U.S. Patent No. 6,618,419
11Urinal Forehead Support
Will this be a 2-For-Tuesday deal on Meh?
A forehead support apparatus for resting a standing users forehead against a wall above a bathroom commode or urinal or beneath a showerhead. The apparatus includes a mounting member adapted for attachment to an upright bathroom wall either above the commode or urinal or below the showerhead.
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Wishes he had it…
@mfladd Don’t rag on Bob. Bob’s doin’ fine.
@mfladd @squishybrain
HEY, BOB! Hold my beer. — Jeff
@mfladd @squishybrain
Fuck Jeff. Watch this! — Steve
@mfladd @squishybrain @shahnm
Am I doing it right?
@mfladd @shahnm @squishybrain
Bro, I got this. — Gerald
Grrrl Power! — Stacey
Hold my binky.
What in the fuck? …
@narfcake Let me see if I can answer that as concisely as possible…
Nope. I can’t.
Where is the Kickstarter link?
Three words kill it: Prior art. Obviousness.
@mike808 Anything made to rest your head against in a bathroom is JUST FUCKING WRONG.
@mfladd Hold my beer.
@mike808 OMG…Nooooooooooo!
Does it work with troughs?
More prior art.
Stay classy.
Some prior fine art.
How about a 2-For-Tuesday on this life-saving toilet snorkel. So you can save yourself and someone you love!
@mike808
/giphy yuck
@mike808 I see the beginnings of a really killer bundle… Are you paying attention, Meh?
@shahnm, the Toilet Snorkel is patented. U.S. Patent No. 4,320,756.
@mike808 @shahnm What! A toilet snorkel and bidet bundle?
@rtjhnstn @shahnm
@mike808 I don’t know if “Stop, Drop, and Snorkel” will ever catch on.
@mike808 @shahnm What! A positionable mirror on an arm for drugs or a small bag of lump charcoal!
@mike808 @rtjhnstn @shahnm Toilet snorkel, bidet and breath mints bundle?
@mehcuda67 @rtjhnstn @shahnm Add some candy corn fidget spinners and you might have something.
@mike808 @rtjhnstn @shahnm Oh, and safety lights! OTOH, Not sure if it’s safe to give meh any ideas.
I have a shelf mounted to the wall over the toilet that I had thought worked perfectly, but now I realize I need to add strategically placed padding for that true feeling of luxury.
Sometimes you just don’t know what you’re missing until you see the right intellectual property begging to be pirated.
@2many2no Aarrr!
@2many2no @mike808
You have the makings of an aficionado.
Nothing quite like “streaming services”, huh?
@2many2no @f00l
Nothing is too splashy for me!
Well, except for Trump’s pee-pee tape.
@shahnm GO BACK TO BATTERIES!
/image goat
@Kidsandliz Great idea for the bundle! Comes in 16 colors!
@Kidsandliz I would never leave my lovely batteries. I’m just letting them chill in the fridge for a bit…
(See what I did there?)
@shahnm Cool story, bro.
(See what I did there?)
@Kidsandliz I too was expecting a topic about batteries and/or fridges and a related patent.
@Kidsandliz @sligett I will say that this thread is yielding a very viable
victimcandidate, at least. Or is that 808 candidates? I can’t count.They should make one that opens to a tiny refrigerator so my phone battery stays cold while I pee.
@Seeds
/image flomax
I’m just sayin’…
@Seeds @shahnm Welcome to incontinence.
I had to take that when passing a few stones.
The water pills didn’t help.
Sometimes I didn’t make it to the bathroom in time.
Awkward as hell to explain,
@rtjhnstn @Seeds @shahnm
@rtjhnstn @Seeds @shahnm This, too, shall pass.
@mehcuda67 @rtjhnstn @Seeds Tru dat. In the scheme of things, it’s just a wee, wee problem…
@rtjhnstn @Seeds @shahnm Ah, you’re suggesting this as a wee part of the St Paddy’s day bundle?
@rtjhnstn @Seeds @shahnm You might argue that since Meh only ships to the US, all of their products are in-continent.
That patent number is for a laser. You’ve lied to me
@flooners It all makes sense if you put ill-tempered sea bass in the toilet first.