Today's Bitch

f00l went on a bit of a rant said
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Ok. I stopped my car to wait for someone to “be ready” already.

(How that person tolerates interacting with me is another tropic, ok?)

So since I’m just parked here waiting, I take off my fabulous expensive glasses so I can see to use the phone cause I see better without the glasses.
(Yes, they are progressive lenses. Yes, I have excellent, practically indistinguishable-from-perfect distance vision except for perhaps a very slight astigmatism. Yes, the States of Texas fucks with me by making me wear them.)

I set down the glasses on the seat. Pick up phone and leave some inexplicable drivel somewhere.

Ok person I was waiting on shows up, finally ready. We’re Good To Go.

Now where the fuck are my fabulous glasses that I resent having to purchase and wear? Where, where, where did they go, the fuckers?

Should I put a Bluetooth tag on them?

Ok the fuckers fucked me by hiding under the seat. Which they could not possibly have gotten to. Assholes. Pretty, expensive, manipulative, high maintenance assholes.

@f00l takes the blame for
The hostile missing glasses
That fuck with poor @f00l.

@f00l is December
Goat. Yada yada yada
Crap yada yada.