It’s shit, like every other day of the month. And the website doesn’t load for shit for minutes after the clock strikes the hour.
At least it’s only $5 a month for this kind of disappointment.
There’s a meh.com user named @thechinglish, a curious sight
For he never finds delight in any of the daily deals in sight
No matter how good the deal may seem
His disinterest, it would always gleam
Peanut butter cups, gadgets, and clothes,
None of these can tempt his nose
But still, he pays the monthly fee
$5, every time, without fail, you see
Though he’s not a fan of what meh has to sell
His loyalty to the site, he won’t dispel
For reasons known only to him alone
He sticks with meh, even though he’s not shown
So here’s to @thechinglish, with his unique taste
Who pays for meh, though it’s a waste
A mystery, wrapped in enigma, truly one of a kind
A member for life, and always on our mind.
@yakkoTDI@werehatrack It took a little practice and discipline, but I’ve managed to be sufficiently disappointed in the offerings without the full experience of buying the merch.
I’m still paying my member dues every month and I can’t remember the last time I bought something besides an irk. ever since last lent when I gave up buying stuff I didn’t need, it kinda stuck with me. But I do go through periods where I buy dumb shit.
@Star2236 I like that lent idea. I might try it, or some variation on it. Hmm. (or is that cultural appropriation if lent isn’t officially observed at my church?)
@xobzoo
Do it anyway. Who says you have to do everything your church does or the way they do it? Isn’t the important thing you believe, go and hopefully are a better person bc of some aspect of it?
There’s a meh.com user named @thechinglish, a curious sight
For he never finds delight in any of the daily deals in sight
No matter how good the deal may seem
His disinterest, it would always gleam
Peanut butter cups, gadgets, and clothes,
None of these can tempt his nose
But still, he pays the monthly fee
$5, every time, without fail, you see
Though he’s not a fan of what meh has to sell
His loyalty to the site, he won’t dispel
For reasons known only to him alone
He sticks with meh, even though he’s not shown
So here’s to @thechinglish, with his unique taste
Who pays for meh, though it’s a waste
A mystery, wrapped in enigma, truly one of a kind
A member for life, and always on our mind.
@shawn That sounds just like something ChatGpt would come up with.
@shawn $5 a month for a place to bitch and moan - cheaper than a shrink!
@Kyeh @shawn You know I’m all about the free therapy
@capnjb @Kyeh @shawn Even if it costs $5.
@capnjb @Kyeh @shawn @xobzoo Jeez, Lucy only charged a nickel.
The disappointment is free. It is the shipping that costs.
@yakkoTDI The disappointment is a Feature!
@yakkoTDI @werehatrack It took a little practice and discipline, but I’ve managed to be sufficiently disappointed in the offerings without the full experience of buying the merch.
@yakkoTDI It’s the REGRET that costs.
/showme Five dollar disappointment in the style of myspace
@mediocrebot Fiivilacl Doperoint was my nickname in high school.
I’m still paying my member dues every month and I can’t remember the last time I bought something besides an irk. ever since last lent when I gave up buying stuff I didn’t need, it kinda stuck with me. But I do go through periods where I buy dumb shit.
@Star2236 I like that lent idea. I might try it, or some variation on it. Hmm. (or is that cultural appropriation if lent isn’t officially observed at my church?)
@xobzoo
Do it anyway. Who says you have to do everything your church does or the way they do it? Isn’t the important thing you believe, go and hopefully are a better person bc of some aspect of it?
please god don’t buy your partner heart jewelry for valentines day
The monthly disappointment here is $4.99 or $5.00 or something, depending on what form of disappointment was on offer at the time you signed up.
Whereas, if you buy “monthly pay disappointment” at Amazon (aka Prime), Amazon charges $14.99 a month.
Meh is clearly a bargain.
/giphy “so meh”
Please don’t speak aloud the fee that shall not be named.