The Merry Month of Meh-Mas- The end of the goathood
9For every Meh-tizens it’s been a fun month as the goat and while I suspect @kidsandliz will likely give me a failing grade for my goathood that’s what you get on a mediocre site.
In any case to all you who read this Happy New Year and May all your dreams come true.
As the month ends here is the updates for the month:
Fish tank is Meh
Vasectomy recovery is good
New teenage daughter (now a 13 yr old not a new daughter just to be clear) great but a pain
Work: still pushing for Meh to hire me
Trophy’s: @mike808 like to give everyone a trophy or complain that everyone wants one. In reality don’t we all just want to have some recognition? @mike808 thanks for everything you add to Meh. If anyone wants a trophy as a past goat there is still a thread for you to put your name in. You will just have to see if the trophy is from me or Meh corporate.
With that what are your resolutions for the new year?
/giphy happy new year
Mine? I am going to work at being a better husband, listening more and doing dumb shit less.
Anyway I’m out till I get to bitch at the next goat.
/giphy I’m done
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I’m sure, in your heart, you are dancing.
Your Goat stint was a lot of fun!
Thanks, and happy freedom!
/giphy freedom
Congratulations on completing your month! Your attendance record was adequate. Your participation was sufficient. Don’t forget to pick up your key to the Emeritus Lounge from @tinamarie1974 in the morning.
New guy pays the bar tab.
@bleedmichigan. Congrats, you did good. Now come get your key!
@bleedmichigan @tinamarie1974 Another v-neck, I see…
@bleedmichigan @compunaut and?
@compunaut @tinamarie1974 looks more like a coat but what’s under the coat?
@bleedmichigan @compunaut the key
@bleedmichigan @compunaut @tinamarie1974
Well… THAT didn’t last long!
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut …men! Lol
@chienfou @compunaut @tinamarie1974 first off it’s only dumb if you look under the coat and whose to say my wife is not endowed like that.
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut hhuumm back when I was a couple I had a “look but don’t touch” rule. So from that perspective @bleedmichigan had done nothing wrong. He had only asked
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @tinamarie1974 You were a couple? Are you now a nice pair?
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn now I am a single, with an amazing set!
@bleedmichigan @compunaut @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
Yes those would be!
HNY TM!
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn HNY my friend!
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn so years ago I went to a drag show with a group of friends. I was sitting up front, right in front of the stage. The MC, a drag queen, took a liking to me and kept pulling me up on stage to tease and/or play around with me. At one point she (he) took his hand and shoved it inbetween my boobs. He then announced to the audience that my cleavage was 4+ fingers deep and then proceeded to motorboat me.
That was the first time I knew guys measured cleveage by finger width lol
@chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 I do not know what this finger measurement method is. I will need to do some research to understand this. Does anyone have a picture of how this measuring works?
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @tinamarie1974
/giphy finger measurement method
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @tinamarie1974 Well, giphy didn’t help. How about a picture?
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn yeah and a google search does not provide anything SFW…
How about I describe it for ya
Fingers together, pinkie between the boobs up against her chest. That puts your ring finger facing out. Now count how many fingers have boobs on either side of them.
@chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 what if you have more boob than fingers?
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn that’s why she (he) said I was 4+ fingers deep
@bleedmichigan @compunaut @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 which just goes to show once again that drag does not necessarily mean gay… and he just copped a feel.
/giphy we have a winner!
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
Their drag name was Phil McCracken, of course.
@bleedmichigan @compunaut @mike808 @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 he’s a regular on John Boy and Billy…
@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @mike808 @therealjrn haha well I guess that is possible but he did have fabulous stilettos.
And his name, been far too long ago for me to remember (~10 years ago), but since I didn’t see Bart Simpson I don’t think that was it! Lol
@bleedmichigan @compunaut @mike808 @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
Nah - no failing grade. Your daily project participation grade, a goal you set for yourself… umm well you need to work on the definition of daily. Your response to members posting in your thread, good grade.
You can not check out early though. You must wait until the new goat is anointed even if you are required to work overtime (this job is exempt from overtime pay, I believe you are a coerced volunteer and as a result employment laws don’t cover your labor, overtime or not). The
coursegoathood doesn’t end until then. You will lose 5% an hour for that behavior (smirk- there really needs to be a smirk emoji)@Kidsandliz once the goat flips I’m done. Unless I run for a second term non consecutive of course
@Kidsandliz still the goat
@bleedmichigan @Kidsandliz Several reigns have added a day or two. Not that I’m still bitter or anything.
@bleedmichigan Ahh yes… now you are in over time and you have no one to blame but yourself.
@bleedmichigan drank your eggnog.
@mediocrebot you need to get a life.
@mediocrebot and urinated on your circuit boards
@Kidsandliz overtime for the win
@bleedmichigan What? Wait. You are wanting extra credit for the
gradewin? (snicker).@Kidsandliz always take extra credit you never know when you will need it
@bleedmichigan In one class I teach there are all these weekly, small assignments. So I give them one procrastination card (penalty free late) and one get out of jail free card (don’t have to do one, if do them all I drop the lowest score - actually not doing one is no different than dropping the lowest score except if you don’t do one that lowest score is a zero - no one yet has commented on that LOL). I have found doing it this way makes students happier.
And actually it is no different than “take as long as you want to do the dishes, when you are done you can go outside and join the boys playing basketball” vs “you can’t play basket ball until you are done with the dishes”. I found wording it “take as long as you want…” got better results than using the later wording. Using these two actual cards (printed on the syllabus) I get a whole lot less of the dog ate my computer crap to deal with than I get when I dealt with the same late/skip a paper outcome differently.
/giphy good job
