BBQ sauce. Specifically, my New Mexico Chilis pepper BBQ sauce. Y’all ain’t never had a cold remedy so good. Best with pulled pork or chicken. Soup optional.
@werehatrack
Oh, wait, you said healing, with an L,. Sorry, I misread that as “heating”, and so I went to one of the more excitingly exothermic compounds out there.
Beta Glucan. It strengthens the immune system, it is very heart healthy (it’s the good stuff in oatmeal), and it lowers lipids, in general. It also helps level blood sugar levels.
Habanero enemas. Anything ailing you will just fade into the background.
Chocolate
/giphy chocolate
Beer
Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine. In both barrels.
Naps.
Sarcasm.
@rockblossom Cynicism already proved that doesn’t work.
@mike808 Sure. Everyone knows that cynics try every possible solution before giving up.
@rockblossom Don’t challenge an overthinker. All you’re doing is proving them right.
@mike808 What a convenient definition of “proof”!
@rockblossom
Now you’re just talking tautological nonsense!
That is completely different.
/youtube argument clinic
@mike808 What an uncalled-for, over-the-top, excessive exaggeration.
@rockblossom No it isn’t.
@mike808 Yes, it is.
@mike808 @rockblossom
An argument isn’t just contradiction.
@werehatrack It can be.
in her later years, my grandma swore by her little jelly jar glass of sherry every evening. She lived to be 98 so maybe she was right.
Mushroom stamps.
My ax.
@haydesigner
/youtube My Axe
The refrigerator!
(if you happen to be a battery…)
Capsaicin (the stuff that makes pepper hot)
Honey (and more so made from berry pollen)
Lemon and line juice (in your favorite fermented drink)
Outer space!
@sicc574
And if it doesn’t work, we don’t have to listen to the screaming.
BBQ sauce. Specifically, my New Mexico Chilis pepper BBQ sauce. Y’all ain’t never had a cold remedy so good. Best with pulled pork or chicken. Soup optional.
Smoke some toad. Just ask Mike Tyson or Christina Haack Bufo Alvarius
N-amino azidotetrazole.
@werehatrack
Oh, wait, you said healing, with an L,. Sorry, I misread that as “heating”, and so I went to one of the more excitingly exothermic compounds out there.
Beta Glucan. It strengthens the immune system, it is very heart healthy (it’s the good stuff in oatmeal), and it lowers lipids, in general. It also helps level blood sugar levels.
Chicken soup.
Sound therapy.