{NSFW} So somehow this became a real thing.....


That’s right folks, you no longer have to make your caffeinated fortified malt liquor cans in to self-pleasuring devices at home. The two giants of their respective industries that are Four Loko and Fleshlight finally came together to produce this masterpiece:

Here’s the link if you were dying to get one: https://www.fleshlight.com/products/four-loko
It even comes with its own brown paper sack. Just in case you want to be incognito about it.

Boring Mod Edit - removed referral from link, added NSFW tag to title, changed the header image to something not NSFW, but it is still Four Loko so equally offensive.