unofficial poll question...

carl669 thought this was worth mentioning said

how do you open a pistachio that hasn’t split open?

  1. crush it into fucking submission with my fist
  2. hammer - glass table be damned
  3. I save them in a separate bag and then use a shotgun to open them all at once
  4. why do you think I had kids?
  5. I’m fucking weird and hate pistachios