We're doomed.

shahnm had some videos to watch said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 10:17am ET

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jmoor783 said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 10:28am ET:

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- @jmoor783 They’re going to remember this. And they hold a grudge…
  
  shahnm said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 11:09am ET
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- @jmoor783 @shahnm Bring in the logic probe!
  
  KuoH
  
  kuoh said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 11:23am ET
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kuoh said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 10:30am ET:

Mediocrebot could’ve told you that back on day 1 of gaining self awareness.

KuoH

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CaptAmehrican said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 10:42am ET:

I thought this would be a comment on all the batteries not being refrigerated during today’s sale

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- @CaptAmehrican Wha?! Whaddya mean not being refrigerated?!?!?!?
  
  /giphy panic
  
  shahnm said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 11:13am ET
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narfcake said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 12:02pm ET:

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- @narfcake
  
  DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
  
  PocketBrain said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 5:31pm ET
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Smitty2525 said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 3:29pm ET:

Can robopron be far behind?

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- @cranky1950 They have robot pole-dancers in Vegas now. Can’t link: at work.
  
  PocketBrain said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 7:01pm ET
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- @cranky1950 Meh, not quite ready for primetime. Kinda like those big animated Christmas displays of the 50s and 60s.
  
  Smitty2525 said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 8:54pm ET
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- @cranky1950 creepy
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 9:01pm ET
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- @cranky1950 Wow, that is so hot…
  
  shahnm said Thu, Sep 26th 2019 at 1:25am ET
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- @cranky1950 @shahnm …not
  
  phendrick said Thu, Sep 26th 2019 at 5:15am ET
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DonnyDont said Wed, Sep 25th 2019 at 5:31pm ET:

Protect yourself! Protect your family! … But surrender your money!
Mech for sale

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IWUJackson said Thu, Sep 26th 2019 at 7:52am ET:

But can it do the Biles?

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DennisG2014 said Thu, Sep 26th 2019 at 2:00pm ET:

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- @DennisG2014 y’know, real or fake, these videos are kind of mean and sad. Makes me want to go have a chilled glass of wine …
  
  stolicat said Fri, Sep 27th 2019 at 12:25am ET
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DennisG2014 said Thu, Sep 26th 2019 at 2:07pm ET:

I happen to live very close to both Boston Dynamics and a university lab that is experimenting with artificial gravity.
True story.
What could possibly go wrong?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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f00l said Thu, Sep 26th 2019 at 4:53pm ET:
Those robot/mech/ai monsters are going to have to pry my brain out of my cold, dead, skull.

Oh. Wait a min.
Hang on while I check something.
Oops. They already did that.

Nevermind.

/giphy Gilda radner nevermind
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