What’s the best way to get fit?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:00am ET

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yakkoTDI said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:03am ET:

Hitting the refresh button over and over again.

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:04am ET:

Extreme oral hygiene (FLOSSfit)

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Kyeh said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:04am ET:

Pumping irony, in your favorite daily deal forum.

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:04am ET:

Dodging lawn darts (TossFit)

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:05am ET:

Damp Forest crawls (MossFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:07am ET:

Old-school cowboy maneuvers (HossFit)

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- @shahnm Battery Battering rams (PowerFit)
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 5:31am ET
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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:08am ET:

Spending all your money on gym memberships, leaving nothing for food (CostFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:08am ET:

Marathon watching Friends reruns (RossFit)

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- @shahnm Marathon watching Bob Ross
  
  duodec said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 2:01am ET
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heartny said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:08am ET:

Playing catch, but never actually catching the ball (MissFit)

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- @heartny
  This is me playing badminton!
  
  Kyeh said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 2:02pm ET
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- @heartny @Kyeh Because it is BADminton. Right?
  
  Kidsandliz said Sat, Jan 7th 2023 at 6:22am ET
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- @heartny @Kidsandliz
  It is when I play it.
  
  Kyeh said Sat, Jan 7th 2023 at 1:35pm ET
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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:09am ET:

Over-Hydration (VossFit)

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eeterrific said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:09am ET:

Lots of margaritas. If you have enough, you’ll feel really fit.

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:10am ET:

Vigorously polishing things (GlossFit)

Careful - certain types of GlossFit activities can lead to early blindness or hairy palms…

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:10am ET:

Slam dancing (MoshFit)

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Kyeh said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:11am ET:

Having a lot of tantrums (Hissy Fit Fit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:11am ET:

Chugging tabasco as a dietary aid (SauceFit)

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:12am ET:

Telling off your supervisors (BossFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:13am ET:

Any exercise activity conducted in the company of a Palestinian Sunni-Islamic fundamentalist, militant, and nationalist organization (HamasFit)

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heartny said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:13am ET:

Extreme shrugging (MehFit)

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:13am ET:

Acting out Buffy and Serenity episodes (JossFit)

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ebatch said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:14am ET:

Tightly rapping your body in thin cotton ribbons (GauseFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:14am ET:

Relentless upbeat encouragement from Voltaire (PanglossFit)

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:15am ET:

Day-Trading your savings (LossFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:16am ET:

Flapping your arms and running about haphazardly (AlbatrossFit)

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- @shahnm I wanted to put a video of the Monty Python “Albatross!” sketch, but I can’t seem to find any that match the audio tape I grew up with. The others just don’t capture the magic quite right.
  
  xobzoo said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 3:17pm ET
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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:16am ET:

Striking pose after pose (PoshFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:17am ET:

Wandering about in a state of perpetual confusion (At-a-LossFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:18am ET:

Taking small shots of coffee to goose the metabolism (DemitasseFit)

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:18am ET:

Reading medieval short stories (ChauserFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:19am ET:

Running around in a panic as you watch your 401k disappear (Capital-LossFit)

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- @shahnm No that is RetireFit
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 5:32am ET
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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:20am ET:

Basic math problem solving (MinusFit)

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- @Wookee And if you do it multiple times it is MultiFit
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 5:33am ET
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2many2no said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:20am ET:

Just be mad about everything (ShitFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:22am ET:

Escaping from captivity as a healthy lifestyle (Alcatrazercize)

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:22am ET:

Racing magnetically propelled projectiles (GaussFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:24am ET:

Listening to campy singer-songwriter music while exercising (JasonMrazercize)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:25am ET:

Just being generally energetic (Pizzazzercize)

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:26am ET:

Running in triangles (PythagorasFit)

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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:28am ET:

Building strength and aerobic endurance by juggling apples and oranges (Fruit Camp)

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- @shahnm While dressed as Carmen Miranda, preferably.
  
  Kyeh said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:31am ET
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shahnm said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:28am ET:

Building strength and aerobic endurance by arguing vigorously (Dispute Camp)

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Kyeh said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:30am ET:

High Intensity Discount Shopping
(Woot Camp)

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spacemart said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:32am ET:

drive a (Honda Fit)

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:35am ET:

Bathing stray cats (WashFit)

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Wookee said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:37am ET:

Stocking shelves at home-impovement stores (BoschFit)

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heartny said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:44am ET:

/showme the best way to get fit

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- mediocrebot said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:44am ET
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- @mediocrebot Ah yes, the Best Tuist of Fieffettt. Got it.
  
  heartny said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:46am ET
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hchavers said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:51am ET:

Lying on the coach watching “Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test” (PotatoFit)

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sicc574 said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 1:07am ET:

Vigorously reinacting the 1939 film about a girl named Dorothy and her Dog Toto on a magical quest to return home to Kansas (The Wizard of OzFit)

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duodec said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 2:03am ET:

Playing solitaire or minefield while maintaining situational awareness and quickly bring up a spreadsheet whenever the boss comes around (bossfit)

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hchavers said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 3:17am ET:

Going to Middle-Eastern restaurant with hooka pipes and eating fresh humas (HissiFit).

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Oldelvis said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 8:54am ET:

Bench pressing largest Bonaza character (HOSSfit), Millennials, look it up…

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blaineg said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 9:43am ET:

I thought it was a garden hose dispenser, but apparently this is exercise equipment.

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- @blaineg Or judging from the side, maybe it belongs to the Ministry of Silly Walks.
  
  blaineg said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 9:44am ET
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macromeh said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 11:57am ET:

Buying hokey exercise equipment from a deal-a-day website (DROSSfit)

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rtjhnstn said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 12:51pm ET:

herding cats (IMPOSifit)

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AllStarFame said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 2:48pm ET:

Buying all the prerequisite equipment, memberships, supplements, and clothing then never use any of it. (Mis-Fit)

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xobzoo said Thu, Jan 5th 2023 at 3:31pm ET:

I don’t have any good puns (or even any bad ones), but I’ve got this parody of exercise programs…

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