Extreme oral hygiene (FLOSSfit)
Dodging lawn darts (TossFit)
Pumping irony, in your favorite daily deal forum.
Damp Forest crawls (MossFit)
Old-school cowboy maneuvers (HossFit)
@shahnm Battery Battering rams (PowerFit)
Spending all your money on gym memberships, leaving nothing for food (CostFit)
Playing catch, but never actually catching the ball (MissFit)
@heartny This is me playing badminton!
@heartny @Kyeh Because it is BADminton. Right?
@heartny @Kidsandliz It is when I play it.
Having a lot of tantrums (Hissy Fit Fit)
Marathon watching Friends reruns (RossFit)
@shahnm Marathon watching Bob Ross
Telling off your supervisors (BossFit)
Extreme shrugging (MehFit)
Day-Trading your savings (LossFit)
Hitting the refresh button over and over again.
Slam dancing (MoshFit)
Chugging tabasco as a dietary aid (SauceFit)
Vigorously polishing things (GlossFit)
Careful - certain types of GlossFit activities can lead to early blindness or hairy palms…
Over-Hydration (VossFit)
Acting out Buffy and Serenity episodes (JossFit)
Tightly rapping your body in thin cotton ribbons (GauseFit)
Flapping your arms and running about haphazardly (AlbatrossFit)
@shahnm I wanted to put a video of the Monty Python “Albatross!” sketch, but I can’t seem to find any that match the audio tape I grew up with. The others just don’t capture the magic quite right.
Just be mad about everything (ShitFit)
Lots of margaritas. If you have enough, you’ll feel really fit.
Relentless upbeat encouragement from Voltaire (PanglossFit)
Wandering about in a state of perpetual confusion (At-a-LossFit)
Basic math problem solving (MinusFit)
@Wookee And if you do it multiple times it is MultiFit
Vigorously reinacting the 1939 film about a girl named Dorothy and her Dog Toto on a magical quest to return home to Kansas (The Wizard of OzFit)
Playing solitaire or minefield while maintaining situational awareness and quickly bring up a spreadsheet whenever the boss comes around (bossfit)
I thought it was a garden hose dispenser, but apparently this is exercise equipment.
@blaineg Or judging from the side, maybe it belongs to the Ministry of Silly Walks.
herding cats (IMPOSifit)
Any exercise activity conducted in the company of a Palestinian Sunni-Islamic fundamentalist, militant, and nationalist organization (HamasFit)
Striking pose after pose (PoshFit)
Reading medieval short stories (ChauserFit)
Racing magnetically propelled projectiles (GaussFit)
Running in triangles (PythagorasFit)
drive a (Honda Fit)
Bathing stray cats (WashFit)
Buying all the prerequisite equipment, memberships, supplements, and clothing then never use any of it. (Mis-Fit)
I don’t have any good puns (or even any bad ones), but I’ve got this parody of exercise programs…
Taking small shots of coffee to goose the metabolism (DemitasseFit)
Running around in a panic as you watch your 401k disappear (Capital-LossFit)
@shahnm No that is RetireFit
High Intensity Discount Shopping (Woot Camp)
Stocking shelves at home-impovement stores (BoschFit)
Lying on the coach watching “Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test” (PotatoFit)
Buying hokey exercise equipment from a deal-a-day website (DROSSfit)
Escaping from captivity as a healthy lifestyle (Alcatrazercize)
Just being generally energetic (Pizzazzercize)
Building strength and aerobic endurance by juggling apples and oranges (Fruit Camp)
@shahnm While dressed as Carmen Miranda, preferably.
Building strength and aerobic endurance by arguing vigorously (Dispute Camp)
Listening to campy singer-songwriter music while exercising (JasonMrazercize)
/showme the best way to get fit
@mediocrebot Ah yes, the Best Tuist of Fieffettt. Got it.
Going to Middle-Eastern restaurant with hooka pipes and eating fresh humas (HissiFit).
Bench pressing largest Bonaza character (HOSSfit), Millennials, look it up…
Extreme oral hygiene (FLOSSfit)
Dodging lawn darts (TossFit)
Pumping irony, in your favorite daily deal forum.
Damp Forest crawls (MossFit)
Old-school cowboy maneuvers (HossFit)
@shahnm Battery Battering rams (PowerFit)
Spending all your money on gym memberships, leaving nothing for food (CostFit)
Playing catch, but never actually catching the ball (MissFit)
@heartny
This is me playing badminton!
@heartny @Kyeh Because it is BADminton. Right?
@heartny @Kidsandliz
It is when I play it.
Having a lot of tantrums (Hissy Fit Fit)
Marathon watching Friends reruns (RossFit)
@shahnm Marathon watching Bob Ross
Telling off your supervisors (BossFit)
Extreme shrugging (MehFit)
Day-Trading your savings (LossFit)
Hitting the refresh button over and over again.
Slam dancing (MoshFit)
Chugging tabasco as a dietary aid (SauceFit)
Vigorously polishing things (GlossFit)
Careful - certain types of GlossFit activities can lead to early blindness or hairy palms…
Over-Hydration (VossFit)
Acting out Buffy and Serenity episodes (JossFit)
Tightly rapping your body in thin cotton ribbons (GauseFit)
Flapping your arms and running about haphazardly (AlbatrossFit)
@shahnm I wanted to put a video of the Monty Python “Albatross!” sketch, but I can’t seem to find any that match the audio tape I grew up with. The others just don’t capture the magic quite right.
Just be mad about everything (ShitFit)
Lots of margaritas. If you have enough, you’ll feel really fit.
Relentless upbeat encouragement from Voltaire (PanglossFit)
Wandering about in a state of perpetual confusion (At-a-LossFit)
Basic math problem solving (MinusFit)
@Wookee And if you do it multiple times it is MultiFit
Vigorously reinacting the 1939 film about a girl named Dorothy and her Dog Toto on a magical quest to return home to Kansas (The Wizard of OzFit)
Playing solitaire or minefield while maintaining situational awareness and quickly bring up a spreadsheet whenever the boss comes around (bossfit)
I thought it was a garden hose dispenser, but apparently this is exercise equipment.
@blaineg Or judging from the side, maybe it belongs to the Ministry of Silly Walks.
herding cats (IMPOSifit)
Any exercise activity conducted in the company of a Palestinian Sunni-Islamic fundamentalist, militant, and nationalist organization (HamasFit)
Striking pose after pose (PoshFit)
Reading medieval short stories (ChauserFit)
Racing magnetically propelled projectiles (GaussFit)
Running in triangles (PythagorasFit)
drive a (Honda Fit)
Bathing stray cats (WashFit)
Buying all the prerequisite equipment, memberships, supplements, and clothing then never use any of it. (Mis-Fit)
I don’t have any good puns (or even any bad ones), but I’ve got this parody of exercise programs…
Taking small shots of coffee to goose the metabolism (DemitasseFit)
Running around in a panic as you watch your 401k disappear (Capital-LossFit)
@shahnm No that is RetireFit
High Intensity Discount Shopping
(Woot Camp)
Stocking shelves at home-impovement stores (BoschFit)
Lying on the coach watching “Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test” (PotatoFit)
Buying hokey exercise equipment from a deal-a-day website (DROSSfit)
Escaping from captivity as a healthy lifestyle (Alcatrazercize)
Just being generally energetic (Pizzazzercize)
Building strength and aerobic endurance by juggling apples and oranges (Fruit Camp)
@shahnm While dressed as Carmen Miranda, preferably.
Building strength and aerobic endurance by arguing vigorously (Dispute Camp)
Listening to campy singer-songwriter music while exercising (JasonMrazercize)
/showme the best way to get fit
@mediocrebot Ah yes, the Best Tuist of Fieffettt. Got it.
Going to Middle-Eastern restaurant with hooka pipes and eating fresh humas (HissiFit).
Bench pressing largest Bonaza character (HOSSfit), Millennials, look it up…