Umm... What was I doing?
9I looked away from my phone after starting a Google search. Looked back and saw Google eagerly awaiting my input and completely blanked on what I was searching for. Give me your best guess and a link to the results.
I will be awarding meaningless points for answers. These points are not good for anything or else they would not be meaningless.
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Tough judges around here.
/google cat whiskers on legs
Why cats have whiskers on their forelegs
https://www.pet-happy.com/why-cats-have-whiskers-on-their-forearms/
@RiotDemon
100 points for posting. TLDR.
@RiotDemon
Make a video of this and you can get more points.
A link to my best guess:
http://bfy.tw/JmpN
@heartny
/giphy what you did there. I see it.
@heartny
Nicely done. 100 points.
/google Concrete tires?
What happens when you FILL TIRES with CONCRETE? - YouTube
@narfcake
1,000 meaningless points for this answer because I was driving away from the tire place this morning after replacing two tires and wondering why anyone thought air filled rubber was a good idea.
@jst1ofknd Solid tires ride really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really poorly.
Garage 54 does some really questionable things.
/youtube What happens when you fill a car with 5 tons of concrete?
@narfcake
I like the videos. 500 more points.
@narfcake
100 more points each time I show the video to someone else. Up to 300 more additional points.
You were googling the 25th Amendment like the rest of us.
Which basically says that if the group of people working with the president think s/he’s crazy, they’re supposed to do something about it [other than write anonymous op-eds. Like there’s really something very specific and legal that they’re supposed to do].
/giphy bad presidents
@stinks
Interesting and well done, but off the mark. A this point I’m so indifferent I’m pretty much apolitical.
100 points.
/google symptoms of being roofied
The Mild & Severe Side Effects of Rohypnol | Sunrise House
https://sunrisehouse.com/club-drugs/rohypnol/
Mystery solved!
@jksquared
That explains so much! Now I know!
350 points.
/google fish bath
Fish Bath - YouTube
/youtube fish bath
@therealjrn
500 points for bathing a fish and turning it around to bathing with fish. Both videos were interesting.
@jst1ofknd Just 500 points? What a rip. I posted twice the amount of video than that other dude.
@therealjrn
The post from @narfcake was apropos of something I was thinking of earlier today after spending nearly $300 on two tires and an alignment.
@jst1ofknd @narfcake I suspect he paid off you in universal currency (cat shirts)
@narfcake @therealjrn
Getting payment for the points would give them value and meaning. No payment was transferred for the awarding of points.
@jst1ofknd @narfcake Of course you would say that.
@therealjrn
/define preform
VERB
/define perform
VERB
@narfcake @therealjrn
Fine… You got me. I accept bribes for more meaningless points. What would you be willing to bribe me with?
@jst1ofknd @narfcake There is no way for a mere mortal to compete with Narfy’s vast warehouses of cat shirts. I heard he was going to buy a defunct Air Force base to store them.
@therealjrn
/giphy You made that up!
@jst1ofknd
/giphy Cat bribe.
@therealjrn
You could attempt a bribe. I would give you points for that (maybe).
@narfcake
200 more points and only to mess with @therealjrn.
@jst1ofknd @narfcake My source has to remain anonymous Narfy. But I went ahead and alerted all the papers.
/you’re welcome
@jst1ofknd @therealjrn
/giphy all the papers
porn
@mfladd
What!?! No links!
Kidding, don’t post them.
100 points.
@jst1ofknd @mfladd Abandoned Porn.
@mfladd @narfcake
50 points.
/google Katy Perry Guitar Chords
Katy Perry Chords & Tabs : 469 Total @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/artist/katy_perry_14584
@medz
50 points for posting, but not providing the results.
@medz
The link didn’t show for me last night. Update to 100 points.
/google why does poop stink?
Why Does Poop Stink? | Mental Floss
http://mentalfloss.com/article/49033/why-does-poop-stink
@thejackalope
The parts I skimmed were interesting.
100 points.
/google Google
Google
https://www.google.com/
/google real vampires
What I Learned Studying Real Vampires - The Crux
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/crux/2018/05/17/vampires-exist-study/
@rockblossom
TLDR. 109 points.
@rockblossom http://www.citypages.com/news/vampire-king-jonathon-sharkey-running-for-minnesota-governor-6724528
/google what does xenon sound like video
Breathing xenon - YouTube
@thejackalope
/google inhaling the noble gases
Breathing all the Noble Gases - YouTube
@thejackalope
Entertaining. 200 points.
@thejackalope
This second video is more so. 700 points for it.
Surfin’ the web
@aetris ARRRRRGH!!!
@aetris
Yep. If I’m on my phone it’s probably at meh, though not looking for the toothbrush…
200 points.
/youtube fire poi
@RiotDemon
Was wondering how often this kid gets burned. 500 points.
WebMD-to determine what you can’t remember?
@unmlobo300
Can you provide links to go with specific conditions? Your choice what you think I’ve got.
WebMD https://www.aarp.org/health/dementia/info-2018/difference-between-dementia-alzheimers.html?cmp=EMC-DSO-NLC-HLTH--DMT-MCTRL-090518-F1-3200959&ET_CID=3200959&ET_RID=5360306&mi_u=5360306&mi_ecmp=20180905_HEALTH_member_control_Winner_340700_466907&encparam=aW9BWoGytpAp6IHPE2KStFHUXalREaPeqJldgkI4D9s%3D
@unmlobo300
Which do I have?
@jst1ofknd @unmlobo300 We don’t know. We can’t remember.
A doctor must find that you have two or three cognitive areas in decline.
These areas include disorientation, disorganization, language impairment and memory loss. To make that diagnosis, a doctor or neurologist typically administers several mental-skill challenges.
In the Hopkins verbal learning test, for example, you try to memorize then recall a list of 12 words — and a few similar words may be thrown in to challenge you. Another test — also used to evaluate driving skills — has you draw lines to connect a series of numbers and letters in a complicated sequence.
I forgot what I was doing here…
@unmlobo300
I think we all did…