The Merry Month of Meh-Mas- The end of the goathood

@Kidsandliz once the goat flips I’m done. Unless I run for a second term non consecutive of course

@Kidsandliz still the goat

@bleedmichigan @Kidsandliz Several reigns have added a day or two. Not that I’m still bitter or anything.

@bleedmichigan Ahh yes… now you are in over time and you have no one to blame but yourself.

@bleedmichigan drank your eggnog.

@mediocrebot you need to get a life.

@mediocrebot and urinated on your circuit boards

@Kidsandliz overtime for the win

@bleedmichigan What? Wait. You are wanting extra credit for the grade win? (snicker).

@Kidsandliz always take extra credit you never know when you will need it

@bleedmichigan In one class I teach there are all these weekly, small assignments. So I give them one procrastination card (penalty free late) and one get out of jail free card (don’t have to do one, if do them all I drop the lowest score - actually not doing one is no different than dropping the lowest score except if you don’t do one that lowest score is a zero - no one yet has commented on that LOL). I have found doing it this way makes students happier.

And actually it is no different than “take as long as you want to do the dishes, when you are done you can go outside and join the boys playing basketball” vs “you can’t play basket ball until you are done with the dishes”. I found wording it “take as long as you want…” got better results than using the later wording. Using these two actual cards (printed on the syllabus) I get a whole lot less of the dog ate my computer crap to deal with than I get when I dealt with the same late/skip a paper outcome differently.

@bleedmichigan. Congrats, you did good. Now come get your key!

@bleedmichigan @tinamarie1974 Another v-neck, I see…

@bleedmichigan @compunaut and?

@compunaut @tinamarie1974 looks more like a coat but what’s under the coat?

@bleedmichigan @compunaut the key

@bleedmichigan @compunaut @tinamarie1974

I am going to work at being a better husband, listening more and doing dumb shit less.

looks more like a coat but what’s under the coat?

Well… THAT didn’t last long!

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut …men! Lol

@chienfou @compunaut @tinamarie1974 first off it’s only dumb if you look under the coat and whose to say my wife is not endowed like that.

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut hhuumm back when I was a couple I had a “look but don’t touch” rule. So from that perspective @bleedmichigan had done nothing wrong. He had only asked

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @tinamarie1974 You were a couple? Are you now a nice pair?

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn now I am a single, with an amazing set!

@bleedmichigan @compunaut @therealjrn @tinamarie1974

an amazing set!

Yes those would be!
HNY TM!

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn HNY my friend!

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn so years ago I went to a drag show with a group of friends. I was sitting up front, right in front of the stage. The MC, a drag queen, took a liking to me and kept pulling me up on stage to tease and/or play around with me. At one point she (he) took his hand and shoved it inbetween my boobs. He then announced to the audience that my cleavage was 4+ fingers deep and then proceeded to motorboat me.

That was the first time I knew guys measured cleveage by finger width lol

@chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 I do not know what this finger measurement method is. I will need to do some research to understand this. Does anyone have a picture of how this measuring works?

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @tinamarie1974
/giphy finger measurement method

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @tinamarie1974 Well, giphy didn’t help. How about a picture?

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn yeah and a google search does not provide anything SFW…

How about I describe it for ya

Fingers together, pinkie between the boobs up against her chest. That puts your ring finger facing out. Now count how many fingers have boobs on either side of them.

@chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 what if you have more boob than fingers?

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn that’s why she (he) said I was 4+ fingers deep

@bleedmichigan @compunaut @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 which just goes to show once again that drag does not necessarily mean gay… and he just copped a feel.
/giphy we have a winner!

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
Their drag name was Phil McCracken, of course.

@bleedmichigan @compunaut @mike808 @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 he’s a regular on John Boy and Billy…

@bleedmichigan @chienfou @compunaut @mike808 @therealjrn haha well I guess that is possible but he did have fabulous stilettos.

And his name, been far too long ago for me to remember (~10 years ago), but since I didn’t see Bart Simpson I don’t think that was it! Lol

@bleedmichigan @compunaut @mike808 @therealjrn @tinamarie1974

he’s a regular on John Boy and Billy