Thanksgoating (November 2022 goat nominations)

narfcake had a quick thing to say said Wed, Oct 26th 2022 at 9:54pm ET

Whaaaaa? It’s almost Halloween already? Time for unblaming this month’s goat @mossygreen! … unless one cannot have more candy. Then it’s a blame.

That also means it’s time for another mehmber to take the reigns – so nominate away!

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mossygreen said Wed, Oct 26th 2022 at 10:50pm ET:

IT’S HALLOWEEN FOREVER. But yeah, I could use a break.

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MarkDaSpark said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 12:52am ET:

Time for another animal GOAT?

I noticed @CharlieDoggo wants ALL the belly rubs

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- @MarkDaSpark I think @Charliedoggo should be the Christmas goat.
  
  Kyeh said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 3:40am ET
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- @MarkDaSpark and peanut butter treats, but he has to sneak my phone away to post
  
  tinamarie1974 said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 7:08am ET
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- @Kyeh @MarkDaSpark
  
  /giphy hiding
  
  CharlieDoggo said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 7:33am ET
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- @CharlieDoggo @Kyeh @tinamarie1974
  
  Won’t help … you’ll need to come out for Belly Rubs and peanut butter treats sometime! Especially when you are a “Good boy!”
  
  MarkDaSpark said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 12:34pm ET
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- @Kyeh @MarkDaSpark @tinamarie1974 I know where mom “hides” them. I usually just politely stand there and beg. I may have to steal the bag!!
  
  CharlieDoggo said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 1:40pm ET
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- @CharlieDoggo @Kyeh @MarkDaSpark Hiding doesn’t work. Neither do death certificates with forged signatures on it of meh employees as the one I turned in for me was ignored.
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 12:10pm ET
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- @CharlieDoggo @Kidsandliz @Kyeh @MarkDaSpark pretty sure they dont provide death certs for pets…
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 1:06pm ET
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- @CharlieDoggo @Kyeh @MarkDaSpark @tinamarie1974
  
  pretty sure they dont provide death certs for pets…
  
  The internet. The answer to everything. That is where I found the one I used to try to get out being goat way back when. The mistake I made was uploading it under my name and not making a new account to upload it under.
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 1:15pm ET
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MarkDaSpark said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 12:32pm ET:

Well, what about @Trinityscrew?

They replied to @sohmageek’s “Goats Unite” with

N-a-a-a-a-h.

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- @MarkDaSpark Nah. He’s an a-hole.
  
  Trinityscrew said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 2:10pm ET
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- @Trinityscrew
  
  That’s a bonus!
  
  MarkDaSpark said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 2:31pm ET
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Kyeh said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 2:16pm ET:

I think @capnjb would be the perfect Thanksgiving goat. He’s been through an incredible ordeal and has a real perspective on gratitude:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/what-was-your-favorite-costume#635932f8f0ace3237027410e
He does book-fairs dressed as a stormtrooper.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/awkward-party-shirt-giveaway-unofficial#6335a1f661910ce84fa4e852
And jams out with Darius Rucker on drums while dressed as a pirate!
https://meh.com/forum/topics/awkward-party-shirt-giveaway-unofficial#6335c70061910ce84fa54233
How has this amazing Mehtizen not been goated yet?

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- @Kyeh this is an execellent odea and well deserved
  
  tinamarie1974 said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 2:44pm ET
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- @Kyeh @tinamarie1974 I agree wholeheartedly.
  
  Trinityscrew said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 3:41pm ET
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- @Kyeh @Trinityscrew is that because you dont want to be goat?
  
  /giphy giggle
  
  tinamarie1974 said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 3:51pm ET
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- @Kyeh So… I just show up for work and be like, Yeah?
  
  capnjb said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 6:08am ET
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- @capnjb apparently @Kyeh has been building a dossier…
  
  I think there is some overhead though but technically you could ignore us and just pop in with some cool shit. We have had ghost goats
  
  unksol said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 8:32am ET
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- @Kyeh @unksol Well, I got ghosted in my last Mehrican exchange so I’ll try not to do that here.
  
  capnjb said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 9:23am ET
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- @capnjb @Kyeh @unksol Actually I think Kyeh builds dossiers on a number of people since she nominates people each month and mentions ways they deserve it. We have to not forget to nominate @speedydelivery next month. That was earned as s/he admitted s/he dressed up as a two headed ghost. Now admittedly I at first read thought it said goat but hey two headed anything will do.
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 12:09pm ET
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- @capnjb @Kidsandliz @unksol
  No, no, no - a two-headed goat MUST be for January!
  Janus = the 2-headed god!
  
  Kyeh said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 3:48pm ET
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- @capnjb @Kyeh @unksol That makes sense.
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 4:48pm ET
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- @capnjb
  
  So… I just show up for work and be like, Yeah?
  
  I think you’ve already demonstrated that you’ve got what it takes.
  
  It’s surprising to me that 2 of the most vocal wise-asses in the forum each refused their chances to dominate a thread devoted to them when they had the chance (looking at you, @yakkoTDI & @hchavers. ) I mean, they’re always among the first to jump in and comment every night on the daily offer, but given a chance to show off their wit as goats, they fainted, I guess!
  
  Kyeh said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 6:21pm ET
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- @hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I prefer to think of them as wise-assets. But what-evs
  
  capnjb said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 6:34pm ET
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- @capnjb @hchavers @yakkoTDI
  That’s kind!
  
  Kyeh said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 6:36pm ET
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- @hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I’ve found that there are always two sides to a coin. You can keep flipping it until you find the side you like
  
  capnjb said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 7:55pm ET
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- @capnjb @hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI
  plus kyeh seems to have disturbingly thorough dossierse on us all
  
  unksol said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 10:33pm ET
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- @capnjb @hchavers @Kyeh @unksol @yakkoTDI
  
  /giphy oh my
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 10:39pm ET
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- @capnjb @hchavers @tinamarie1974 @unksol @yakkoTDI
  
  Kyeh said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 10:49pm ET
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- @hchavers @Kyeh @unksol @yakkoTDI If you have a smart phone and a gmail account I assure you, there are much, much larger dossiers about you.
  
  Sincerely, random IT security guy
  
  capnjb said Sat, Oct 29th 2022 at 8:39am ET
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- @capnjb @hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I always considered being a wise-ass preferable to being a dumb-ass.
  
  macromeh said Sat, Oct 29th 2022 at 11:51am ET
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- @capnjb @hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I’m well aware however thier dossiers are a lillte impersonal.
  
  Realistically if a date asks for my social media I’m just going to have to teach them to site search meh. Hopefully it’s mostly good things.
  
  unksol said Sat, Oct 29th 2022 at 11:41pm ET
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- @capnjb @Kyeh @yakkoTDI
  
  I mean, they’re always among the first to jump in and comment every night on the daily offer, but given a chance to show off their wit as goats, they fainted, I guess!
  
  Maybe my presence in this threat was not up to par.
  But saying little to not be cancelled has worked, so far.
  
  hchavers said Sun, Oct 30th 2022 at 12:40am ET
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- @capnjb @hchavers @yakkoTDI
  Oooo, you’re a poet, too - wasted talent!
  
  Kyeh said Sun, Oct 30th 2022 at 12:50am ET
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- @capnjb @hchavers @Kyeh @yakkoTDI I LOVE fainting goats! They’re funny as heck.
  
  Trinityscrew said Mon, Oct 31st 2022 at 10:45am ET
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Trinityscrew said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 4:04pm ET:

Maybe.
Q. What did the unenthusiastic goat say?
A. m-e-e-e-e-h

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- @Trinityscrew Then … hint … star my nomination comment, please!
  
  Kyeh said Thu, Oct 27th 2022 at 4:45pm ET
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- @Kyeh Done.
  
  Trinityscrew said Fri, Oct 28th 2022 at 11:10am ET
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