This might fall into the category of a Fancy Toothbrush, but it’s not actually very fancy: ultra soft toothbrush with tapered bristles. Cleans my teeth great and gives my gums a gentle massage. It transformed brushing my teeth and my gums are nice and healthy!
@00 Oh hey, what’s everyone doing on Friday night? Oh, that sounds cool, but I’m going to stay in to talk about gum health on a daily deal site’s message board.
@unksol I mean. Sure I live with two cats. But honestly, I’m sort of mid (this is what my son says to mean that something is mediocre or he has no opinion).
@00 also… What is wrong with your son? Did he not know the word meh? What are they teaching kids these days? [Insert Additional manufactured outrage here]
@IndifferentDude I’m intrigued by the ads that tout one-day turnaround with amazing results but I’m not believing them. Pulling all the teeth, putting in implants right away seems so brutal…and painful. I need to do something but keep putting it off. Glad that you got them!
@llangley I haven’t got them yet but I’d love to! Just regular dentures for now. I did get the 1-day procedure with 'em tho. Had dentures made beforehand, teeth taken out & dentures put in. After gums healed they relined the dentures. Wasn’t too bad. Best of luck to you!
@IndifferentDude@llangley I cannot imagine all in one day. I had 14 teeth removed (3 had to go anyway) in two operations over one month. With temporary dentures. Pause one month to heal, then 8 implants in 2 sessions a week apart. Then the final dentures.
Both my parents had full dentures, so I expected the same. The implants fit so much better than regular dentures. It’s been 6 years, wonderful.
Dentists! And interdental brushes.
Carbonated drinks with lots of sugars.
Gum restore toothpaste
@hchavers Does it work? Which one?
This might fall into the category of a Fancy Toothbrush, but it’s not actually very fancy: ultra soft toothbrush with tapered bristles. Cleans my teeth great and gives my gums a gentle massage. It transformed brushing my teeth and my gums are nice and healthy!
@00 Oh hey, what’s everyone doing on Friday night? Oh, that sounds cool, but I’m going to stay in to talk about gum health on a daily deal site’s message board.
@00 I mean. How do you feel about cats?
@unksol I mean. Sure I live with two cats. But honestly, I’m sort of mid (this is what my son says to mean that something is mediocre or he has no opinion).
@00 I think your in the safe zone staying home. That sounds sane.
@00 also… What is wrong with your son? Did he not know the word meh? What are they teaching kids these days? [Insert Additional manufactured outrage here]
@unksol the damn kids these days
@00 @unksol It is not his son’s fault unksol, it is yours this month.
@00 @unksol After 3 years “in the safe zone staying home” I don’t like any of the other zones anymore.
@00 @yakkoTDI I only accept adult fault. Therefore for this to be my fault I would have to be blamed by the adult.
And even then… I’m not sure accepting fault for things they are directly responsible for is entirely within scope.
DENTURE IMPLANTS!! No more messy powders & creams. Just Snap & Go!!
/giphy dentures
@IndifferentDude I’m intrigued by the ads that tout one-day turnaround with amazing results
but I’m not believing them. Pulling all the teeth, putting in implants right away seems so brutal…and painful. I need to do something but keep putting it off. Glad that you got them!
@llangley I haven’t got them yet but I’d love to! Just regular dentures for now. I did get the 1-day procedure with 'em tho. Had dentures made beforehand, teeth taken out & dentures put in. After gums healed they relined the dentures. Wasn’t too bad. Best of luck to you!
@IndifferentDude @llangley I cannot imagine all in one day. I had 14 teeth removed (3 had to go anyway) in two operations over one month. With temporary dentures. Pause one month to heal, then 8 implants in 2 sessions a week apart. Then the final dentures.
Both my parents had full dentures, so I expected the same. The implants fit so much better than regular dentures. It’s been 6 years, wonderful.
Good drugs
Yank 'em and get on with it
Invisalign commercials
@heartny Just the commercials and not the product?
Bacteria and/or nanobots that clean off all the nasties.
Except, of course, those haven’t been discovered/invented yet.
Now, I have nothing against curing cancer and all that, but why isn’t there more research into curing tooth decay and other dental stuff?
Dental implants
@sicc574 How about indental plants?
Meh’s ill-fated foray into the exotic world of Quip toothbrushes…
/giphy no teeth
@TheCO2 safer for oral sex
Regular brushing and flossing…
Cocofloss best floss. It’s grabs everything.
Flouridated water and resin fillings
@werehatrack Communist plot.
Drink only distilled water and pure grain alcohol.
Purity of Essence
Ora-jel
@hap46st So, ICE HOCKEY is the answer to the question?
@phendrick Exactly. I speak from personal experience. My frontal uppers are long gone .
Non-British dentists.
Dentures. You can change them anytime you want.
/showme man smiling, but his teeth are candy corn
/showme man with mouthful of candy corn
/showme a toothbrush made of candy corn
@heartny Creepy.
@Kyeh Definitely. Looks like a brick of candy corn from Meh, with teeth.