Vivaspa Whole Body Vibration Machine w/Bluetooth Speaker & Resistance Bands

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:00pm ET

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mediocrebot said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:00pm ET:
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- Product Name: Vivaspa Whole Body Vibration Machine w/Bluetooth Speaker & Resistance Bands
- Model: MS-5900
- Condition: New
- Perfect for your New Year’s resolution and a fun way to intensify nearly any workout in the comfort of your own home.
- Gentle vibrations move throughout your entire body, creating an efficient, effective and safe way to stimulate muscles and bones, burn fat, lose weight, and restore neuromuscular balance
- It’s great for improving circulation, muscle strength, sports training, weight loss, muscle building, promoting blood circulation and reduction of the stress
- 99 levels of adjustable speeds and digital LCD display
- Includes remote control for switching routines and intensity easily
- Suction cups keep the unit secure to any type of floor
- Built-in bluetooth speaker to play your workout tunes
- Anti-slip coating on the surface to ensure safety
- The vibration platform also includes resistance bands for more versatile routines.
What’s in the Box?
- 1x Whole Body Vibration Machine
- 1x Remote Control
- 2x Resistance Bands
Price Comparison

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Warranty

1-Year Vivitar Warranty

Estimated Delivery

Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
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ooglek said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:01pm ET:

I don’t get it. Gentle vibrations burn fat? Cause me to lose weight? What new sorcery is this?

Smells fishy… literally.

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- @ooglek if you get on this after every meal, you will vomit and never gain weight.
  
  OnionSoup said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:04pm ET
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- @ooglek if vibrations made one loose weight I feel like a lot of women would have very thin/toned thighs, pelvic regions…
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:10pm ET
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- @ooglek @tinamarie1974 oh my …
  
  stolicat said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:15pm ET
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- @ooglek @stolicat
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:18pm ET
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Fodder650 said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:01pm ET:

Boy they can stick a Bluetooth speaker in about everything can’t they?
/giphy Bluetooth-bluetooth

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Kyser_Soze said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:01pm ET:

Did I miss anything?

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fuzzmanmatt said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:02pm ET:

This is not the vibrator you’re looking for.

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- @fuzzmanmatt no. Not big enough.
  
  OnionSoup said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:03pm ET
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guyfromhawthorn said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:03pm ET:

That last picture, man
/giphy laughing

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ooglek said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:03pm ET:

Vivitar makes cameras… oh wait, no, they make fun. Sorry.

http://www.vivitar.com/product/113/health-and-wellness/170/ms-5900

Seriously, these are things??? https://amzn.to/2z5aj14
4.7 out of 5, 1,378 ratings. Are they just guilty for spending $165 on a giant vibrating platform???

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phendrick said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:08pm ET:

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PooltoyWolf said Wed, Apr 15th 2020 at 11:08pm ET:

Love the writeup on this one.

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Vivaspa Whole Body Vibration Machine w/Bluetooth Speaker & Resistance Bands

Specs

What’s in the Box?

Price Comparison

Warranty

Estimated Delivery