Remember when they used to say that life begins at 40? They lied. It begins at 50!
Do something that you’ve never done before, something out of character for you (I’m assuming you’re a character since you’re on meh?). You only turn 50 once, so enjoy it!! (Party at 51, make 50 for you, make it memorable!)
I’ve rode a camel, an elephant, a seat in a four-person helicopter flying over the Verde and Salt, rivers.for 2 hours, driven to Canada, took a cruise (ship) to Mexico, flew on a small rickety plane to Hermosillo ( Mexico), even pulled over and had to step out of my vehicle while interrogated by both the Mexican army ( and while in Canada, the Canadian border police), flew to England, Scotland, and Wales,
And I think I’ll stick to not ever going skydiving as a way to enjoy the next 50 years.
Check out bingo at the senior center. Sign up for meals on wheels. Buy a Honda Element. Start wearing socks with your sandals. Start wearing stupid hats. Spend more time at McDonalds drinking coffee at the big round table.
@Aznatural1 Alaskan cruise is AWESOME!!! We took the train up the western seaboard, stayed a few days in Seattle, then took the cruise up to Alaska. Fabulous! Came back to Vancouver for a few days, back to Seattle, then trained across the upper US, home after Chicago. I just can’t recommend it enough! Do it! Have fun!!
Celebrate your 21st anniversary of turning 29?
@Aznatural1
1 Full on blow out celebration. Like the sort you’re not sure you remember correctly, afterwards.
2 Pretend and assert forever that neither the birthday nor the celebration ever happened.
/giphy "happy birthday!"
Don’t mention the dead prostitute in the trunk and you’ll be fine.
@ACraigL
And don’t forget to feed the live one.
Don’t worry, you’re not old… yet
/giphy old one
@Aznatural1 @Cerridwyn I have on good authority (my mom) that you aren’t old until you are 104.
@Aznatural1 invest in quality hair trimmers. That shit is going to pop out in places you never imagined.
Happy 50th. Here’s your free sample
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@cranky1950 that happens Everytime women my age sneeze…
http://www.aarp.org/
@f00l yeah really can’t be 50s without an aarp fanny pack.
@f00l @cranky1950 Just try not to get that AARP fanny…
@2many2no No…just…no.
Remember when they used to say that life begins at 40? They lied. It begins at 50!
Do something that you’ve never done before, something out of character for you (I’m assuming you’re a character since you’re on meh?). You only turn 50 once, so enjoy it!! (Party at 51, make 50 for you, make it memorable!)
I’m keeping my eye in this post as mine is in July, wonder if there will be anything helpful…just going to read it now
@mehbee what are you planning?
@Aznatural1 Well the below mentioned skydiving, but it’s not a first, so I was hoping to get a really good idea of a first to do.
I’m thinking of going skydiving
@mehbee
I’ve rode a camel, an elephant, a seat in a four-person helicopter flying over the Verde and Salt, rivers.for 2 hours, driven to Canada, took a cruise (ship) to Mexico, flew on a small rickety plane to Hermosillo ( Mexico), even pulled over and had to step out of my vehicle while interrogated by both the Mexican army ( and while in Canada, the Canadian border police), flew to England, Scotland, and Wales,
And I think I’ll stick to not ever going skydiving as a way to enjoy the next 50 years.
@Aznatural1 That all sounds fun, except for the litte plane…but sky diving is fun. I’ve done it twice and want to do it one more time at sunset.
Check out bingo at the senior center. Sign up for meals on wheels. Buy a Honda Element. Start wearing socks with your sandals. Start wearing stupid hats. Spend more time at McDonalds drinking coffee at the big round table.
@cranky1950 No! Never!
I do play bingo already though. But at the midnight version at the casino.
@cranky1950 Dishing a Honda Element? That is the poor person’s minivan (yeah I know what happened with respect target market actual market LOL).
Thank you for the suggestions and tips. I’m thinking of an Alaskan trip/ cruise…or a random trip to some exotic foreign land…
Thank you for the suggestions and tips. I’m thinking of an Alaskan trip/ cruise…or a random trip to some exotic foreign land…
@Aznatural1 Alaskan cruise is AWESOME!!! We took the train up the western seaboard, stayed a few days in Seattle, then took the cruise up to Alaska. Fabulous! Came back to Vancouver for a few days, back to Seattle, then trained across the upper US, home after Chicago. I just can’t recommend it enough! Do it! Have fun!!
And taking four weeks off at work because I want to go away for a while…
Found two birthday decorations for you
You are welcome.
@Kidsandliz
Lol. Who’d thought…
Of course this is true as well…
and…
