@narfcake - Right! @carl669: Scapegoat for life, or until all the speaker docks are gone. (No fruition is like 'Yes, we have no bananas', but they keep selling bananas!)
@dashcloud umm well yes that is my fault but there are days I don't have time (for example, had a paper deadline today, another one Dec 2, another Dec 20 - trying to be employable again as an academic since I can't really tell them umm well that major gap in publishing was due to having two cancers in quick succession, also the household I just moved into their basement has 7 kids, the husband 2000 miles away with a job transfer, working wife, 3 troubled kids from their time prior to be adopted so sometimes busy keeping tabs on suspended kids, keeping bickering from escalating into actual fights due to their mental health issues)… a goat needs to have time. I have no smartphone to flag me when someone @'s me and have to log in to the computer to do so… Some day's I'd be a MIA goat… less fun for all…. besides I have done nothing to earn that status unlike he who shall not be tagged fingering the dog…LOL
@Kidsandliz Fair enough of an explanation. That said, one doesn't have to do misdeeds to be scapegoat; @thumperchick didn't do anything of that sort and she's super helpful, but goat-dom was still placed upon her.
@dashcloud no I didn't take it that way at all. I was noticing a trend that people who are goats do things that stand out - as you mentioned being especially helpful, fingering the dog, organizing a non-meh mehrican exchange… seems to me you have earn it and I have done nothing to earn the status to speak of - all I do is post a bunch some days LOL
@Collin1000 I thought about that, and other people have suggested folks who weren't especially pleasant or did mean things, and the consensus is the goat is reserved for people who will actually carry the honor, and not for people who deserve it because of their bad behavior here.
@dashcloud@Collin1000 As much as I would love to bestow that dubious honor on one of the people who have riled up the whole forum; I think that goating them would just royally piss them off and that's no fun for anyone. Let's stick to pissing off people with a decent sense of humor!
@SSteve Well, I do kinda think the Twisted sister got banned after her marycat sock puppet called me the c word that rhymes with runt, so there's that (that post was removed in a blink!). That's a good thing, right? So, I think just because of that I should be immune from goathood.
I support @lisaviolet for goat for having the courage to stand up to a particularly noxious troll and, uh, related accounts. In this case, the goat is a badge of honour, sort of a Meh purple heart for community courage and valour.
@unixrab Well, that was the last post made by any of the sock puppets and I really don't believe they were finished. And that post was gone in under two minutes. I was off looking for a smartass gif and came back to share my humorous response and I was talking to myself.
@unixrab Not NO rules. NO BULLSHIT is the rule. It breaks down to... don't be a dick. We get some leeway on this rule if we're funny, or useful, or at least interesting.
@SIMBM Barney may have a limited vocabulary, but he has more words than Groot, and Groot was able to do quite well in the communication department with three (actually five) words.
How about poor @mehcus, who had to deal with the customer service issue in question, and others during this rather busy season? I'd like to nominate him as Scapegoat!
I will bear NO responsibility for the crap line of products that have heretofore been offered and nominate @cengland0 for a 2nd term because clearly the amount of suckage here proves his blameworthiness
@lisaviolet It's uncanny actually.. he (@cengland0) insisted on 5 glowing stars.... AND I had to photoshop the teeth ("dingy yellow" he said....whatevs GOAT!) (the tear was my idea.... ...a glistening tear blinking for each of his wasted VMP dollars. )
@lisaviolet@snapster@jonT@dave it's clear.... neither @lisaviolet nor myself wish to be cursed with this particular stupidity... so PLZ pick someone who wants it... like @thumperchick or (hope hope) @Cengland0 ...cuz really... woot.com has MUCH better offerings... and I will only point to that (hint hint paypal.com) deal sealed. BOOYAH!
@jsh139 They broke my heart. I laid it all out there, didn't fuck anything I wasn't supposed, campaigned because I thought it was desired, got confused as motherfuck and felt guilty about being honored to be dishonored. And, as for lately, yeah, Thanksgiving is the big holiday for the family over which I am patriarch, so fuck you guys until I'm trying to avoid work again. I'd do it. You have to decide whether I'm horrible enough to absorb your iniquity. Ain't nobody got time to lobby for that shit (at the moment at least).
@joelmw - I'm voting for you, but if you become the goat, I would like to request judicious use of TL;DR summaries at the end of your narratives. Or, perhaps just video reenactments. ;-)
@KDemo I agree. And, realize, a "TL;DR" requires a preceding post or comment that is in fact too long for you to read. Goat or not, this is how I roll. And I even like doing my own TL;DR summaries.
What about @Dave? He's not an employee, is he? He's sort of like the poor relation that came to visit and never went away. I wonder what @snapster would think about it?
@Ignorant I know. Not being primary founder makes him perfect for our scapegoat. When shit hits the fan are you gonna @snapster? Noooooo, the co-founder, that's what he's here for. I also thought you'd fit the bill nicely. Or @capguncowboy, or @bingo.
@Teripie That's a terrible idea. I'm way too self-absorbed to notice what's going on around me :) I'm impressed that @bingo and myself were put into the same category as @Dave. Very impressed.
@capguncowboy Then I won't tell you I just threw out some names that were easy to spell. Though I did toss @bingo out there because I see he's initiated a lot of threads.
So if @lisaviolet isn't goat material, I definitely think @jasontoon should be- the quality of his descriptions impacts how much we buy and our overall enjoyment. Since all of the people who set the prices are employees (who don't seem to be goat-eligible), and that's the other half of the day's item, @jasontoon is the only person left to blame.
.... and you know what! ("what?") I'm pissed that I wanted to like this site and it's let me down... ... sure it's "irreverent and edgy" ... but it's the substance.
The 2005-6 woot.com was irreverent and edgy... ("bags of crap?" who would buy such a thing?") but it had the shitz ... the real deal. Good stuff to sell off a truck in a Texas flea market. The offerings here (not to mention the lack of payment options) have been lackluster to SAY THE MOST. Look. you can be a gazillionaire but content must match (or exceed) attitude. Let's step it up "meh" /smh
@Ignorant I dunno. @unixrab is too bitchy, which is surely blameworthy, but I think the point of the goat is that they're an essential part of the community, not just a naysayer taking potshots from the sidelines. But that's just me. I do like that you were the one to move in favor, @Ignorant. Damn near poetic. ;-)
I am a member of BFF (Barney's Friends Forever) and I have a message from Barney. Maybe you have noticed that Barney has not posted anything the last couple of days or so. This is because a close friend and mentor of Barney's has passed away. And for the next week or longer Barney will be traveling and helping out her family with funeral plans.
Because of this Barney will not be available to become the esteemed Meh goat. Barney was very happy and honored to be nominated, and wishes for all Barney votes to go to whomever you think has been the most helpful on this site.
Thank you.
Oh, yes. Barney also wanted me to say, "I love purple."
@katblue I'm sorry to hear of Barney's loss. I lost a close friend a couple months ago and am still trying to cope with it. All my love, Barney. And, honestly, my favorite color is purple.
@katblue Thanks for posting this. We love our community here and what it represents. Seeing someone in pain that has put forth the effort to be here everyday is truly saddening. We send @Barney and all those affected our deepest condolences and well wishes. We will be here with purple arms wide open for you whenever you should chose to return.
Couldn't December be a "goat"less month?? A month of no blame? Happiness and Joy for the beautiful holidays approaching -- whichever you observe. (Wouldn't fly with my inlaws; someone is always to blame! Wouldn't it be nice not to hear any blame somewhere???)
@Mavyn I am trying to follow His wisdom of turn the other cheek, i.e. "goat"less month, and not forget He is the reason for Christmas. My kids think I am a horrible stickler because I believe for no reason Christmas should EVER be abbreviated Xmas...:)
@mikibell My apologies. I'm non-denominational, so was jesting. But for what it's worth, 'X-Mas' dates back to the 16th century, as the 'X' is from Χριστός, Greek for Christ.
Sorry y'all, it's been a little wild around here but a new goat will be crowned today!
Since the nominations were already talked out a bit in this thread it should be a pretty quick vote.
Side note: I agreed with the feedback about not being able to nominate yourself. I think the goat should, ideally, begrudgingly accept the badge but not be entirely eager or horrified to have it bestowed upon them.
@cengland0@ignorant I don't "hate" meh.com ! Disappointment != hate! I'm hanging around waiting for it to become great... ... it's a faith thing. I know it's capable of so much more - all the groundwork is laid, now they just need to grow it up with more payment options and better products! It'll happen ........ I hope.
What's the rush? It's a holiday!
I thought it was already decided: @carl669 for mentioning speaker docks.
@narfcake but the speaker docks never came to fruition! no fruition!!!
@carl669 It's the thought that counts. :p
@narfcake - Right! @carl669: Scapegoat for life, or until all the speaker docks are gone. (No fruition is like 'Yes, we have no bananas', but they keep selling bananas!)
@carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl can't be a goat, he's already a llama.... in a hat.... that eats people's hands.
@lichme what can i say? my tummy had the rumbles.
Then there's @Ignorant, who was innocently the first in forum to try to be helpful to TwistedLisa with her order problem...
@mehjohnson
@Ignorant Lol, just sayin... Damn, the good doctor disapproves!
@Ignorant BARROWMAN!!!!
@mehjohnson Forget goat, give @Ignorant their own Diplomat icon.
@mikey Hehheh IgnorantDiplomat. Perfect.
And then there's @Kidsandliz, who brought this topic to our attention...
@parodymandotcom yes now we're talking.
@parodymandotcom @ignorant Yeah but I am not on here all the time… a problem for a goat.
@Kidsandliz So we blame you for NOT being on here more often.
@dashcloud umm well yes that is my fault but there are days I don't have time (for example, had a paper deadline today, another one Dec 2, another Dec 20 - trying to be employable again as an academic since I can't really tell them umm well that major gap in publishing was due to having two cancers in quick succession, also the household I just moved into their basement has 7 kids, the husband 2000 miles away with a job transfer, working wife, 3 troubled kids from their time prior to be adopted so sometimes busy keeping tabs on suspended kids, keeping bickering from escalating into actual fights due to their mental health issues)… a goat needs to have time. I have no smartphone to flag me when someone @'s me and have to log in to the computer to do so… Some day's I'd be a MIA goat… less fun for all…. besides I have done nothing to earn that status unlike he who shall not be tagged fingering the dog…LOL
@Kidsandliz I wasn't trying to be mean-spirited about it, and my apologies if you took it that way.
@Kidsandliz Fair enough of an explanation. That said, one doesn't have to do misdeeds to be scapegoat; @thumperchick didn't do anything of that sort and she's super helpful, but goat-dom was still placed upon her.
@dashcloud no I didn't take it that way at all. I was noticing a trend that people who are goats do things that stand out - as you mentioned being especially helpful, fingering the dog, organizing a non-meh mehrican exchange… seems to me you have earn it and I have done nothing to earn the status to speak of - all I do is post a bunch some days LOL
@Kidsandliz voldemort fingered his dog.
@marklog opps sorry - that slip is the fault of the goat who has yet to be crowned.
What about Lisa? Anytime something goes wrong for the next month, we can just blame her.
@Collin1000 I thought about that, and other people have suggested folks who weren't especially pleasant or did mean things, and the consensus is the goat is reserved for people who will actually carry the honor, and not for people who deserve it because of their bad behavior here.
@dashcloud @Collin1000 As much as I would love to bestow that dubious honor on one of the people who have riled up the whole forum; I think that goating them would just royally piss them off and that's no fun for anyone. Let's stick to pissing off people with a decent sense of humor!
@Thumperchick How about @lisaviolet because of the Lisa part?
@SSteve - Guilt by association?
@SSteve Well, I do kinda think the Twisted sister got banned after her marycat sock puppet called me the c word that rhymes with runt, so there's that (that post was removed in a blink!). That's a good thing, right? So, I think just because of that I should be immune from goathood.
@lisaviolet Wow! I didn't see that post. But I not sure that grants you immunity.
@lisaviolet how did I miss that?
@capguncowboy It was removed before I had a chance to respond. Meh was quick.
I support @lisaviolet for goat for having the courage to stand up to a particularly noxious troll and, uh, related accounts. In this case, the goat is a badge of honour, sort of a Meh purple heart for community courage and valour.
@Starblind Advice I never would take:
@lisaviolet wait... SEE to the Unt gets banned/removed by the powers-that-are? I thought meh.com was no rules just right
@Starblind why.... why....... why did you say "purple"
@unixrab Well, that was the last post made by any of the sock puppets and I really don't believe they were finished. And that post was gone in under two minutes. I was off looking for a smartass gif and came back to share my humorous response and I was talking to myself.
@unixrab Not NO rules. NO BULLSHIT is the rule. It breaks down to... don't be a dick. We get some leeway on this rule if we're funny, or useful, or at least interesting.
@unixrab The FAQ implies that personal attacks aren't tolerated under Q: What can’t I say in the community?
@SSteve you got "aren't tolerated" from "lame" ?
@lisaviolet I caught that post too, and was flaming up a response when it disappeared. I sent a kudos to whoever at halp.meh for blanking it.
@unixrab Sure, when it's in the answer to that question.
@ssteve I think we're going to need an official ruling on that syntactic ambiguity
@unixrab I think we got a de facto ruling: that post got deleted.
@SSteve there is that. OK
Barney seems to have the time, and boy is he/she prolific in posting. And you could say that they are offering a service here, and they do stand out.
@SIMBM I think it would give Barney a nervous breakdown. Do you know how many times (s)he would be typing that magic phrase?
@SIMBM my vote is for Barney. I laugh and get irritated every time i see an "i love purple" post, and the goat should be funny and irritating.
@SIMBM Barney, Barney! (That's me chanting.)
@SIMBM Can a dinosaur be a goat?
@SIMBM - I don't think Barney has the vocabulary to regretfully acknowledge or excuse an offense or failure (apologize).
@KDemo Scapegoats have to apologize? Really? Well, then hell to the no. Unless they don't have to be sincere......
@lisaviolet - Well, that has been the model so far, but I suppose each goat could put a personal spin on it. Sincerity optional.
@KDemo Yeah, my idea of apologizing is along the lines of "gee, I'm really sorry you're such a big whiny baby".
@lisaviolet I see you're practicing for goat-dom already ...
@narfcake
@lisaviolet - Works for me.
@KDemo
@lisaviolet - The GIF is not clear, what are you trying to say? ;-)
@KDemo
@lisaviolet You really want to be goat, don't you?
@SIMBM Barney may have a limited vocabulary, but he has more words than Groot, and Groot was able to do quite well in the communication department with three (actually five) words.
@lisaviolet you could go on walkabout. Leviticus 16:10
I was thinking about starting this thread, but I kept having other stuff to do, or rude gifs to post. Blame @Cengland0 for our collective tardiness.
@Thumperchick I love being late.
How about poor @mehcus, who had to deal with the customer service issue in question, and others during this rather busy season?
I'd like to nominate him as Scapegoat!
@dashcloud I think that Scapegoat is in his job title, already.
@Thumperchick Have we come to a decision on whether or not staff members can be goats as well?
@dashcloud I don't think it would work out well. I could be wrong, though.
I want to nominate @hollboll because @hollboll
@patti can the goat work for meh?
@Kidsandliz No. If an employee gets appointed goat they have to give up their job for the month.
I'm still nominating @TaRDy for the browser extension he created to automatically star his own posts. He must pay for his crime.
Wasn't it @jsh139 who created the other extension? I think he deserves a nomination for helping me keep up with all the arguing the past two days
How about @unixrab just because he doesn't like VMP and the only thing he bought was FUKU.
I will bear NO responsibility for the crap line of products that have heretofore been offered and nominate @cengland0 for a 2nd term because clearly the amount of suckage here proves his blameworthiness
@unixrab A classic example of protesting too much. I think you have my vote.
@editorkid meh
@cengland0 I'll throw a vote @unixrab's way.
@DaveInSoCal
@unixrab
@lisaviolet I had @cengland0 pose for his lame-goat session
@unixrab It's nice to put a face to the name. Thank you.
@lisaviolet It's uncanny actually.. he (@cengland0) insisted on 5 glowing stars.... AND I had to photoshop the teeth ("dingy yellow" he said....whatevs GOAT!) (the tear was my idea.... ...a glistening tear blinking for each of his wasted VMP dollars. )
@unixrab You did a very nice job.
I TOTES vote for @lisaviolet for next goat... (*sorry @lisaviolet)
@unixrab
@lisaviolet @snapster @jonT @dave it's clear.... neither @lisaviolet nor myself wish to be cursed with this particular stupidity... so PLZ pick someone who wants it... like @thumperchick or (hope hope) @Cengland0 ...cuz really... woot.com has MUCH better offerings... and I will only point to that (hint hint paypal.com) deal sealed. BOOYAH!
@unixrab I'm pretty sure you want this honor and are just being modest.
@Thumperchick Yeah, what you said.
@Thumperchick @lisaviolet
Where has @joelmw been? He put up a good campaign for it last month.
@jsh139 They broke my heart. I laid it all out there, didn't fuck anything I wasn't supposed, campaigned because I thought it was desired, got confused as motherfuck and felt guilty about being honored to be dishonored. And, as for lately, yeah, Thanksgiving is the big holiday for the family over which I am patriarch, so fuck you guys until I'm trying to avoid work again. I'd do it. You have to decide whether I'm horrible enough to absorb your iniquity. Ain't nobody got time to lobby for that shit (at the moment at least).
@joelmw really wants it. I think he should have it. It looks like he'd wear the goat head with pride.
@joelmw - I'm voting for you, but if you become the goat, I would like to request judicious use of TL;DR summaries at the end of your narratives. Or, perhaps just video reenactments. ;-)
@KDemo +1
@KDemo I agree. And, realize, a "TL;DR" requires a preceding post or comment that is in fact too long for you to read. Goat or not, this is how I roll. And I even like doing my own TL;DR summaries.
What about @Dave? He's not an employee, is he? He's sort of like the poor relation that came to visit and never went away. I wonder what @snapster would think about it?
@Teripie he is co founder and CCO.
@Ignorant I know. Not being primary founder makes him perfect for our scapegoat. When shit hits the fan are you gonna @snapster? Noooooo, the co-founder, that's what he's here for. I also thought you'd fit the bill nicely. Or @capguncowboy, or @bingo.
@Teripie @dave has a flask, so yes, he's a mehployee.
@Teripie That's a terrible idea. I'm way too self-absorbed to notice what's going on around me :) I'm impressed that @bingo and myself were put into the same category as @Dave. Very impressed.
@capguncowboy Then I won't tell you I just threw out some names that were easy to spell. Though I did toss @bingo out there because I see he's initiated a lot of threads.
@Teripie @Bingo has a dog named Farmer. He told me he does.
@Teripie Yeah I have to say, being mentioned in the same sentence at @capguncowboy is honor enough.
@lisaviolet Technically, you have to say "Name-o"
@Bingo Farmer is is name-o? Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
So if @lisaviolet isn't goat material, I definitely think @jasontoon should be- the quality of his descriptions impacts how much we buy and our overall enjoyment. Since all of the people who set the prices are employees (who don't seem to be goat-eligible), and that's the other half of the day's item, @jasontoon is the only person left to blame.
.... and you know what! ("what?") I'm pissed that I wanted to like this site and it's let me down... ... sure it's "irreverent and edgy" ... but it's the substance.
The 2005-6 woot.com was irreverent and edgy... ("bags of crap?" who would buy such a thing?") but it had the shitz ... the real deal. Good stuff to sell off a truck in a Texas flea market. The offerings here (not to mention the lack of payment options) have been lackluster to SAY THE MOST. Look. you can be a gazillionaire but content must match (or exceed) attitude. Let's step it up "meh" /smh
@unixrab you do make a good case, you've got my vote for goat.
@unixrab Since when have you ever not mentioned the lack of payment options?
@Ignorant I dunno. @unixrab is too bitchy, which is surely blameworthy, but I think the point of the goat is that they're an essential part of the community, not just a naysayer taking potshots from the sidelines. But that's just me. I do like that you were the one to move in favor, @Ignorant. Damn near poetic. ;-)
@unixrab No offense--at least not too much. Your perspective is valued, even if I think it's mostly wrong.
@unixrab It's too early to compare this to 2005-2006-era Woot. This place is only a couple months old, so we should compare it to 2004-era Woot.
@jqubed @joelmw @ignorant @halmike don't think I don't not love you.... but meh.com is (as yet) no woot.com perhaps bezos is (again) right ...... .. .. ....
May I have your ATTENTION, please?
I am a member of BFF (Barney's Friends Forever) and I have a message from Barney. Maybe you have noticed that Barney has not posted anything the last couple of days or so. This is because a close friend and mentor of Barney's has passed away. And for the next week or longer Barney will be traveling and helping out her family with funeral plans.
Because of this Barney will not be available to become the esteemed Meh goat. Barney was very happy and honored to be nominated, and wishes for all Barney votes to go to whomever you think has been the most helpful on this site.
Thank you.
Oh, yes. Barney also wanted me to say, "I love purple."
@katblue Please send Barney my best. I love purple too.
@katblue Please send Barney my condolences. I think most everyone knows that I love purple, also.
@katblue Deepest sympathies for Barney, friends, and family.
@katblue I'm sorry for the family's loss. We'll be waiting for Barney's return from this very sad time.
@katblue - Sorry that Barney is feeling blue.
@katblue So sorry @Barney is going through this.
@katblue Please pass along my condolences.
@katblue That is sad...
@Barney @katblue Death sucks. Sorry for your loss, purple friend. And much purple to you.
@katblue @Barney My condolences, and I hope everything gets taken care of OK. As the nominee of @Barney, I may throw her hat into the ring next time.
@katblue I'm sorry to hear of Barney's loss. I lost a close friend a couple months ago and am still trying to cope with it. All my love, Barney. And, honestly, my favorite color is purple.
@katblue I'm so sorry. Please pass along my condolences.
@katblue Damn. Yeah that sucks, especially this time of year. Sending my purplest of thoughts.
@katblue My prayers and condolences for @Barney and his loved ones.
@katblue Thanks for posting this. We love our community here and what it represents. Seeing someone in pain that has put forth the effort to be here everyday is truly saddening. We send @Barney and all those affected our deepest condolences and well wishes. We will be here with purple arms wide open for you whenever you should chose to return.
@katblue My condolences, @barney.
@katblue Please send @barney all our best and let them know they're in our thoughts. We love @barney and we love purple.
@katblue sad news. my condolences to @barney and fam
@katblue Condolences to @barney. I'll leave a light on for him.
@katblue Sending my condolences, @Barney. I've got a purple shirt on for ya.
Couldn't December be a "goat"less month?? A month of no blame? Happiness and Joy for the beautiful holidays approaching -- whichever you observe. (Wouldn't fly with my inlaws; someone is always to blame! Wouldn't it be nice not to hear any blame somewhere???)
@mikibell Clearly you're not up with what Christianity is all about. Isn't this when the ultimate scapegoat was born?
@Mavyn I am trying to follow His wisdom of turn the other cheek, i.e. "goat"less month, and not forget He is the reason for Christmas. My kids think I am a horrible stickler because I believe for no reason Christmas should EVER be abbreviated Xmas...:)
@mikibell My apologies. I'm non-denominational, so was jesting. But for what it's worth, 'X-Mas' dates back to the 16th century, as the 'X' is from Χριστός, Greek for Christ.
@Mavyn No insult taken.. Didn't know about the X -- think it is too late to recant my rule?? :)
@mikibell It's never too late. ;)
So what was the final verdict? Who's the goat???
Sorry y'all, it's been a little wild around here but a new goat will be crowned today!
Since the nominations were already talked out a bit in this thread it should be a pretty quick vote.
Side note: I agreed with the feedback about not being able to nominate yourself. I think the goat should, ideally, begrudgingly accept the badge but not be entirely eager or horrified to have it bestowed upon them.
@JonT Kind of like getting an attendance award?
@JonT it'll be nice to finally see a badge next to @unixrab
@Ignorant
@Ignorant I would love to see @unixrab get it just because he hates this site so much bur, for some unknown reason, still hangs around here.
@cengland0 @ignorant I don't "hate" meh.com ! Disappointment != hate! I'm hanging around waiting for it to become great... ... it's a faith thing. I know it's capable of so much more - all the groundwork is laid, now they just need to grow it up with more payment options and better products! It'll happen ........ I hope.
Somehow I think if @unixrab was given the goat tag, he would think it is a sheep instead.
@cengland0 I can see how your "proclivities" would muddle such a matter...but nonetheless
Last chance to blame @cengland0 for the delay in annointing the new goat.
@lisaviolet @SIMBM @Cinoclav @Teripie @PurplePawprints @KDemo @Thumperchick @dashcloud @joelmw @SSteve @bluedog @Bingo @Kleineleh @MEHcus @mehjohnson @JonT @unixrab @editorkid @narfcake @Kidsandliz Thank you. ♥
@Barney welcome back O Purple One.
@Barney You're welcome. Welcome back!
@Barney You're welcome. HUGS. Also, is this your first post that isn't a variant of "I like purple." or "I love purple."?
@Barney You are welcome, and welcome back! I missed you. Probably so did many others.
@Barney Welcome back. <3
@Barney Welcome back!
@narfcake I love purple...
@Barney I'll take that as a "yes". :)
I love purple.
@Barney So glad you're back, oh Purple One.
@Barney Welcome back!!! I missed you.
@Barney And purple (along with all of us) loves you too! Welcome back!! You've been missed.
@Barney 💜 <-This is a purple heart on my system. Hopefully on yours too.
@Barney Yay for purple back in the house!
@SSteve Awwww .... you've got a purple heart on. You might want to loosen up your grip a little. Just sayin'.....
@Barney Yay! We missed you, Sweetie! Welcome back and hope your sadness is getting a little less each day.
@Barney
@Barney welcome back!
@Barney It's good to see you again.