The Things I Learn from E-Mail and the 'Net

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I got an interesting, not to say urgent, e-mail today. It ended up in my Spam folder (no doubt by mistake) so it was a good thing I rescued it.


SUB: Mrs.Kathryn G. Walker Said You Are Dead.
FM: Brian Moynihan Japanjbkoy@themis.ocn.ne.jp
TO: (me)
Bank of America
150 Broadway Ave
New York, NY 10038 Usa.
Telegraphic Wire Transfer Payment from Bank of America United States.

This is an official notice from the Bank of America in regards to the transfer of your inheritance/ lottery funds worth $6.5 million united states dollars. Meanwhile we are very sorry for the delay in this transaction which was as a result of the letter we received from one Mrs.Kathryn G.Walker We wish to notify you that a Woman named Mrs.Kathryn G. Walker sent a letter to our Bank here in the united states claiming that you are dead and he stated that before you died, you informed her about your funds worth $6.5 million which is in our bank here in the United States.

Note that Mrs.Kathryn G. Walker also sent a copy of your death certificate to us, to prove to us that you are dead as She claimed, but we did not believe her because we know that there are so many scam activities going on here in the united states.

As a matter of fact, She also gave us every reason to believe that you are dead, and She is ready to take care of what ever it will cost to get your funds transferred into his own account,we decided to contact you first to be sure that you are dead as he claimed before releasing your funds worth $6.5 million to her.

So are you dead or are you still alive? Be informed that we are going to release the funds to Mrs.Kathryn G. Walker if you do not respond back to us within the next 2 working days.

Please , kindly fill all the information below to enable us transfer your funds to your account before Mrs.Kathryn G. Walker will claim your funds.

Full Name:
Address:
Telephone:
Mobile:
Fax:
Email:

Bank Name:
Address:
Account No.:
Routing No.:
Swift Code:
Account Name:

However, we shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mrs.Kathryn G.Walker if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.

I will be waiting for your urgent response.

Sincerely yours,

Mr. Brian t. Moynihan
Manager Bank of America


I thought about responding, but then I thought maybe Mrs. Walker probably needed the money to tackle those gender identity issues she/he seems to be having.

But if anyone knows Mrs Katheryn G. Walker, could you please ask her (or possibly him) to forward a copy of the death certificate? I would really like to know what I died from.