{NSFW} So somehow this became a real thing.....

@earlyre The whole pizzaslime brand is one of the frat broiest things ever. I present this quote from one of the reviews:

Now I can pound a four loko while I pound a four loko

@shahnm
The brand of people who get hard when they get drunk? Incels (according to another forum here) who are Loco enough Four this to work.

@shahnm all of them

@tinamarie1974 oral?

@confed oohhh, my bad I didn’t look close enough…ok it is a pussy pocket…but my question remains.

@tinamarie1974 Did you ever really see people carrying around cans of Four Loko with them?

@Limewater never ever heard of it before today!

@tinamarie1974 what’s a four loko, why are we Meowing and who is Rosie?

@unksol so many questions!

1. what’s a four loko - see above, pretty explanitory
2. why are we Meowing - because it is fun, I can purr too. I am very talented lol
3. Who is Rosie - https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm=rosey%2Bpalm%2Band%2Bher%2Bfive%2Bsisters&amp=true

@tinamarie1974 I think you shamed me wrong. This is how you do it.

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=rosie+5+fingers&p=1

@unksol I was not shaming you, just answering your question. Figured it was easier to send you to UD than for me to explain myself.

How did you do that though? Pretty cool!

@tinamarie1974 I’m not even going to get into the part about making you purr

@unksol hahahaha. Still not shaming you and I didn’t say YOU would I just said I can. Just having fun, sorry if I offended you

@tinamarie1974 so was I and I bet I could.

@unksol but how did you do that google thing?

@tinamarie1974 lmgtfy.com

Let me Google that for you. Classic response when someone asks an obvious question. Type in question and hit get link or preview

@unksol thanks!

@tinamarie1974 not that id ever use that on Mom. It’s for the interwebs. Mom I usually have to read and translate when her phone goes wrong

@unksol ah, parents are different. They had the patience to teach us everything to be responsible humans, so we must be patient with them too!

@tinamarie1974 they usually just don’t know how to phrase their search. This will also break lmgtfy

@unksol IDK I just taught my parents how to use smart phones. Things that are intuitive for us are foreign concepts for them.

@tinamarie1974 fuck I trapped a cat and I think momma not the kittens. I have to put on a shirt and figure out how to deal with this

@carl669

@unksol oh good luck, let her loose and throw away the trap! That will solve your problem

@tinamarie1974 I let her out to take care of the kittens. Although they must have chowed down on the other food and been starving. Ideally they should all get TNRed or end up inside. But it’s hard to get all of them at once. And local shelters don’t have space so I’d just have ended up with more.

@tinamarie1974 and of course then I got a raccoon. Asshole

@unksol which is why I added throw away the trap. No good can come of this…

@tinamarie1974 it’s a live trap and it’s caught an escaped kitty before. The humane society has a dog trap I’ve seen a human fit in.

@unksol my dad use to use a small one years ago to humanely catch and relocate chipmunks. One day I had just got home (many years ago) and I heard this terrible screaming coming from the back yard.

I looked outside and he had caught a squirrel. No idea how long it had been in the cage, but it had somehow managed to get its head and chest free, its hips were too wide and it had jammed itself and was in pain.

I went out there to assess the situation to figure out if I could free it without getting attacked. It stood amazingly still as I got closer and I figured out I could release the trip without further injuring the little guy. I hit the release and held my breath, hoping he didn’t turn and attack me.

Lucky for me he jumped out, looked at me and ran with a hobble as fast as he could out of the yard. I pestered dad until he got rid of the trap. I didn’t want that to happen again to another animal.

@tinamarie1974 I’ve never seen an animal get hurt in this thing. Squirrels are always psycho though. But they also are too fast too set it off. You kind of have to kill them if they are causing issues in the attic. A racoon/possum/cat will just give you guilty looks till you let them go.

@tinamarie1974
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=have+a+heart+trap&p=1

@tinamarie1974 @unksol nope, that is exactly how I taught my mother to use google, not daughter…who was google half the time to figure out the easiest way to explain something to her.

@mml666 just make sure you grab the right can…

@mml666

@chienfou butt but how can we tell which can to grab when on the can?

@Thumperchick wtf

@ShotgunX TWSS!

@llangley @ShotgunX no. No she didn’t

@ShotgunX @unksol yes. Yes, she did. Just before she said “maybe now he’ll leave me the fuck alone…”

@carl669

@Fen_Star fleshlights have. Shoving one in this specific beer can is the new part

@Fen_Star @unksol That aint all that’s gonna get shoved in there. Amirite?