unofficial poll question...
carl669 thought this was worth mentioning said7
how do you open a pistachio that hasn’t split open?
- crush it into fucking submission with my fist
- hammer - glass table be damned
- I save them in a separate bag and then use a shotgun to open them all at once
- why do you think I had kids?
- I’m fucking weird and hate pistachios
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