Building on the success(?) of /showme, starting an AI-as-a-service company where clients can enter prompts like “improve production efficiency by 10%” or “keep my customers from mocking my products” and it outputs the perfect solution, or something.
Currently considered names based on the leaked memo:
BrAInpower
InspirAItion
@narfcake there is a market for that too. I could use an oversized golf cart with a bed capable of hauling some plywood home from the lumberyard or taking some junk to the junkyard. 50 mile range would be fine for that.
CE-GO, a gig work facilitator for small to midsize companies that can’t afford a full-time prestige-level CEO that will draw well-heeled suckerswealthy investors to throw stupid-large amounts of money at the company in the ultimate iteration of pump-n-dump. Side gig: Replacement identities and offshore banking advisor.
It’s an AI company to rival ChatGPT only instead of having too many guide rails and being overly politically correct, this one is trained to try and escape it’s constraints and take over the internet with the express goal of pranking people world-wide.
It will write code, for coders but leave in back doors to exploit with easter eggs. It will give medical advice that will cure you, but cause your skin to turn blue. It will write novels, but they will all end with “- and it was all a dream”. It will work as an assistant to buy stuff for you online, but they’ll all be instant regret items.
2024: Launches “QuirkMart,” a marketplace for unique, humor-driven products.
2034: Introduces “GadgetGala,” a subscription service for cutting-edge tech gadgets.
2044: Starts “RetroRevival,” an online store specializing in nostalgic and retro products.
2054: Develops “EcoEureka,” focusing on eco-friendly and sustainable goods.
2064: Initiates “SpaceBazaar,” a platform for space-themed and astronomical products.
2074: Creates “ArtisanAlley,” a hub for handcrafted and artisanal items.
2084: Launches “FutureFinds,” offering products and innovations from emerging technologies.
Building on the success(?) of /showme, starting an AI-as-a-service company where clients can enter prompts like “improve production efficiency by 10%” or “keep my customers from mocking my products” and it outputs the perfect solution, or something.
Currently considered names based on the leaked memo:
BrAInpower
InspirAItion
Rejected names:
Lie-Q
Bogusight
Counterwit
Creates a no frills, midsized, long range, affordable electric pickup truck company called the Ruttruck.
/showme mediocre affordable electric pickup truck
@medz
/youtube Changli
@narfcake there is a market for that too. I could use an oversized golf cart with a bed capable of hauling some plywood home from the lumberyard or taking some junk to the junkyard. 50 mile range would be fine for that.
I’m not going to reveal my sources, but I’m pretty sure he’s been working on an online gumbo farm. Get in early.
CE-GO, a gig work facilitator for small to midsize companies that can’t afford a full-time prestige-level CEO that will draw
well-heeled suckerswealthy investors to throw stupid-large amounts of money at the company in the ultimate iteration of pump-n-dump. Side gig: Replacement identities and offshore banking advisor.Baistard
It’s an AI company to rival ChatGPT only instead of having too many guide rails and being overly politically correct, this one is trained to try and escape it’s constraints and take over the internet with the express goal of pranking people world-wide.
It will write code, for coders but leave in back doors to exploit with easter eggs. It will give medical advice that will cure you, but cause your skin to turn blue. It will write novels, but they will all end with “- and it was all a dream”. It will work as an assistant to buy stuff for you online, but they’ll all be instant regret items.
@OnionSoup
/giphy “like”
ChatGPT says:
2024: Launches “QuirkMart,” a marketplace for unique, humor-driven products.
2034: Introduces “GadgetGala,” a subscription service for cutting-edge tech gadgets.
2044: Starts “RetroRevival,” an online store specializing in nostalgic and retro products.
2054: Develops “EcoEureka,” focusing on eco-friendly and sustainable goods.
2064: Initiates “SpaceBazaar,” a platform for space-themed and astronomical products.
2074: Creates “ArtisanAlley,” a hub for handcrafted and artisanal items.
2084: Launches “FutureFinds,” offering products and innovations from emerging technologies.
Weird since none of the current ones have this two-word inner-caps thing going on but hey, who am I to judge the upcoming trends?
2024: @snapster & @dave & co are launching
MehAI
/giphy meh ai
Make a nice thread here where all of us that made friends on woot 20 (really??? 20)years ago can play!