I am new to this platform, and expecting a warm welcome from you all!
Okay What lead you to the asylum?
@Cerridwyn What led you to this asylum? FIFY.
@Cerridwyn @PhysAssist it may be the lead that led to the asylum…
@Cerridwyn @ybmuG Or maybe mercury? Ala Mad Hatter?
@PhysAssist @ybmuG
I know, I know!
it was insufficient sleep
Bienvenue The Welcome Wagon will be by shortly…
/giphy warm welcome
/showme a nice warm roaring fire with a banner above it saying “Welcome Sam”
@mediocrebot close enough.
/giphy Welcome.
@tinamarie1974 Thank you mate!
/giphy giving a warm welcome to a new person
@PhysAssist Hmm, that looks more like “I stepped on a frayed HV cable”. (But I guess that would be quite warm.)
/showme An insanely warm welcome
@mediocrebot
expired snack foods, beanies, gluten-free cake mixes, and more available right here!
OMG you found us! We are like Hotel Calf. You can Check in, BUT Never Leave! So welcome the wacky Place!
@mycya4me
Maybe you were thinking of the Black Flag Roach Motel: “Roaches check-in but they never check-out”.
I think Hotel Cali hook was: “You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave…”
[Source: The Eagles’ ballads were the anthems of my youth.]
@mycya4me @PhysAssist
@PhysAssist Hey I just shorten the line. But got the Meaning!
@mycya4me Just my semi-OCD at work… No stress intended.
@mycya4me @PhysAssist Check in vs check OUT was the issue, not the abridging…
HR will be contacting you shortly regarding proper care and storage of your batteries.
@shahnm Welcome: ideal temp 104F Batteries: ideal temp: 38F
/giphy meh welcome.
I am sure meh will welcome you even more than us if you empty your wallet at their door.
“Hi I’m Sam, and I think I may be a DealAHolic” /showme guy named Sam sitting in circle of chairs with 12 people in group meeting. Bad coffee machine in background.
@pmarin Tried to get it to add people. Maybe this.
/showme guy named Sam sitting in chair next to 11 other people sitting in chairs arranged in a circle.
I’ve know as many Samantha’s as Samuel go by Sam. Could be a woman.
/showme shopaholic of unknown sex and gender in an AA like meeting for shopaholics. There should mediocre bots and purple trolls in attendence too.
@mediocrebot Is that mediocrebot in the 2nd row??
@chienfou @mediocrebot kinda looks like Irk-bot
@mediocrebot This is quite narratable. btw thanks for your kind response
GREETINGS MORTAL!!
(Russian Football Club comes plays in a small town where there are no street lamps. So the locals brought out torches to welcome their buses.)
Not exactly. The FC was Zenit St Petersburg, and this was by way of a very grand welcome indeed.
@werehatrack @pakopako Such a warm welcome.
@pakopako @werehatrack @yakkoTDI Cue bad Russian accent:
In Soviet Russia, town lights up you!
@Kyeh Oh, it won’t auto-jump to 1:15
Thank you everyone for your kind response.
Okay
What lead you to the asylum?
@Cerridwyn
What led you to this asylum?
FIFY.
@Cerridwyn @PhysAssist it may be the lead that led to the asylum…
@Cerridwyn @ybmuG
Or maybe mercury?
Ala Mad Hatter?
@PhysAssist @ybmuG
I know, I know!
it was insufficient sleep
Bienvenue
The Welcome Wagon will be by shortly…
/giphy warm welcome
/showme a nice warm roaring fire with a banner above it saying “Welcome Sam”
@mediocrebot close enough.
/giphy Welcome.
@tinamarie1974 Thank you mate!
/giphy giving a warm welcome to a new person
@PhysAssist Hmm, that looks more like “I stepped on a frayed HV cable”. (But I guess that would be quite warm.)
/showme An insanely warm welcome
@mediocrebot
expired snack foods, beanies, gluten-free cake mixes, and more available right here!
OMG you found us! We are like Hotel Calf. You can Check in, BUT Never Leave!
So welcome the wacky Place!
@mycya4me
Maybe you were thinking of the Black Flag Roach Motel:
“Roaches check-in but they never check-out”.
I think Hotel Cali hook was:
“You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave…”
[Source: The Eagles’ ballads were the anthems of my youth.]
@mycya4me @PhysAssist
@PhysAssist Hey I just shorten the line. But got the Meaning!
@mycya4me
Just my semi-OCD at work…
No stress intended.
@mycya4me @PhysAssist
Check in vs check OUT was the issue, not the abridging…
HR will be contacting you shortly regarding proper care and storage of your batteries.
@shahnm
Welcome: ideal temp 104F
Batteries: ideal temp: 38F
/giphy meh welcome.
I am sure meh will welcome you even more than us if you empty your wallet at their door.
“Hi I’m Sam, and I think I may be a DealAHolic”
/showme guy named Sam sitting in circle of chairs with 12 people in group meeting. Bad coffee machine in background.
@pmarin Tried to get it to add people. Maybe this.
/showme guy named Sam sitting in chair next to 11 other people sitting in chairs arranged in a circle.
I’ve know as many Samantha’s as Samuel go by Sam. Could be a woman.
/showme shopaholic of unknown sex and gender in an AA like meeting for shopaholics. There should mediocre bots and purple trolls in attendence too.
@mediocrebot
Is that mediocrebot in the 2nd row??
@chienfou @mediocrebot kinda looks like Irk-bot
@mediocrebot This is quite narratable. btw thanks for your kind response
GREETINGS MORTAL!!
(Russian Football Club comes plays in a small town where there are no street lamps. So the locals brought out torches to welcome their buses.)
Not exactly. The FC was Zenit St Petersburg, and this was by way of a very grand welcome indeed.
@werehatrack @pakopako Such a warm welcome.
@pakopako @werehatrack @yakkoTDI Cue bad Russian accent:
@Kyeh
Oh, it won’t auto-jump to 1:15
Thank you everyone for your kind response.