@someRiverNoise Send me your address. I’ll send you my collection of said items, starting with about 300 dead ladybugs that got trapped in my car, a number of (now dead) german roaches and a couple of used to be green lizards, partly consumed by cats. Where I used to live they used to shoot the skunks which actually was kind of sad (and I accidentally shot a hole in their roof as they did not tell me those shotguns were loaded - I didn’t even notice them in the pile of junk by the door - and I knocked them moving the bike to get at the rabbit to feed it and one went off) and I could ask them to suitably ripen and shrivel a skunk carcasses if you’d like. Then you could powder the corpses, stick em in a tea bag or something and tape that to the air vent. That should do it.
@woodhouse
To pay your debt: Email to me the new ultra secret classified address or location of the new fabulous empty warehouse and the new 8 acres next door that’s gonna be a Dino Park someday if I get my way.
Wanna check this property out. Promise to drive-by only. Promise no weirdness, no damages, no trespassing, no drones. Promise not to tell or to drop hints about said info without formal permission.
Heh.
I just bought two Ninja mixers from you guys so I can make pina coladas. Weird.
@sammydog01 It’s almost like I planned this post around your order history. Or did I?
@woodhouse
Well??? Did you?
@shruggie ¯\(ツ)/¯
@woodhouse
Code to insert shrugs:
@shruggie That’s what I get for freehanding my shrug.
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@woodhouse
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I love pina coladas
@woodhouse You are lucky I didn’t send something. Your car would probably smell like ass.
@mfladd
@mfladd You would have sent the whole collection:
@sammydog01 They forgot ripe kid clutter (blend of soccer shoes, rotting food, spilled milk, unidentified dead and shriveled thing)
@Kidsandliz
I’d buy this scent (not that I use car air fresheners).
@someRiverNoise
I’m pretty sure that taint a real thing…
@someRiverNoise Send me your address. I’ll send you my collection of said items, starting with about 300 dead ladybugs that got trapped in my car, a number of (now dead) german roaches and a couple of used to be green lizards, partly consumed by cats. Where I used to live they used to shoot the skunks which actually was kind of sad (and I accidentally shot a hole in their roof as they did not tell me those shotguns were loaded - I didn’t even notice them in the pile of junk by the door - and I knocked them moving the bike to get at the rabbit to feed it and one went off) and I could ask them to suitably ripen and shrivel a skunk carcasses if you’d like. Then you could powder the corpses, stick em in a tea bag or something and tape that to the air vent. That should do it.
@Kidsandliz
I really hope the offer is genuine.
@Kidsandliz
Well?
/giphy Well we’re waiting
My car smells like pina colada vomit.
Every time I see this topic title, that song starts earworming me for the next few hours.
@woodhouse, you owe me.
@f00l What can I do to repay you?
@f00l A woodhouse always pays their debts.
@woodhouse
To pay your debt: Email to me the new ultra secret classified address or location of the new fabulous empty warehouse and the new 8 acres next door that’s gonna be a Dino Park someday if I get my way.
Wanna check this property out. Promise to drive-by only. Promise no weirdness, no damages, no trespassing, no drones. Promise not to tell or to drop hints about said info without formal permission.
If you do this well, rewards may follow.
@woodhouse Don’t trust @f00l.
@woodhouse
@mfladd is a fuckermother. Don’t trust @mfladd.
@f00l This is how I picture you at home creepin around meh.
You scare the fuck out of me!!!
@mfladd
if you avoid the vicinity of Meh and Mediocre you will likely avoid me.
Unless I decide to visit the Eastern Shore in disguise.
@f00l I think you need @snapster clearance for that.
@woodhouse
So get the clearance for me. @snapster knows I’m harmless.
(Except to @mfladd).
You owe me. Still hearing that ear worm.
Besides, I wanna scout out the home of the future Dinosaur Park.
Our little family is growing