I was driving through Miami yesterday at 7:30 am. There were express lanes open on the left but the main traffic was merging because of construction.
A white sedan made a move for the express lanes and wound up stopped angled in front of a car. Another white sedan pulled parallel a few inches away- both were at a 45 degree angle. Then the driver of the second car got out and stood on his hood screaming at the first car, blocking two lanes of traffic. He was still there when we got by.
@RiotDemon We went on a cruise so we tried to get through Florida as fast as possible. Crazy drivers. I thought about you and @OldCatLady if that counts.
I was in Miami last year at the University of Miami hospital. The I-95 express lane going south cost $1.50. Driving north it was $15. They base it on traffic. Was insane. No thanks. Don’t know how my dad worked in Miami for so many years.
@RiotDemon I would have done express but you need the Florida toll paying thingy and I don’t have one. We left from Miami and went to Honduras, Mexico, and Nassau. I like cruises. A lot.
I’m so…so… wordless. This is in Jacksonville. I live in Jacksonville. Florida Man is everywhere. '‘Florida Man Night,’ where one law will be broken per inning, is actually coming to a minor league ballpark."
I didn’t cause the wreck, but I did commit burglary.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/jalopnik.com/florida-man-gives-cops-dashcam-footage-that-shows-he-di-1825250291/amp
Not my favorite but it’s recent news.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-mayor-arrested-after-deputies-shot-during-raid-his-home-n974286
And a follow up…
https://nypost.com/2019/03/14/acting-mayor-of-florida-town-arrested-three-weeks-after-predecessor/
This is my favorite source for Florida stories.
https://www.fark.com/topic/florida/
And then there’s this compilation of Florida stories by the Miami Herald.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article226934959.html
@OnionSoup lol. He must of been one hell of a smooth talker.
@OnionSoup Looks like a hoax, which makes me kind of sad.
A friend of mine from way back got me a Wii for Christmas a few years back.
I was driving through Miami yesterday at 7:30 am. There were express lanes open on the left but the main traffic was merging because of construction.
A white sedan made a move for the express lanes and wound up stopped angled in front of a car. Another white sedan pulled parallel a few inches away- both were at a 45 degree angle. Then the driver of the second car got out and stood on his hood screaming at the first car, blocking two lanes of traffic. He was still there when we got by.
This was on I-95. Fucking Florida.
@sammydog01 you were in Florida and didn’t say hello?
/giphy sad
Miami sucks.
@RiotDemon We went on a cruise so we tried to get through Florida as fast as possible. Crazy drivers. I thought about you and @OldCatLady if that counts.
@sammydog01 oooh, cruise! Where did you go?
I’m guessing Port of Miami and Miami airport?
I was in Miami last year at the University of Miami hospital. The I-95 express lane going south cost $1.50. Driving north it was $15. They base it on traffic. Was insane. No thanks. Don’t know how my dad worked in Miami for so many years.
@RiotDemon I would have done express but you need the Florida toll paying thingy and I don’t have one. We left from Miami and went to Honduras, Mexico, and Nassau. I like cruises. A lot.
I’m so…so… wordless. This is in Jacksonville. I live in Jacksonville. Florida Man is everywhere. '‘Florida Man Night,’ where one law will be broken per inning, is actually coming to a minor league ballpark."
@OldCatLady hopefully they wear strapless ball gowns.
Does sword fighting with pool cues with a member of the Outlaws in Captain Tony’s count?