I just wish my phone had a huge battery in it. Like it could last 2 weeks on one charge. I don’t care if it’s thicker, I just want to keep playing Pokemon Go all day and all night without having to worry about it.
@DVDBZN it’s apparently also a self defense device. And an emergency escape tool kit you drive your car into a lake. And a master key to brick and mortar retail establishments everywhere.
How about a hand gun cuz i’m gonna need something to defend myself from the cops when they come to blow my brains out as soon as I take it out in any public place. Pink or not it’s still a grenade! …nevermind the insensitivity, especially these days. Jus sayen.
@tweezak They’re largely believed to be point sources. Cool packaging!
But maybe they look like tiny minuses, like in those cheesy classroom science films.
Well the solar power one I bought in 2015 earned its stripes yesterday. I keep it on the car dashboard. Had the kids out doing fun things and went back to the car to get their lunches and swim suits. Set the car keys down on the driver’s seat. Was on the passenger side getting things. Shut that door. The 6 year old shut the driver’s door pushing the lock. Had to call to get car opened.
Phone battery was at 11% due to taking photos and the fact that the battery has been needing replaced for the last several months. Had pulled that from the car to attach to my phone. Good thing as I discovered getting help to unlock the car takes a phone call, then text messages, then internet use, then text messages then internet again, then text, then a phone call. WTF??? Only way I made it was due to this. My purse has another power thing in it but I forgot to transfer it to the back pack.
Well tried to upload a photo of the kids in the fountain and that function appears to be broken at the moment. Sigh.
Instead of a pink hand grenade, it should be a pink vagina. That way, Trump can grab all the pussy he wants without being sued for sexual assault-- which he is being sued for in addition to rape because he is a lawless pig of a man who thinks he is entitled and who has never prayed a second in his entire ugly life.
@therealjrn Actually I was think about making a comment about Trump and this, but figured I had already incurred everyone’s wrath with my previous comment. Glad some other clear thinking individual beat me to it.
Somewhere else? Let’s say Italy.
Judging by the writeup, maybe it should be shaped like a T-shirt for sale at Mediocritee.
A copy editor?
I just wish my phone had a huge battery in it. Like it could last 2 weeks on one charge. I don’t care if it’s thicker, I just want to keep playing Pokemon Go all day and all night without having to worry about it.
@Zeusandhera
/image Energizer phone
It’s a battery with a smartphone built in. 18,000 mAh vs 3-4,000 that most high-end phones have.
@DVDBZN it’s apparently also a self defense device. And an emergency escape tool kit you drive your car into a lake. And a master key to brick and mortar retail establishments everywhere.
A piggy bank.
@TheFLP that’s what I was thinking
A pineapple? Oh wait…
@phendrick Perhaps under the sea?
@phendrick @sicc574
A super intelligent shade of purple.
Or an irk puppet.
@PlutoIsAPlanet YES, THAT!!
The land along side a river fits both the somewhere else stated (great catch @simplersimon) and the something else intended.
@wonidejack
A replica of the Deutsche Bank building, a symbol for power wasted and money squandered …
@stolicat
How about a hand gun
cuz i’m gonna need something to defend myself from the cops 
when they come to blow my brains out as soon as I take it out in any public place. Pink or not it’s still a grenade! …nevermind the insensitivity, especially these days. Jus sayen. 
Just go all the way and make it shaped like an AK-47, the devil’s toy itself.
A shark…with a built in laser pointer!
@tweezak You mean a “laser” pointer
@sicc574 Precisely
Go minimalist. Shape it like an electron.
@mehcuda67 What shape is an electron? Now you have me curious.
@tweezak They’re largely believed to be point sources. Cool packaging!
But maybe they look like tiny minuses, like in those cheesy classroom science films.
It would be better if it were the shape of a 10,000 mAh power bank. Especially if it had USB-C 3 amp in and out.
Whatever shape it takes, it should retain the design language that says “I’m ribbed for her pleasure.” Despite what @alacrity says.
How about a giant BB or maybe a slightly smaller than actual size skee ball or maybe a cue ball
A full scale replica of Earth.
a rubber chicken. " that’s funny- my battery’s dead again."
don’t try to carry one of these on a plane. duh…
Well the solar power one I bought in 2015 earned its stripes yesterday. I keep it on the car dashboard. Had the kids out doing fun things and went back to the car to get their lunches and swim suits. Set the car keys down on the driver’s seat. Was on the passenger side getting things. Shut that door. The 6 year old shut the driver’s door pushing the lock. Had to call to get car opened.
Phone battery was at 11% due to taking photos and the fact that the battery has been needing replaced for the last several months. Had pulled that from the car to attach to my phone. Good thing as I discovered getting help to unlock the car takes a phone call, then text messages, then internet use, then text messages then internet again, then text, then a phone call. WTF??? Only way I made it was due to this. My purse has another power thing in it but I forgot to transfer it to the back pack.
Well tried to upload a photo of the kids in the fountain and that function appears to be broken at the moment. Sigh.
Instead of a pink hand grenade, it should be a pink vagina. That way, Trump can grab all the pussy he wants without being sued for sexual assault-- which he is being sued for in addition to rape because he is a lawless pig of a man who thinks he is entitled and who has never prayed a second in his entire ugly life.
Hi @Felton10! You’re looking for this thread.
@therealjrn Actually I was think about making a comment about Trump and this, but figured I had already incurred everyone’s wrath with my previous comment. Glad some other clear thinking individual beat me to it.
@bossier12 Great comment. I agree 100%.
A defibrillator
Banana, for scale.
A can of Four Loko?