OK, so I got the cursed chain letter, and while I considered sharing seven copies with my friends the garbagemen, I DO really like this site, and I AM invested in your success - a little. I mean, I LOVE the writeups, I enjoy the forums, I’m fond of the community, I like Irk… There’s only one part of the experience I’m NOT that crazy about -

YOUR CRUDDY MEHRCHANDISE

SO! Here’s the plan… I AM going to print out seven copies of the curse, then print some holiday bullshit on the other side, trim it into a card, write “A Meh Gift Card For You” in it, stick a twenty into it, fold it into an envelope, and mail it to seven… lucky… friends. I’m going to do all this:

IF YOU OFFER ME SOMETHING I CONSIDER WORTH BUYING IN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS

OTHERWISE… Hmm… Well, I kind of like the ‘Meh Gift Card’ idea… Anywhoo,