Thanksgoating (November 2022 goat nominations)
9Whaaaaa? It’s almost Halloween already? Time for unblaming this month’s goat @mossygreen! … unless one cannot have more candy. Then it’s a blame.
That also means it’s time for another mehmber to take the reigns – so nominate away!
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IT’S HALLOWEEN FOREVER. But yeah, I could use a break.
Time for another animal GOAT?
I noticed @CharlieDoggo wants ALL the belly rubs
@MarkDaSpark I think @Charliedoggo should be the Christmas goat.
@MarkDaSpark and peanut butter treats, but he has to sneak my phone away to post
@Kyeh @MarkDaSpark
/giphy hiding
@CharlieDoggo @Kyeh @tinamarie1974
Won’t help … you’ll need to come out for Belly Rubs and peanut butter treats sometime! Especially when you are a “Good boy!”
@Kyeh @MarkDaSpark @tinamarie1974 I know where mom “hides” them. I usually just politely stand there and beg. I may have to steal the bag!!
@CharlieDoggo @Kyeh @MarkDaSpark Hiding doesn’t work. Neither do death certificates with forged signatures on it of meh employees as the one I turned in for me was ignored.
@CharlieDoggo @Kidsandliz @Kyeh @MarkDaSpark pretty sure they dont provide death certs for pets…
@CharlieDoggo @Kyeh @MarkDaSpark @tinamarie1974
The internet. The answer to everything. That is where I found the one I used to try to get out being goat way back when. The mistake I made was uploading it under my name and not making a new account to upload it under.
Well, what about @Trinityscrew?
They replied to @sohmageek’s “Goats Unite” with
@MarkDaSpark Nah. He’s an a-hole.
@Trinityscrew
That’s a bonus!
I think @capnjb would be the perfect Thanksgiving goat. He’s been through an incredible ordeal and has a real perspective on gratitude:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/what-was-your-favorite-costume#635932f8f0ace3237027410e
He does book-fairs dressed as a stormtrooper.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/awkward-party-shirt-giveaway-unofficial#6335a1f661910ce84fa4e852
And jams out with Darius Rucker on drums while dressed as a pirate!
https://meh.com/forum/topics/awkward-party-shirt-giveaway-unofficial#6335c70061910ce84fa54233
How has this amazing Mehtizen not been goated yet?
@Kyeh this is an execellent odea and well deserved
@Kyeh @tinamarie1974 I agree wholeheartedly.
@Kyeh @Trinityscrew is that because you dont want to be goat?
/giphy giggle
@Kyeh So… I just show up for work and be like, Yeah?
@capnjb apparently @Kyeh has been building a dossier…
I think there is some overhead though but technically you could ignore us and just pop in with some cool shit. We have had ghost goats
@Kyeh @unksol Well, I got ghosted in my last Mehrican exchange so I’ll try not to do that here.
@capnjb @Kyeh @unksol Actually I think Kyeh builds dossiers on a number of people since she nominates people each month and mentions ways they deserve it.
We have to not forget to nominate @speedydelivery next month. That was earned as s/he admitted s/he dressed up as a two headed ghost. Now admittedly I at first read thought it said goat but hey two headed anything will do.
@capnjb @Kidsandliz @unksol
No, no, no - a two-headed goat MUST be for January!
Janus = the 2-headed god!
@capnjb @Kyeh @unksol That makes sense.
@capnjb
I think you’ve already demonstrated that you’ve got what it takes.
It’s surprising to me that 2 of the most vocal wise-asses in the forum each refused their chances to dominate a thread devoted to them when they had the chance (looking at you, @yakkoTDI & @hchavers.
) I mean, they’re always among the first to jump in and comment every night on the daily offer, but given a chance to show off their wit as goats, they fainted, I guess!
@hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I prefer to think of them as wise-assets. But what-evs
@capnjb @hchavers @yakkoTDI
That’s kind!
@hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I’ve found that there are always two sides to a coin. You can keep flipping it until you find the side you like
@capnjb @hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI
plus kyeh seems to have disturbingly thorough dossierse on us all
@capnjb @hchavers @Kyeh @unksol @yakkoTDI
/giphy oh my
@capnjb @hchavers @tinamarie1974 @unksol @yakkoTDI
@hchavers @Kyeh @unksol @yakkoTDI If you have a smart phone and a gmail account I assure you, there are much, much larger dossiers about you.
Sincerely, random IT security guy
@capnjb @hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I always considered being a wise-ass preferable to being a dumb-ass.
@capnjb @hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I’m well aware however thier dossiers are a lillte impersonal.
Realistically if a date asks for my social media I’m just going to have to teach them to site search meh. Hopefully it’s mostly good things.
@capnjb @Kyeh @yakkoTDI
Maybe my presence in this threat was not up to par.
But saying little to not be cancelled has worked, so far.
@capnjb @hchavers @yakkoTDI
Oooo, you’re a poet, too - wasted talent!
@capnjb @hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I LOVE fainting goats! They’re funny as heck.
Maybe.
Q. What did the unenthusiastic goat say?
A. m-e-e-e-e-h
@Trinityscrew Then … hint … star my nomination comment, please!
@Kyeh Done.