears there’s at least one “politician” digging himself a pretty big hole already.
@cinoclav - Dibs on pushing him in!
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@Barney
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meh party.
@daveinwarsh
Nah. Meh people don’t ever look that fit or healthy. Meh people are fluorescent-light people.
@daveinwarsh is that Gilligan?
edit: clicked through to youtube, it is indeed.
@daveinwarsh It’s Senor Chinface’s dad!
@thismyusername It’s Maynard G. Krebs of course!
HA!
For real though, we’ve had a lot on our plates lately which means less time for you knuckleheads.
@Moose
Anything fun you can talk about?
@Moose I missed my invitation to dinner. I would have even helped clean up after.
I think we have a goat to blame for the error. Since our current goat likes the positive side of the coin… I did not gain extra weight at the fancy many course meal so I can put off buying a new wardrobe.
Hoping the extra work means cool stuff here to play with
I’m not sure I understood the question, but if anyone asks where I’ve been - I was working on my canned meat website here. Lots of writing needs to be done.
@Bufyn I am in dire need of an essay about a canned meat product made mainly from ham and salt, could you help me???
Paging @thumperchick …
@Bufyn disappointing, I was hoping for a website about Sweet Sue-esque canned meats.
I’ve been crocheting.
@katylava instead of periscope with us??? I’m not sure which is better. You have an awesome skill or you managed to find a way to dodge us at the same time!?!
@katylava I’m not sure if kitty is thinking “this is nice and warm” or “I’ll claw her to death as soon as it gets dark”.
@sammydog01 Both at once because … cat.
@sammydog01 pretty sure it’s “whatever, i guess this is my life now.”