If I owned/was owned by your cat, I would call him “Pry” or “Pree” and tell everyone that I named him for a Greek god. (Priapus is usually pronounced as PRY-uh-puss or PREE-uh-puss, so works for a cat.)
Those are amazing markings on him. I hope he is a lap cat love bug. One of mine (campus kitty) is still Thing Thing (as in thing 1 and thing 2 except that thing 2 found a home). I am no good at naming cats. Took me almost a month to name Tigger. Let him grown on you and perhaps a name will come to you as his personality emerges as he gets used to his new family.
@therealjrn The giveaway was that the pic looked way too blurry, as if it was a shrunken down screenshot that was compressed and decompressed a few too many times. And since I didn’t dare run a search on Google, I went to Reddit instead.
@Kidsandliz@mike808@narfcake I’m extremely disappointed.
I genuinely thought Mike808 had adopted an adorable dickfaced cat - and that I had come up with the best names for him.
@DennisG2014@mike808@narfcake Yeah me too. I am not on reddit, I mean I have an account but don’t use it, or other forums like that so didn’t see the “joke”.
@DennisG2014@Kidsandliz@mike808@narfcake It got me thinking about Ellen Raskin. I think in just a couple more years my daughter will be old enough for her books, so that’s exciting.
@medz I tried to post that earlier but it wouldn’t go through. Also tried to find a photo with a fidget spinner on a cat’s nose, but it seems that’s something dogs do. I guess cats don’t want anything to do with that kind of crap.
@heartny@PooltoyWolf I can’t believe we found this so hilarious back in the '70s. Although, I was around 10 years old then, so…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, there’s the fact that he was made popular by beer commercials, and if anything can take something not at all clever or entertaining and make it an extremely popular cultural meme it’s, well… dilly dilly. 'Nuff said.
Nope nothing comes to mind.
mike808
hahahaha
Phallix the Cat
@heartny Who’s gonna explain that to the kids?
@heartny @phendrick
No kids. All growed up and gone.
Hence the cat as a replacement.
@heartny Do you think that’s too…
on the nose?
Donald
@stolicat Or Dickory!
OMG
@tinamarie1974 That’s not a good cat name…wait…maybe it is.
Nixon?
Biden
Mr Bones. Dick face for short
@unksol
also my first thought…
Mr. Weinerschnitzel
The kids are going to discover that shape sometime or another. In the mean time, you can tell them it’s because he’s shaped like a hotdog
Zuckerberg
If I owned/was owned by your cat, I would call him “Pry” or “Pree” and tell everyone that I named him for a Greek god. (Priapus is usually pronounced as PRY-uh-puss or PREE-uh-puss, so works for a cat.)
Frank.
Full name: Frank N. Beans
Or maybe Twig N. Berries
Alternatively, Frankenbeans / Twiggenberries
I don’t know what y’all are taking about…it’s Lambda
Reddit. Or maybe Tacoma, for the Toyota Tacoma water pump.
Peter
Richard (dick)
Sixinch
Tinder
@CaptAmehrican You mean Grinder
Dallas.
it’s also referred to as “the big D”
and for the love of god, look at a DFW highway map some time…its…disturbing…
@earlyre seems kinda short. You’re right they should have better highways in texas
Hap. Short for happiness.
Those are amazing markings on him. I hope he is a lap cat love bug. One of mine (campus kitty) is still Thing Thing (as in thing 1 and thing 2 except that thing 2 found a home). I am no good at naming cats. Took me almost a month to name Tigger. Let him grown on you and perhaps a name will come to you as his personality emerges as he gets used to his new family.
I’m not going to be the one to tell her.
@Kidsandliz I’m guessing that @mike808 will never know. “Dickface” has been posted multiple times across different subreddits for a while now.
@narfcake Thanks Narf, I just couldn’t be that mean.
I guess a VolMod has a certain steely eye for such shenanigans.
@therealjrn The giveaway was that the pic looked way too blurry, as if it was a shrunken down screenshot that was compressed and decompressed a few too many times. And since I didn’t dare run a search on Google, I went to Reddit instead.
@narfcake @therealjrn I guess I just presumed it was uploaded from a low resolution save. The markings on that cat are pretty amazing though.
@Kidsandliz @mike808 @narfcake I’m extremely disappointed.
I genuinely thought Mike808 had adopted an adorable dickfaced cat - and that I had come up with the best names for him.
@DennisG2014 @mike808 @narfcake Yeah me too. I am not on reddit, I mean I have an account but don’t use it, or other forums like that so didn’t see the “joke”.
@DennisG2014 @Kidsandliz @mike808 @narfcake It got me thinking about Ellen Raskin. I think in just a couple more years my daughter will be old enough for her books, so that’s exciting.
Fidget
That’s obviously a fidget spinner on his face.
@medz I tried to post that earlier but it wouldn’t go through. Also tried to find a photo with a fidget spinner on a cat’s nose, but it seems that’s something dogs do. I guess cats don’t want anything to do with that kind of crap.
@mediocrebot Hmm, what’s the trigger word for this? Crap?
@heartny guess not that word. Maybe there was no trigger due to human intervention…
Johnson, of course!
@PooltoyWolf
@heartny @PooltoyWolf I can’t believe we found this so hilarious back in the '70s. Although, I was around 10 years old then, so…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, there’s the fact that he was made popular by beer commercials, and if anything can take something not at all clever or entertaining and make it an extremely popular cultural meme it’s, well… dilly dilly. 'Nuff said.
@DennisG2014 @heartny @PooltoyWolf
@therealjrn
@therealjrn The “Wazzup” one isn’t particularly clever, but it is entertaining - made me chuckle again just now.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@DennisG2014 Me too, for old time’s sake. It’s aged well. I tried to find the Wasabi one but I didn’t try very hard.
@therealjrn Try this one - it made me laugh until I cried…
@DennisG2014 aww
Dickie Dickie Dickie
Mr. Happy
Richard Roundtree
Catty McMalegenitaliaface