Umm... What was I doing?

jst1ofknd thought this was worth mentioning said Fri, Sep 7th 2018 at 9:05pm ET

I looked away from my phone after starting a Google search. Looked back and saw Google eagerly awaiting my input and completely blanked on what I was searching for. Give me your best guess and a link to the results.

I will be awarding meaningless points for answers. These points are not good for anything or else they would not be meaningless.

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narfcake said Fri, Sep 7th 2018 at 9:13pm ET:

/google Concrete tires?
What happens when you FILL TIRES with CONCRETE? - YouTube

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  1,000 meaningless points for this answer because I was driving away from the tire place this morning after replacing two tires and wondering why anyone thought air filled rubber was a good idea.
  
  jst1ofknd said Fri, Sep 7th 2018 at 9:45pm ET
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- @jst1ofknd Solid tires ride really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really poorly.
  
  Garage 54 does some really questionable things.
  /youtube What happens when you fill a car with 5 tons of concrete?
  
  narfcake said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 1:45am ET
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  I like the videos. 500 more points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 10:17am ET
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- @narfcake
  
  100 more points each time I show the video to someone else. Up to 300 more additional points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 1:13pm ET
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therealjrn said Fri, Sep 7th 2018 at 9:26pm ET:

/google fish bath
Fish Bath - YouTube

/youtube fish bath

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  500 points for bathing a fish and turning it around to bathing with fish. Both videos were interesting.
  
  jst1ofknd said Fri, Sep 7th 2018 at 11:57pm ET
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- @jst1ofknd Just 500 points? What a rip. I posted twice the amount of video than that other dude.
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 12:07am ET
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  The post from @narfcake was apropos of something I was thinking of earlier today after spending nearly $300 on two tires and an alignment.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 12:26am ET
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- @jst1ofknd @narfcake I suspect he paid off you in universal currency (cat shirts)
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 12:37am ET
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- @narfcake @therealjrn
  
  Getting payment for the points would give them value and meaning. No payment was transferred for the awarding of points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 1:37am ET
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- @jst1ofknd @narfcake Of course you would say that.
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 1:44am ET
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- @therealjrn
  
  /define preform
  
  VERB
  - 1 form (something) beforehand
  /define perform
  
  VERB
  - 1 carry out, accomplish, or fulfil (an action, task, or function)
    - 1.1 work, function, or do something well or to a specified standard
    - 1.2 have successful or satisfactory sexual intercourse with someone
  - 2 present (a form of entertainment) to an audience
    - 2.1 entertain an audience, typically by acting, singing, or dancing on stage
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 1:46am ET
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- @narfcake @therealjrn
  
  Fine… You got me. I accept bribes for more meaningless points. What would you be willing to bribe me with?
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 10:20am ET
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- @jst1ofknd @narfcake There is no way for a mere mortal to compete with Narfy’s vast warehouses of cat shirts. I heard he was going to buy a defunct Air Force base to store them.
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 11:13am ET
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  /giphy You made that up!
  
  @jst1ofknd
  /giphy Cat bribe.
  
  narfcake said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 11:52am ET
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  You could attempt a bribe. I would give you points for that (maybe).
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 11:55am ET
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  200 more points and only to mess with @therealjrn.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 11:56am ET
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- @jst1ofknd @narfcake My source has to remain anonymous Narfy. But I went ahead and alerted all the papers.
  
  /you’re welcome
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 11:57am ET
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  /giphy all the papers
  
  narfcake said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 1:47pm ET
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RiotDemon said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 12:10am ET:

/google cat whiskers on legs
Why cats have whiskers on their forelegs
https://www.pet-happy.com/why-cats-have-whiskers-on-their-forearms/

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  100 points for posting. TLDR.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 12:28am ET
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  Make a video of this and you can get more points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 10:21am ET
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therealjrn said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 12:38am ET:

Tough judges around here.

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medz said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 1:40am ET:

/google Katy Perry Guitar Chords
Katy Perry Chords & Tabs : 469 Total @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/artist/katy_perry_14584

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- @medz
  
  50 points for posting, but not providing the results.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 1:43am ET
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- @medz
  
  The link didn’t show for me last night. Update to 100 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 9:41am ET
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heartny said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 1:53am ET:

A link to my best guess:
http://bfy.tw/JmpN

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  /giphy what you did there. I see it.
  
  stinks said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 5:57am ET
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  Nicely done. 100 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 9:42am ET
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stinks said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 5:53am ET:

You were googling the 25th Amendment like the rest of us.

Which basically says that if the group of people working with the president think s/he’s crazy, they’re supposed to do something about it [other than write anonymous op-eds. Like there’s really something very specific and legal that they’re supposed to do].

Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

/giphy bad presidents

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- @stinks
  
  Interesting and well done, but off the mark. A this point I’m so indifferent I’m pretty much apolitical.
  
  100 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 9:46am ET
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j2 said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 7:32am ET:

/google symptoms of being roofied
The Mild & Severe Side Effects of Rohypnol | Sunrise House
https://sunrisehouse.com/club-drugs/rohypnol/

Mystery solved!

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  That explains so much! Now I know!
  
  350 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 9:48am ET
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mfladd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 7:40am ET:

porn

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  What!?! No links!
  
  Kidding, don’t post them.
  
  100 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 9:49am ET
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- @jst1ofknd @mfladd Abandoned Porn.
  
  https://reddit.com/r/AbandonedPorn/
  
  narfcake said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 2:09pm ET
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  50 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 1:08am ET
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thejackalope said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 8:14am ET:

/google why does poop stink?
Why Does Poop Stink? | Mental Floss
http://mentalfloss.com/article/49033/why-does-poop-stink

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  The parts I skimmed were interesting.
  
  100 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 9:52am ET
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rockblossom said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 11:20am ET:

/google Google
Google
https://www.google.com/

/google real vampires
What I Learned Studying Real Vampires - The Crux
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/crux/2018/05/17/vampires-exist-study/

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  TLDR. 109 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 11:53am ET
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- @rockblossom http://www.citypages.com/news/vampire-king-jonathon-sharkey-running-for-minnesota-governor-6724528
  
  Targaryen said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 1:18pm ET
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thejackalope said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 4:10pm ET:

/google what does xenon sound like video
Breathing xenon - YouTube

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  /google inhaling the noble gases
  Breathing all the Noble Gases - YouTube
  
  thejackalope said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 4:14pm ET
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  Entertaining. 200 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 1:22am ET
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  This second video is more so. 700 points for it.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 1:23am ET
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aetris said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 6:48pm ET:

Surfin’ the web

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- @aetris ARRRRRGH!!!
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 8:07pm ET
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  Yep. If I’m on my phone it’s probably at meh, though not looking for the toothbrush…
  
  200 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 1:24am ET
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RiotDemon said Sat, Sep 8th 2018 at 10:28pm ET:

/youtube fire poi

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  Was wondering how often this kid gets burned. 500 points.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 1:30am ET
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unmlobo300 said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 8:55am ET:

WebMD-to determine what you can’t remember?

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  Can you provide links to go with specific conditions? Your choice what you think I’ve got.
  
  jst1ofknd said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 10:10am ET
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unmlobo300 said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 10:32am ET:

WebMD https://www.aarp.org/health/dementia/info-2018/difference-between-dementia-alzheimers.html?cmp=EMC-DSO-NLC-HLTH--DMT-MCTRL-090518-F1-3200959&ET_CID=3200959&ET_RID=5360306&mi_u=5360306&mi_ecmp=20180905_HEALTH_member_control_Winner_340700_466907&encparam=aW9BWoGytpAp6IHPE2KStFHUXalREaPeqJldgkI4D9s%3D

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  Which do I have?
  
  jst1ofknd said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 2:17pm ET
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- @jst1ofknd @unmlobo300 We don’t know. We can’t remember.
  
  Kidsandliz said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 9:42pm ET
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unmlobo300 said Sun, Sep 9th 2018 at 3:20pm ET:

A doctor must find that you have two or three cognitive areas in decline.

These areas include disorientation, disorganization, language impairment and memory loss. To make that diagnosis, a doctor or neurologist typically administers several mental-skill challenges.

In the Hopkins verbal learning test, for example, you try to memorize then recall a list of 12 words — and a few similar words may be thrown in to challenge you. Another test — also used to evaluate driving skills — has you draw lines to connect a series of numbers and letters in a complicated sequence.

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unmlobo300 said Mon, Sep 10th 2018 at 6:39am ET:

I forgot what I was doing here…

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  I think we all did…
  
  jst1ofknd said Mon, Sep 10th 2018 at 8:23am ET
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