@elimanningface "forgot" is such a... specific term. I think it's more like, "Dropped them off and ran like hell... realized we taught them their home number and address, so they'd come back, gave up and went back and told them we were going for ice cream."
Years and years ago when pantyhose were de rigueur for any dressy occasion and cruise ships had mandatory dressy dinners, somehow I left a week's worth of pantyhose in the hotel the night before the cruise. And I'm a tall person, can't just walk into any store and find them to fit, much less on a cruise ship.
A bathtub shower seat.. Went back... Gone! No proof, they laughed at me so later I called and reserved their bridal suite for the next day under an alias then failed to show up. Now who's laughing!!
My ex's first failed attempt at a marriage proposal.
Really though, I once left my favorite sneakers in a hotel 8 hours away. They were in new condition and disappeared from the front desk before they could make it out to me. I had a sad.
ok... so I take it as the worst item you left at a hotel... I'd say bologna in the sheets... (shitty service from the hotel, our rooms weren't ready until close to midnight the day we checked in, and they forced us out by 8 (even though checkout was 10) due to them being "busy" wouldn't hold on to our bags for us so we could do anything (plane was leaving at 10 PM, too early to check at airport.) Then they charged a "cleaning fee" but... Best extra $100 I have spent at a hotel... :)
Now if you are saying worst as in what I really wanted to have but forgot... well that'd be my wallet with $100 cash in it...
A really nice down jacket. My fault, for hanging it in the closet instead of just throwing it on a chair (Damn my tidy upbringing!). Oh well, it was a nice tip for the maid after we got that spray-can whipped cream all over the place.
evidence
My virginity.
@defibrillator FTW.
@defibrillator Mine must be in the same lost and found.
@defibrillator Came here to say that. Yes.
@defibrillator Odd...that was the best thing I lost in a hotel room.
@MrMark
Same with everything else on their list.
Worst, yeah?
Like Hitler or crabs.
Bag of cash? That's more like best.
There are votes for children. There needs to be follow-up (hopefully hilarious) explanations in the forum explaining how you forgot a human being.
@elimanningface They weren't actually crying at the time.
@elimanningface "forgot" is such a... specific term. I think it's more like, "Dropped them off and ran like hell... realized we taught them their home number and address, so they'd come back, gave up and went back and told them we were going for ice cream."
@thismyusername "New Politics is a Danish rock band from Copenhagen"...never heard of them.
@Kyser_Soze
@Kyser_Soze
After watching the video, I can see why!
(BTW... loved you in The Usual Suspects...!)
Does accidentally flushing rental car keys down the toilet count?
my dignity.
... and 3 very drunk female midget wrestlers.
The free towels
House Keys, wait a serious answer? sorry!
Trash can full of dirty diapers.
Years and years ago when pantyhose were de rigueur for any dressy occasion and cruise ships had mandatory dressy dinners, somehow I left a week's worth of pantyhose in the hotel the night before the cruise. And I'm a tall person, can't just walk into any store and find them to fit, much less on a cruise ship.
I left a pair of shoes once. My favorite pair too. More than 10 years later, I'm still bummed about that.
I left a bridesmaid dress. I was packing in a hurry, and I figured, what was I going to do with it since the wedding had already happened ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Gideon's Bible. It was autographed by Jesus and everything
@timgove You must leave one of those everywhere!
@timgove FTW! From now on, I'm doing this.
A bathtub shower seat.. Went back... Gone! No proof, they laughed at me so later I called and reserved their bridal suite for the next day under an alias then failed to show up. Now who's laughing!!
Very Expensive head gear for my braces, when I was a teen.
My ex's first failed attempt at a marriage proposal.
Really though, I once left my favorite sneakers in a hotel 8 hours away. They were in new condition and disappeared from the front desk before they could make it out to me. I had a sad.
@Thumperchick First attempt? There was a second? I'm sorry you had to go through that.
@looseneck no worries on my end. I held out for @humper and the road to him was paved with a lot of shenanigans - but it all got me here in the end.
my children.... if u know what i mean ;)
@xLSxGaia Hoping for a black light on the next two-fer.
A deuce.
A wii
@devyanks90 ... alongside a deuce?
@PocketBrain E.w.w.w.w.w....
A dvd player containing a copy of "Spiderman 2".
a very expensive tie.... :-( it was my favorite too.....
well that and my not being a parent.....
Just trash in the trash can, what is wrong with you people? We always do a room sweep before we leave, maybe there is something wrong with me.
@caffeine_dude I've never left anything other than trash either.. but I voted a child because it was a more fun answer.
@caffeine_dude Double room sweep, here. Once with everyone in the room while we are packing up, then another when everyone else leaves.
My airplane tickets home. In a hotel 2 hours from the airport. I had to cry like a little girl at the airline counter to get on the flight.
ok... so I take it as the worst item you left at a hotel... I'd say bologna in the sheets... (shitty service from the hotel, our rooms weren't ready until close to midnight the day we checked in, and they forced us out by 8 (even though checkout was 10) due to them being "busy" wouldn't hold on to our bags for us so we could do anything (plane was leaving at 10 PM, too early to check at airport.) Then they charged a "cleaning fee" but... Best extra $100 I have spent at a hotel... :)
Now if you are saying worst as in what I really wanted to have but forgot... well that'd be my wallet with $100 cash in it...
vomit...
fortunately for me, the ONLY thing i've ever left in a hotel room, is a pile of body hair from an impromptu manscaping session.
unless you count the couple times i've locked the room key/keycard inside the room...
i don't recall leaving anything in a hotel room, but i couldn't just leave the poll unanswered.
The tip I left the worthless maids. Should've just kept it for myself.
A really nice down jacket. My fault, for hanging it in the closet instead of just throwing it on a chair (Damn my tidy upbringing!). Oh well, it was a nice tip for the maid after we got that spray-can whipped cream all over the place.
I feel like I shouldn't be surprised that so many people selected children, but I am surprised.
Well, I told him he wasn't the worst.
Otter beanie baby! I had the hotel ship it to me.
One of those nice neck support pillows.
A wool winter coat. Harrah's in Tahoe mailed it to me, no charge. Other than that, just some shampoo and conditioner.
Half strands of DNA.
@someguynamedmat So then wouldn't that be RNA?