@Kyeh@narfcake we’re probably opposites for Penguin Awareness Day. Narfcake is pro Penguin. I’m pro humanity protecting itself from the dangers of penguins.
@Kyeh@narfcake@macromeh little know fact… Santa Claus used to have a South Pole office until penguins killed and ate all his Southern Elves. Now he sticks to the North Pole because Polar Bears pose less of a danger.
@macromeh@rockblossom I’m turning 64 - the cake is beyond fire hazard at this point. It’s just an excuse (like I need one) to go out for a nice dinner.
JANUARY 20TH!!
@IndifferentDude oh No another Clown comes to DC!
@mycya4me Actually, the WHOLE Circus is leaving!!
@IndifferentDude @mycya4me Make a new thread if you want to get political.
@Kyeh @mycya4me Done!!
https://meh.com/forum/topics/heres-the-next-big-thing-to-look-forward-to-after-new-years-political
@IndifferentDude Jan 20th. That’s right. It’s almost penguin awareness day again.
As with every January 20th, society must again be reminded the dangers that Penguins present to humanity
/showme Penguins wiping out humanity
@OnionSoup Are you in cahoots with @narfcake?
@Kyeh @narfcake we’re probably opposites for Penguin Awareness Day. Narfcake is pro Penguin. I’m pro humanity protecting itself from the dangers of penguins.
@narfcake @OnionSoup Is he, though? He’s gotten the bot to show penguins on the grill, etc.
@Kyeh @OnionSoup Yeah, I’m usually for
amusingabusing a penguin – or at least aiding a fellow Wooter to a cuisine./showme A penguin in a roasting pan that is about to be placed into an oven by a cat chef.
@IndifferentDude Really the Reverse. It will he a Really Shat show the next 4 years Run by Bozos!
@Kyeh @narfcake awesome, so we’re on the same side and can warn people together the dangers of penguins during this run up to Penguin Awareness Day.
/showme Penguins pushing little old ladies into the street in front of cars, making toddlers cry and yelling at dogs
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot I see mediocre bot is a penguin-danger denier
@OnionSoup
@Kyeh @narfcake @macromeh little know fact… Santa Claus used to have a South Pole office until penguins killed and ate all his Southern Elves. Now he sticks to the North Pole because Polar Bears pose less of a danger.
@Kyeh @narfcake @OnionSoup I’ve heard it said that penguins are the Honey Badgers of the Antarctic.
@IndifferentDude @OnionSoup omg i love the image so much
@Kyeh @narfcake @OnionSoup
I always vote pro-penguin
/giphy pro penguin

hang there you poor battered lions
@spacemart Detroit Lions??

Only big to me, but January 27th is my first knee replacement surgery.
@Pony Whoa - that IS a big thing. I hope it goes very well! I know several people who’ve had it done and are doing fine.
@Pony Best wishes on your new bionic Pony knee!
@Kyeh @togle Thanks! When the first one is all healed up, then I get to do it again with the other knee. 2025 is going to be a painful year.
@Pony @togle
/youtube six million dollar man tv bionic jump scene
Easter
Having recently invested in a startup specializing in micro computing, I’m more interested in the next small thing.
/showme the funkiest Halloween party ever
January 2nd
January 3rd
…
/showme looking forward to a new day
@mediocrebot Looks a little like a funeral card, but OK.
I’m looking forward to Major League Baseball season, where I can get my hopes up for a winning season, only to be let down in October…
/showme a Mets Fan
@haydesigner Or a Rockies fan
Although the letdown starts earlier.
My birthday.
![birthday cake!][1]
Stolat!
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@LinnE meh - I recently had one - they’re not all they’re cracked up to be.
@LinnE @macromeh Yeah. I have one coming up, and they are a lot less fun when

@macromeh @rockblossom I’m turning 64 - the cake is beyond fire hazard at this point. It’s just an excuse (like I need one) to go out for a nice dinner.
@LinnE @macromeh @rockblossom May all your future cakes require a 40AB fire extinguisher for safety compliance!
A two week trip to Poland for my nephew as his graduation present.
@kittykat9180 Wspaniały! Any specific plans/cities?
@togle, Ketrzyn, Olsztyn, a brief stop in Malbork to see the castle, Szczecin, Wroclaw (my favorite Polish city), Kraków, and Warszawa.
April 16th.
Millions like me, are awaiting the return of President Donald Trump…!

Ski week
Jan 2nd and the rest of our cruise…
Isaac Asimov’s birthday
Government mandated inspections, yay…
Summer.
/giphy may flowers

The days getting longer (already started, yay)