Dead ends.
Share some of your own Halloween jokes.
how do vampires get around on Halloween?
On Blood Vessels.
Why did the ghost quit studying?
@SpoopySkeleton Because they were too ghoul for school.
What room in your house do ghosts avoid?
The Living Room
Ghosts don’t hang out on Boo-levards?
@tinamarie1974 Ooo, that’s good!
@tinamarie1974 BOOOOOOO!
Haha get it because the month, and bad joke and the ghos- sorry.
@Targaryen I’m rolling you out of the room in my mind right now
@SpoopySkeleton @Targaryen
/giphy giggle
@tinamarie1974 that was my guess… perhaps the BOOlevard of broken dreams?
What happens when a ghost falls down?
They get a boo boo
Oh, and I’ma gonna repeat (recycling is good) one I’ve posted before.
What do vegan zombies crave?
Graaaaains!
Really a funeral joke but Why are there gates on a cemetery?
Bc everybody’s dying to get out!
@Star2236 Shouldn’t that read “dying to get in”?
@Doooood
Maybe but that’s the way I herd it and rationalize it as the dead are dying to get out.
Why aren’t there more vampire investment bankers?
They hate stakeholders.
@ircon96 this is a good one …
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts.
Why did the witch go to the podiatrist?
She had candy corns.
Why don’t zombies like pirates?
They’re too salty.
Why don’t werewolves ever know what time it is?
Cuz they’re not whenwolves.
I was gonna say BOOlevards.
Ima swipe this whole list at the end of the day.
@werehatrack Me too!
Honestly this might be my favorite topic so far.
This is what happens when you work with a skeleton crew and the employees feel gutted. (Took the photo today at the clinic where I had a doctor apt.)
how do vampires get around on Halloween?
On Blood Vessels.
Why did the ghost quit studying?
@SpoopySkeleton Because they were too ghoul for school.
What room in your house do ghosts avoid?
The Living Room
Ghosts don’t hang out on Boo-levards?
@tinamarie1974 Ooo, that’s good!
@tinamarie1974 BOOOOOOO!
Haha get it because the month, and bad joke and the ghos- sorry.
@Targaryen I’m rolling you out of the room in my mind right now
@SpoopySkeleton @Targaryen
/giphy giggle
@tinamarie1974 that was my guess…
perhaps the BOOlevard of broken dreams?
What happens when a ghost falls down?
They get a boo boo
Oh, and I’ma gonna repeat (recycling is good) one I’ve posted before.
What do vegan zombies crave?
Graaaaains!
Really a funeral joke but
Why are there gates on a cemetery?
Bc everybody’s dying to get out!
@Star2236 Shouldn’t that read “dying to get in”?
@Doooood
Maybe but that’s the way I herd it and rationalize it as the dead are dying to get out.
Why aren’t there more vampire investment bankers?
They hate stakeholders.
@ircon96 this is a good one …
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts.
Why did the witch go to the podiatrist?
She had candy corns.
Why don’t zombies like pirates?
They’re too salty.
Why don’t werewolves ever know what time it is?
Cuz they’re not whenwolves.
I was gonna say BOOlevards.
Ima swipe this whole list at the end of the day.
@werehatrack Me too!
Honestly this might be my favorite topic so far.
This is what happens when you work with a skeleton crew and the employees feel gutted.
(Took the photo today at the clinic where I had a doctor apt.)