I collect a bunch of crap. A quazi-hoarder.
You’re talking like I don’t possess all of those traits already.
/giphy Dung
@f00l jeeze, it’s a poop-cam!
I can already navigate using the stars… at least in the Northern Hemisphere. I know I can use the Southern Cross for navigation in the Southern Hemisphere, but I have never tried.
How about the capacity to put up with shit on a truly enormous scale. As it is, my shit-o-meter is pegged and I’m having difficulties.
My sensitivity to detect dung, especially that of the bovine variety, improves with every visit here. Ha!
I don’t know, but this is a really shitty poll.
The ability to do something useful and productive with other’s shit.
Oh hell, everybody already tells me I’m full of shit.
I guess if I can’t dazzle them with my brilliance, I can baffle them with my bullshit.
You’d think they were selling bidets again with this poll topic.
Strong armor protecting my entire body. I’ll look like a damn bad ass black knight.
No eat shit and die option what a wimpy pollster.
@cranky1950 I’d have fallen over myself in excitement to select the “Eat shit and die” option
I collect a bunch of crap. A quazi-hoarder.
You’re talking like I don’t possess all of those traits already.
/giphy Dung
@f00l jeeze, it’s a poop-cam!
I can already navigate using the stars… at least in the Northern Hemisphere. I know I can use the Southern Cross for navigation in the Southern Hemisphere, but I have never tried.
How about the capacity to put up with shit on a truly enormous scale. As it is, my shit-o-meter is pegged and I’m having difficulties.
My sensitivity to detect dung, especially that of the bovine variety, improves with every visit here. Ha!
I don’t know, but this is a really shitty poll.
The ability to do something useful and productive with other’s shit.
Oh hell, everybody already tells me I’m full of shit.
I guess if I can’t dazzle them with my brilliance,
I can baffle them with my bullshit.
You’d think they were selling bidets again with this poll topic.
Strong armor protecting my entire body. I’ll look like a damn bad ass black knight.
No eat shit and die option what a wimpy pollster.
@cranky1950 I’d have fallen over myself in excitement to select the “Eat shit and die” option