Two truths and a lie (Birthday Staff edition)

1. His most raging addiction is bite-size Butterfingers.

2. Once saw Garth Brooks in a Denny’s parking lot.

3. Found out on his 36th birthday that the company he worked for had been bought by Amazon and he would have to move his family 2,000 miles away.

1. I was born at 1:07 am.

2. I watched The Purge 1 & 2 and can’t wait to see the third one just came out.

3. Someone other than my parents came up with my name.

1. I’ve been in 'Vegas every year for my birthday for about the last 25 years.

2. I once ate a 18.25oz can of Planter’s Deluxe Whole Cashews while watching a hour-long TV show.

3. I once “rat-raced” the cops in my parent’s car at night through my own neighborhood streets and alleys. Don’t know why I took off but I didn’t want to get a f’ing ticket for not completely stopping at a stop sign in front of them. I lost them by shooting into an alley, dousing the lights, and stopping using the emergency brake (no brake lights).

1. I got a Lego Set for my 31st birthday.

2. I got a Lego Set for my 32nd birthday.

3. Cake is my favorite part of my birthday.

1. For my 7th birthday my great-grandmother crocheted a child-size afghan for me using her leftover yarn. I named it Affie and it’s still by my bed.

2. My 15th high school reunion is this year.

3. In high school I changed my name to Elly.

@katylava what was the afghan’s name?

@Yoda_Daenerys @Katylava. I am really hoping the first one is true!

1. I eat entirely too much mayonnaise and I love it.

2. I have a fear of bees because I was once stung by 10 at once because I rattled a nest under some stairs.

3. My birthday falls on the same day as an assassinated president that we celebrate.

1. I was born on Memorial Day (May 30th 1965)

2. A girlfriend bought me a sports car for my birthday. (Chrysler Conquest TSI)

3. I got shot on my birthday while serving a tour in Fallujah, Iraq

@hollboll wait we have a staffer named purplecave? Did barney get hiring power

@CaptAmehrican we sure do have a staffer named purplecave.

@CaptAmehrican Air Force Vet: Mission Name: PurpleCave

@PurpleCave thank you for your service.

@PurpleCave thank you for the hint

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@PurpleCave Sorry. I now feel like a bit of a heel. I was trying to make a joke about the forums and in particular Barny having a love of the color purple. No disrespect meant.
Thank you for your service
P.s. You look quite good looking in the meh screaming goat piñata video

1. I have owned every Pokemon game that has ever been released in American markets but have only actually beaten two.

2. 2pac got shot on my 8th birthday and died on my mother’s birthday six days later.

3. I once ate two chipotle burritos in one sitting

1. My extended family contains 5 sets of twins.

2. Because I was absent for my 23 birthday, my friends made a cardboard cutout of me and took it out to the bars in hopes of getting free drinks. I woke up and was tagged in 100 pictures.

3. One of my best friends party tricks is a rainman like ability to tell you both the year an actor was born and the year a movie was made.

1. One birthday, I had a party at a local gymnasium and invited my homeroom class. We played a game where you had to jump across a “bridge” (a trampoline) and avoid the “troll” (the guy running the thing). He jumped out at one of the invitees, making silly noises, and the kid ran away crying.

2. One birthday, I fell in a pile of fire ants and didn’t move until my dad yelled at me to get up. My arm was covered in extremely painful bites.

3. I share a birthday with my mother.

1. 11 y.o. old me ate 12-piece bucket of fried chicken 4 times

2. Have travelled to every continent

3. Slept for 48 hours straight, right through my Christmas Eve, and my Birthday/Christmas Day

1. I have grown only 2 inches since I was 13.

2. I watched the Star Wars movies for the first time last year.

3. I have been to a place where they filmed a scene in Lord of the Rings.

1. Was totally surprised at Benihana’s Restaurant with other family members.

2. Got stock in Dutch Ovens.

3. Received a children’s joke book as a present.

1. I was born more than 4 weeks late.

2. My wife and I share the same birthday.

3. My birthday’s the day after Halloween, so every year I got sick on candy and couldn’t eat any cake.

1. Had a birthday party canceled because of a bad double ear infection. I cried and protested like crazy and didn’t forgive my mom for years. I still bother her about it in my 40’s, although not with any seriousness.

2. One year the birthday cake came and my name was misspelled (not uncommon for my name). I refused to eat the cake until it was fixed. My mom wiped the extra letter off with her finger which was unacceptable. I threw a tantrum and knocked my little table over and the cake hit the floor.

3. My favorite birthday gift ever was my lavender Mongoose FS1

1. I believe that Rocket League is the best game of all time

2. At my birthday party 3 years ago, I met Steve Buscemi at a bowling alley in Louisiana

3. I ended my bachelor party in the most fantastic way possible, by barfing over the 2nd-floor indoor balcony of Night Trips

@jbartus It’s Leapin’Lizards or something like that.

@jbartus @Barney It’s @TickledLizard … who’s been quiet recently. Everything alright with ya?

@hollboll

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